Danger Zone

Good morning, boss.

Ahh, good morning, man.

Everything cool?

So far. Good.

Hey, that's one of them masai warriors, huh?

Yeah.

Them guys sure get around, don't they?

Kind of like us, huh?

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so, boss, how far do you think they are?

Doesn't matter, man.

We're almost there.

Does that look like this?

I guess so.

Yeah? Close enough.

You sure your friend will let us use his talents?

No problem.

Captain Morgan and I go way back.

Man: I can't believe how someone so uncivilized

can become so downright respectful.

I mean, when we came here,

we was just kids playing cowboys and Indians,

learning to survive

and trying to make a quick buck.

We were hiding guns for the rebels

in some of the mines and tunnels

he's working in now.

Bush rebels kept calling him captain

for some damn reason.

Name just stuck.

Got your game face on?

Yeah, you always do.

Don't worry. We'll get past these gentlemen.

Do it for love, country,

and mostly for money.

Not Morgan. No way, man.

It's different for him.

It's more for respect,

for the people and himself.

He's a diamond among the rough.

Ixnay on the ore-hays, Peter Joe.

Why I ought to.

Morgan.

How's it looking, Morgan?

Hey, fellas.

We got our work cut out for us here, ok.

The water table's dropping,

but it's making the dolomoth dry up faster.

Ok, man. It's not a trailer, man.

Hey!

See this thing?

We've got to pump in some cement here

before it brutally collapses.

And we better do it on number 7 as well,

just to be safe.

Come on. Follow.

This way.

Hey, right here.

Excuse me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Stop means stop.

Just stay close, sir, all right? Let's go.

We got it right here. Right here.

Look. Man... man.

Don't mess with me, man.

Don't piss me off, man.

I understand you're a dick.

Now you read, man.

Get off my case, now.

I'm gonna rip out your headlights, man.

No, you listen to me, man.

Yo, I...

Morgan: Catch.

Captain Morgan. Oh, God.

What's up? How you doing, man?

Hi, bro.

Now don't you feel like a fool, man,

treating me so bad?

See, he and me are friends, all right?

Me and the captain, we're tight.

Yeah, with friends like you, who needs enemies?

Basically, this guy needs an enema.

I'm about to give him one with a shrapnel...

be kind, this is my associate.

Man, he's a punk, man.

Give the prosac a fighting chance, will you?

You got to read the labels.

All right, all right, all right.

Sorry, man.

What's in the truck?

Tony. Nothing, couple scuds.

Scuds? What's the scuds doing?

Hey, I missed you.

I missed you, too.

I thought you went to the north mines,

messed around up there. No?

Bullshit. I did.

What is this? I don't know.

It's legit, though.

I got it signed by the minister of

what's it... whose its...

my initials! Yeah.

Yeah. You forged my signature.

That's... that's very ingenious.

You know everything comes in here

is my responsibility.

Well.

This is kind of steep.

All right, let's negotiate.

Ok.

The usual. You know, case of red stripe.

Case of red stripe? I got some.

Just fell off the back, man.

Don't you mean off the wagon?

Ok. Might have a case.

I'll kill you. I'll kill you, man.

Get that shit out of here.

All right. Now hold your water, man, ok.

Just trust me.

You and I are going to be richer.

6 foot up a bull's ass, it's gonna be a ball.

Toxic waste?

50-50.

I'll give you 40-60 if you want.

What are you doing transporting this shit?

Man, it's all right. No one's gonna get hurt.

Just ca... it's toxic waste!

It's not that toxic.

You get this shit out of here.

What the hell is this?

Friends of yours?

Well, used to be.

Now it seems like they're pissed.

Yeah, no shirt shitlock.

Kiss my ass, Chang.

You commie-supportin' asswipe!

Oh, Chang? You've gone international on me.

Yeah, I know no discrimination. Excuse me.

Yeah.

Keep the peace, bro.

God. Sorry.

Get ready, Clifton.

Elvis, get the artillery, will you?

Elvis: Yes, sir.

You just won't let go, will you?

Card shuffle Buddhist.

Whoa!

What are you doing to my place?

I said I was sorry, man.

Got the next size up?

Yep. Big and tall, bro.

That'll fit.

Wahoo!

What'd you do to piss him off?

He's an ex-business partner.

And it's the "ex" he's not too happy about.

Cover me.

Oh! Jesus Christ!

Ahh.

Now he's pissing me off.

Damn it, man. Get this thing out of here.

Where is he? There he is.

Man, I feel a stone wall coming on.

Yeah?

Bring it on, you punk.

Ohh!

Why do I miss this guy?

Yeah! Take that, man.

It's ok. Come on.

I hope you're satisfied, God damn it.

Hey, Chang!

Don't you believe in karma?

You must have been born the year of the fool, man.

Yeah, yeah! That's right, buddy.

I'm gonna make you a baby again.

Man: There he goes.

Oh, man. This sucks.

Don't hit my truck!

Elvis, fire it up!

Follow the truck, Elvis.

Andreas.

Whoo! See you at nando's, about 7:30.

Yeah, yeah. Y'all come back now, you hear.

He's mine.

Oh, my God!

That rice lover's gonna blow the jeep.

Jump! Jump!

No!