Liberty Stands Still

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Hey, daddy! Look at me!

Woman: I'm not wearing any underwear.

Are you gonna be able to concentrate?

Not if you aren't here.

I'm on my way.

We hit some weather in Washington,

so I just got off the plane.

I don't think I'll make curtain,

but I won't miss your entrance.

Have I ever missed? Ha ha ha ha!

What's wrong?

Ah, are you sad for us or for the show?

For us.

Oh, I'm touched.

Hold on.

Hang on, Victor.

The client doesn't like London right now.

Yeah. I just have to talk to Brian.

Already did. Already did.

Very much looking forward to seeing us in New York

for a little champagne toast.

I said Friday would be ok.

Sounds fine.

I'll call you later, ok?

Russell?

I'm sorry, baby.

That your husband?

Uh-huh. now, where were we?

Oh, yeah, my underwear.

Look, I didn't want to tell you this over the phone, but...

I've fallen in love with you.

Shit. hold on.

I am counting on you for dinner, you know.

Why?

What do you mean, why?

He desires you, and I think he can close it tonight. That's why.

Um, you know, I don't think I can make it,

but, uh, I'll try to make dessert, ok?

Don't wait for me.

George? thanks for holding.

Listen, 9:00 might be better if it's not too late.

Good.

Russell?

Ye-e-es?

So you're just gonna have to deal with me pining

and mooning over what we might have had together.

You didn't hang up.

Not yet.

So what does that mean?

I can't do this.

Well, if you're gonna bail...

You'd best do it now.

Sweet.

But you didn't scare her away.

It sounded too much like you meant it.

I did.

Well...

Then I feel like cupid.

Don't hurt her, if that's what this is about.

Do you believe in god?

Yes, I do.

Life is a walking shadow...

A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

then is heard no more.

It's a tale told by an idiot

full of sound and fury.

Signifying...

Nothing.

If you move or speak, this blows.

It's very sensitive.

For the next few moments, you're gonna be closer to your god

than you've ever been.

Don't waste it.

Man: early curtain tonight, everyone.

Let's get goin'.

help.

What, motherfucker?

Shit. say somethin', fool.

Man: hey, Dwayne, how's the salmonella business?

Hey, papachulo.

I got kosher, man.

I got Turkey, 100% beef, you know,

and all that good stuff.

What? no vegetarian?

I got vegan, baby.

Best on the market.

You can't tell the difference.

Me? I'm gonna go all the way...

100% beef.

Lips.

What do you think they do with the lips, man...

Anus and spleen and all that stuff?

It's all 100% cow.

Very funny.

I'll see you next week.

My regards to your boss.

Man: Russell...

Has anyone seen Russell?

Woman: did you lose my little darling again?

He told me he'd be back by now. Have you seen him?

In the carnal sense?

No.

Hey! find the ice queen rich bitch,

and you'll find him.

Russell?

help.

Russell, please don't do this to me again.

Russell, you will personally be responsible for my heart attack.

5 minutes, everyone!

She's still not in her seat?

He left a message on my cell 10 minutes ago

saying he would be here 10 minutes ago.

Ok, 5 more minutes, everyone!

Should I be getting dressed?

Ok. I'll get dressed anyway, just in case.

Sure you won't spot me another gram?

It's the weekend.

Can't do that, man.

I got a big date, bro.

Look, I'm gonna tell you somethin', man.

My boss is a mean son of a bitch, all right?

100. I'll give you the rest Monday.

Don't be wavin' that shit around here, man.

Jesus.

Hey, I swear...

You the man, Dwayne. Whatever.

Hello, Dwayne.

Hey.

Ah, it's been a week already?

The last performance tonight.

We're having a big party.

Yeah?

Well, they got some big numbers

comin' in from New York, next.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Big deal.

Ahh... oh!

Wow.

You take care of yourself, huh?

We got a good thing goin' on, you and me, huh?

Liberty Wallace.

Nice to meet you, Liberty Wallace.

My name is Joe.

What can I do for you, Joe?

Stand still.

Excuse me?

I'll need you to pay attention.

Look, I'm late for a play. Who is this?

You mean you're late for your weekly fuck?

Asshole.

Look, asshole, whoever you are,

if you call here one more time...

I didn't expect to like Russell,

but, then again, I guess you didn't expect to like him, either.

Joe: oh... Dwayne...

Had to take a whiz, so...

He needs you to step in.

What do you want?

Um...

Walk over to the hot dog stand.

You need to be closer.

Aah!

You need to know I've locked a signal

onto your cell number.

There's a bomb,

a really big bomb...

In that hot dog stand.

I'll shoot innocent people.

We've got a bit of ground to cover,

so I don't want to have to kill you.

Walk...

Closer

to the stand.

If your cell phone goes dead,

or you touch the mute button for any reason,

it'll blow.

It's irreversible.

Translation: no "off" switch.

There's enough explosive in there to take out the whole block.

So...

You have a little problem on your hands.

Now...

Take a breath.

Liberty, could you please check your battery?

'Cause we need to know how much time we have.

It's half-charged.

Well, that gives us about 80 minutes.

There's a pair of cuffs hanging on the cart.

You have quite a decision to make.

Tell me what you want.

Your soul.

Do you really think I'd go through all this trouble for cash?

You're going to have to put on that ankle cuff,

and then we're gonna have a talk.

Do it.

Do it.

No!