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Aw, crap.

Oh, hello.

Thought you could sneak away from me, huh?

Nice try.

But you are gloves,

and you must submit to my human hands.

Oh, God, I really got to get out of here, for real.

What the hell are you?

- -

Good morning, Pangnirtung.

It's the longest day of the year,

and what a beautiful one.

We're celebrating with the solstice dance tonight

at the community hall.

Doors open at 7:00.

Music by...

Can't, sorry.

Got to go!

This is the money my mom gave me for washing Hondas every day,

and I only get a quarter a week,

so it took me 60 weeks to get this $15.

There is nothing in Pang to spend $15 on.

It's almost like having nothing.

Maybe I'll get a cellphone.

You can't get a cellphone for $15.

They cost way more than that.

And plus, where are you going to get it?

Maybe I'll get it from Nelson's brother.

He won't talk to you. You're too little.

And as I told you, $15 can't buy you anything.

You don't know about money, but that's okay.

Still, if you can give me that $15,

I could take care of all the complicated stuff.

And since you added money to pay for my phone,

I'm willing to make a deal

that says you can maybe use it sometimes.

Then can I hang out with you?

You could hang out with me during break periods

when we've agreed you could use my phone.

But you can't call long distance,

and you cannot use my data.

This is a great deal for you.

What are you doing?

Uki, you didn't just take that little chick's money, did you?

I'm not a little chick.

I only gave her the money so I can share cellphones together.

Give that shit back.

No!

What?

Hey!

It was a good deal!

So, what are you up to later?

Guess I'll come.

Hey, you guys see that girl in Arviat

harpooned that fat-ass whale?

Yeah, that was cool.

Ugh, I hate fishing.

She probably got lucky.

Plus, her dad probably did most of it.

You just called out Cameron V.

Chick is wearing John Anderson's hoodie in that pic,

and just yesterday she told me he was trash.

You're vicious on Insta.

For sale!

Yo, is that your dad?

Ugh.

Let's go for a ride on the boat.

-By ourselves? -Yeah.

No way. Not allowed.

Oh, yes, we have to.

Plus, we have to.

We could drive out to the cabins.

Lee Lee, it will be super fun.

That's fun with additional fun on top.

Come on!

Fine.

Yes!

I'll go home and get the keys.

[ Woman speaking indistinctly on TV ]

There has been an update in the evolving case

of a missing researcher.

A pack containing equipment such as field guides

that has recently washed up on the shore of Pangnirtung

is believed to belong to the missing geologist Tony Konk.

Konk, an American geologist

from the University of Connecticut,

was getting snow samples outside the isolated camp.

Konk has been missing...

[ Indistinct talking in distance ]

Wait!

No way.

That chick said if I give her my 15,

we get to hang out together.

Hurry, we're gonna get in trouble.

-Someone's gonna tell parents. -We're good.

Chill, chill.

Go get pop, chips, kukuk.

Me and that one made a deal, so you have to take me with you,

because that's how deals work.

Shut up.

You're not old enough to make deals.

I can make deals if I want to!

Better grab this money before the water gets it.

I'll tell mom you're taking the boat out.

I'll tell mom I caught you eating that stick of butter

in the middle of the night.

Your At a at a know you're taking the boat out?

Yep. No problem.

Yes, sir!

Look at all those stupid birds.

Circling the place like it's a big garbage dump.

I like watching it get smaller.

If we drove far enough, it would just disappear.

So they're, like, trying to shock this guy to life.

And his belly turns into a mouth with effed-up monster teeth.

And the teeth chomp the other guy's arm off.

And then the main guy lights that on fire,

but it only makes the guy

whose belly split open's neck grow long, till eventually --

Pop!

- -Off with his head.

And the only way you can tell if it was a human or an alien

was by burning its blood.

The main guy got so crazy

he burnt the whole thing down to ashes.

That's wack.

-You want to hear a true story? -Yeah.

You know the Kattuk boy that went missing last spring?

Yeah.

Well, Brenda was talking to Billy Mike,

and Billy Mike was talking to a fisherman from Iqaluit,

and he said that he saw the boy playing by the water.

And then, like, a fog rolls in,

and out comes a gray head with long black hair.

And you know what happens next?

What?

He snatches the boy and drags him into the water.

Qalupalik.

Get out of here with that silly Inuk shit.

Stacey hates Drew now.

By far the cruddiest boyfriend I've ever had.

Worst two days of my life.

How much data do you have?

Don't know. My parents pay for it.

Are your guys's parents going to the dance tonight?

Everyone's parents are going.

All the parents will go and get pissy drunk,

and then they'll come home and we'll have to deal with them.

My dad's scary when he's drunk.

Yeah, welcome to Crap Hole.

Population -- Who cares?

Pang?

What other crap hole are you living in?

I think Pang is awesome.

Sorry you like crap so much.

Maybe it's just crap wherever you go.

Whatever. Everywhere in Pang is ghetto.

So ghetto.

I'm gonna move to Winnipeg

and forget about all these lame Inuk problems.

This chick gets to go to Winnipeg every year.

I know. Lucky.

Thomassie Tiktak just got a Honda.

-It's a nice one. -How do you know?

-He take you for a ride on it? -Not even!

I'm just saying.

Those things are sketchy as hell.

I'd never get on one.

Bet you can't shoot that can.

I could, easy.

My dad taught me shooting.

He can shoot seals when they're just tiny dots way out.

-Thought so. -Shut up!

-Let me shoot, then. -As if.

Don't be such a wimp about it.

Look, I don't got all the bullets in the world

for you to be blasting off everywhere.

Yeah, little miss John McClane.

Who's that? Manitok's cousin?

Oh, my God.

- -Hey. Hey!

It's not fair that other people can't shoot

'cause you're a chicken.

Uh, my gun means I decide what's fair.

It's coming closer!

You guys!

What is it?

|I don't know! -What is it?!

Shh! It's a bear.

Bear? Oh, God, our parents are gonna kill me!

Shh. Just stay still.

Guys, what are we -- -

Told you. I'm a good shot.

Oh, my God, Uki!

Hah! Knew you chicks was out here!

Aju! -