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- That one. - It's a good one.

Yeah, sounds good.

- That's quite good. - And in fact, I want a go

and order some more.

Right, cheers to another round maybe?

- Oh, okay, fine, fine, fine. - Cheers, you're so happy!

- So maybe a little drunk. - Ooh.

Cheers to getting you out and...

- And dancing. - Dancing your ass off!

Hey er, excuse me, sorry, er, hi.

I'm Evan. = I'm renesha.

- Hi, renesha, nice to... - Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Erm, I was just wondering, I know this is weird, sorry,

if I could have your phone number?

Oh my god.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Yeah, oh.

Cool.

Thank-you.

Hi, hey, hi y'all. - Hey erm...

- Hey, hey. - Hi.

Piss off.

Cool, thanks.

Er, have a really great night.

= thanks.

Cool.

Oh oh oh!

You guys. = oh, I think he's drunk.

I didn't think you would call.

Shit, hey hey, I'm hey I'm really sorry.

I erm, to be honest, had I been sober,

I probably wouldn't even ask for your phone number.

Okay, beer goggles, I get it.

Oh no, no no no, no I sorry, the opposite of that.

L, sorry, like, I never ask people just casually

for their phone number, and erm,

honestly I woke up in the morning and I was like,

what do I even do with this?

Call it.

- Hello? - Hey er,

do you like Asian food.

- Yeah? - Well would you wanna

eat some with me?

- When? - Oh, I don't know,

like er, right now, maybe?

- Okay. - All right.

Great.

See you soon. - Yes.

Okay.

- I'm gonna try that. - Okay.

- You said it's intense? - It's intense.

You never took a sip.

Oh!

Thank-you. = thanks.

So you're from Dallas?

- Yes. - Okay.

And you came here for work, right.

I came here for grad school.

I stayed for work. - Okay, cool.

What do you do? What do you do?

= I'm a tattoo artist.

Erm, and, and that's it.

Oh, you make a lot of money doing that?

I make enough.

What about you? - What?

What do you do?

Oh, erm, it's a corporate thing.

You know, one of those really boring jobs

that help no one.

What, would you rather be helping people?

I just think that there's a lot of problems in the world

that, you know, should and could be solved

with the time and resources big companies have,

but, instead they're creating more problems.

Wow, I can't argue with that.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm talking about.

You totally know what you're talking about.

I feel like maybe you, you like always know

what you're talking about.

- Thank-you for dinner. - Sure.

- I had a great time. - I had a great time too.

Thank-you for giving me a second chance.

Okay, so I'm gonna go.

Okay.

Because I have groceries to put away

before they get bad.

Sure, I gotta do that too.

Erm, I am, gonna call you, a lot, from now on.

Sure you will.

- Oh, I will. - We'll see.

- You know we will see. - We will see.

- We're gonna see. - Goodnight.

J get this what I'm trying to be j

j won't you come over and see j

j 1 can stand it all night [j

- hi. - Hi.

I got you this.

Oh, this is so cute.

= thanks.

- Hi. - Hmm, good to see you.

Good to see you.

Walk into my home.

Thank-you, thanks for having me.

Yeah. J why, why j

this is like so perfect for my kitchen.

Okay, erm, I think this is ready.

Definitely ready.

I hope you like pasta.

Oh, I like pasta.

Hum, erm, do you want anything to drink or

beer, wine... - Sure, sure,

beer would be great. - Beer?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Awesome view. - Yeah, it's actually

my favorite part of this place.

I bet, thank-you.

Do you want a tour?

Yeah.

Okay.

This is one of the decks.

There's three in this place.

- Ooh, woo. - Yeah.

Erm, dining room, kitchen, living room.

Pretty basic. - Cool.

Erm, let's see, if we look over here,

this is the guest room.

- Guest room? - Yeah, it's...

- Wow. - Not too much to really see.

Okay, cool.

- Erm, bathroom. - Ah hub.

It's important to have one of those.

You wanna take a peek.

Oh my gosh it is a bathroom.

Yeah.

Erm, where do you sleep?

Erm, I sleep here.

This is it right here?

Yeah.

Sorry it's just a little junky right now.

That's okay.

I know about that.

Okay.

- Oh wow. - Yeah.

- Yeah wow. - Sorry.

So sorry.

Such a mess in here.

This is so embarrassing.

Okay, ah okay.

- Erm, hey. - Yeah.

Can I er, can I do this?

- Yeah. - Yes?

= uh huh.

Oh my god.

- What? - Do you have a tattoo?

You have a tattoo!

Oh my god.

Wow. - Yeah, it's my only one.

Wow.

That's neat.

You like it? =hmm hmm.

God you're so beautiful.

Where, what drawer, where is it?

= over there.

Hmm, I really like you.

= I can tell.

Oh my god.

I'm so embarrassed.

You're, you're very loud.

And I like that.

= you're a freak.

Yep.

I never want you to leave.

=I won't.

Okay okay.

Oh yeah.

Yep yep yep, okay.

Oh boy.

Wow. - You like it.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Oh wow.

Whoo, you look great. It's not too casual?

1 don't think so, no.

No? - No, 'cause 9

no it looks sophisticated, it looks erm,

it looks professional.

It's not like you can wear a t-shirt and jeans.

You're still in a managerial position right.

That's what I was thinking.

'Cause you're a genius.

- You're a genius. - That's why you were thinking that.

- Hmm. - Okay, are you ready to eat?

- Yep. - I might've,

I might've over did it on the bacon a little bit.

No, it looks really good.

- That's for you. - Thank-you babe.

Here's me.

Can I have a picture of you on your first day of work?

= hmm hmm. - Is that okay?