Hotel Transylvania: The Series

We're burning moonlight here, monsters.

Chop-chop.

Wow. True artist at work.

And you, just standing around.

What are you, a non-speaking role?

Um, Mr. Scarafino? That's a plant.

Maybe if you took off your sunglass?

Take off my sunglass?

Why don't you take off your face?

Oh, you can't?

You're fired.

I love show business.

I know, right?

How awesome is it that Hank's dad is filming

his new Detective Fistpunch movie here?

You want a piece of me?

Whoa.

You sound just like your dad

in Fistpuncher IV: The Punchening.

You could be an actor, too, Hank.

Oh, come on, Mavis.

I could never do what my dad does.

He's a pro.

Ohh! Frankenstein is in the house.

Now, who's ready to make some magic?

Hey, Hankie. Free vanilla scream donuts.

Not bad, eh? You want a piece of me?

I sure do. (CHEWING)

Okay, here we go, Frank.

Lights, camera, and action.

You want a piece of me?

Cut. Print.

Moving on. Chop-chop. Ow!

Okay, that's a wrap for me.

Great job, everybody. See you tomorrow.

Uh, where's Dad going?

His big action scene is coming up.

Ah, try to keep up, kid. We don't let the stars do the dangerous stuff.

We leave that to the schmoes.

Bogdan and Fyodor reporting

for smashy-smashy schmo duty.

What?

So, that wasn't Dad in the coffin-surfing scene

in Monster Wave?

Nope. All gremlins.

Huh. I just can't believe it.

Everything I knew about my dad is a lie. (SOBBING)

Wait, Hank.

But, but, what about these sweet snacks?

Somebody think of the snacks.

When I ask for a script, I get a script! Got it?

Uh, Mr. Scarafino? Here's your script.

Excellent.

I knew I could count on my new script coordinator.

Sir, I promise I'm going to be

the best script commander you ever had.

Meh. Close enough. Action.

Hank? Hankie?

It's your old man.

Go away.

Um, Uncle Frank?

I'm sorry to have to tell you this,

but I don't think Hank wants to see you right now.

He's sort of got a broken heart.

He put it in the dryer again, didn't he?

No.

He's devastated because he thought you did your own stunts.

He thought you were a hero.

He did?

I had no idea my movies meant so much to him.

Of course they do. He idolizes you.

So, if Hank is sad

because I'm not a stunt man,

then I'll just do my own stunts.

Oh, no, no. That's not what I meant.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm still in okay shape.

I can totally pull this off.

You see? I'm still a natural.

Come on. This isn't fun anymore.

Oh, really, kiddo?

I think it'll be a blast.

Dad?

Hey, Hankie.

Your old man really is a hero.

Now, bring on the stunts!

All right. We all agreed this shot is too dangerous

even for our stunt gremlins.

So, we'll use computers to add Fistpunch in later.

Got it? What's that, now?

And action!

Ow.

Cut. Great work, everybody.

Little help?

Dad! Holy rabies.

Ooh. Thanks, kids.

I think I saw more of me over by the, uh, bridge,

and the front door, and just, yeah, pretty much all over.

Sure. I can totally put him back together.

I'm great at puzzles.

Um, that sort of looks like

you just squished all the pieces together

even though they didn't fit.

Yeah.

Works for me.

This is all my fault.

Why did I make such a big deal about Dad doing stunts?

Come on, Hank. Your dad blew himself up for you.

That's pretty cool.

I guess.

What if he can't act in the movie?

Huh. Oh, wait.

Hank, I have a great idea.

You could stand in.

You kind of look like your dad

and you do an amazing Fistpunch.

What? That is the opposite of a great idea.

(ON MEGAPHONE) Fistpunch to the set.

Can I get a 20 on Fistpunch?

Huh? I guess Frank is not here.

Okay, people. We're shutting down production.

The studio will go broke and Frank will never work again.

Uh, no.

I'm here.

I'm here.

Uh, Detective Fistpunch reporting for duty.

Wow, Frank.

You sound so young and immature.

Hmm. Exactly what we need

for the flashback to Fistpunch's childhood.

Mavis? I only know the one line.

I guess it's lucky we just happen to have

the new script coordinator right here, then, isn't it?

Where?

Oh, that's me.

"You want a piece of me?"

Wow! Nice punch-up, kid.

And action.

You want a piece of me?

Hmm.

Uh, cut.

Perfect. Moving on.

Chop-chop. Time is money...

Wait. That's it? That's acting?

Yup. It's the easiest job in the world.

Literally anyone can, ahem, do it.

Oh, man.

You saved the day with that one, Hank.

I bet Dr. Gillman must have your dad back together by now.

I'll maybe give it another go.

You think?

Wait. I've got a movie to make.

They're going to shut down production.

The studio will go broke...

Uh, no. No, they won't.

I sort of, uh, stood in for you.

You stood in for me?

Genius!

I'm so proud of you, Hank.

It's a perfect plan.

I sort of came up with the plan, but, uh...

Aw, Dad, come on, don't.

Sorry, but I'm too proud.

I got to give my boy some love.

Uh, no, no, Dad.

Your body, it's going to...

Come on, Hank. You can do this.

You can do this.

That's right, Hank. You got this in the bag.

Whoa.

H-Town is not in at the moment.

Um, H-Town is right behind you.

You know I can see him, right?

Mavis. What's up, girlfriend?

What are you working on right now?

Uh, getting your dad fixed.

Dr. Gillman says he's almost put him back together.

That is terrible news.

Oh, it's okay. No one can blame you for getting swept... Wait. What?

I don't want to give up being a star.

You get all this awesome stuff like, uh, like free robes.

Yeah, those aren't free.

Uh-oh.

(ON MEGAPHONE) Fistpunch to the set for the big coffin jump stunt.

Hank... I just said Hank, we're going to pretend I said Frank...

And we're going to get him to the set for the coffin stunt.

No one is stealing this scene from me.