Happy Ghost IV (開心鬼救開心鬼)

Late Ching Dynasty, Po On County, Canton Province

There's a General name "Crazy" Kwan Yeung

Using his military power to suppress the people

Whenever people oppose him, he orders a massacre

Suppress the riot. Kill them

Let me go

My spirit will never forgive you

Aren't you awake yet?

If I wasn't, how would I hear your call?

I will meet Dad at 9:00 a.m. for breakfast

Don't be late

What are you doing?

Don't push

Don't pull

Don't hold me

Hello. Good morning

How's my English?

What are you doing here?

Helping you wake up. I don't want you to be late

Please leave me. Let me be a normal person

Please go

You are my next life and I was your last life

I am also your guardian angel

If you need help, I will certainly lend a hand

You can turn nothing into something and something into a mega thing

When my car stalled last time, you helped by pushing

You pushed it onto somebody's roof top

You helped me move

and you moved the toilet

The sewage pipes in the building all broke

With you around, I have nothing but trouble

Don't follow me, or I'll get real mad at you

It's tough go be nice

Ha, we're there

Want some flowers?

Keep the change

Of course

Today is Valentine's day. $150 each

Robbery

Good morning, Marian

Hi, Lucky

Doesn't look like a man?

Good morning, Tai Hei

Call me Annie

Annie

We'll be late if we don't move now

We won't. The appointment is at 12:00

Then why did you want me to be here so early?

So you don't like to see me earlier?

Dad has arranged for you to teach in his school

He said Hong Kong people have no loyalty

They all swim the "Frog Style"

Frog Style?

That means they leap as soon as they grab the goodies

I don't. I do "Doggy Paddle"

I will swim until 1997

Valentine's gift

Is it beautiful?

It's expensive

Why did you spend that kind of money?

You are still unemployed,

not qualified to buy expensive things

Then I will asked for a re-fund

I said you were not sincere

Don't do it next time

Just doesn't look like a man

I'm sorry

I'll to find Dad first

Get out of my way, dog

Dad, he's coming

You must be Kwai

Yes I am. Uncle

He just finished school in the U.K.

Cambridge?

No

[t must be Oxford then

It's Oxbridge

Oxbridge?

Uncle

- Just finished skiing? - Yes

Was it fun?

Lots of fun, cousin

Have some fruit, cousin

Crazy Bill, have some bananas

There must be gifts in major festivals

100% gold. Happy Valentine's Day

Thanks, cousin

This is...

This is my friend Kwai. This is my cousin

- Cousin - Please sit

Kwai, do you like skiing?

Yes, I do

I ski in Switzerland very often. How about you?

In Tai Koo Shing

Uncle, let me give you a light

Uncle, this is for you

100% gold also?

Even I am getting a gift

Just a little something

How can I come empty-handed

Dad, Kwai has a present for you too

- What is this? - Look

The Tiger-killer. I drew it myself

Are you being sarcastic? Uncle was born in the year of the Tiger

The Tiger-killer looks like you

So you want to kill my Uncle?

That's not what I mean

Don't be superstitious. That's alright

Can you be a little more polite?

Where's my headrest?

Here, uncle

Please put it down

Our Saint Benson College

is a post-secondary institution that maintains high moral standards

When you teach here, Kwai you must be patient

You must also teach

our students to maintain a high moral standard

Thanks

Have some tea

That's too much

That's hot, this tea is very hot

Are you ok?

Of course the tea is hot, what do you want?

OK... Go to the washroom. Wash your face

Kwai, please take off your glasses

"Searching for my dream lover,"

"Who understand I'm being so aloof?"

"The most powerful person is always myself,"

"If you are scared tonight, I'll keep you company”

"I'm not a great builder,"

"but I do have a kind heart"

"If you cannot find a partner,”

"I'll be a good choice for you"

"Beauty and wisdom I do possess,"

"Maybe you'll never find another one like me"

"Even though you are so demanding,”

"I'll be a good choice for you"

I am Man

I am Mo

I am Ying

"I am Kit, I like this guitar"”

"We are the best in this world,"

"Your mockery will not discourage us"

"To meet with you is our pleasure,"

"We are so Lucy!"

"We are the best in this world,"

That's not finished yet

Students, the canteen is a place for eating,

not for singing

Hey, who are you?

I am the new Lecturer in History, Hong Sum-Kwai

I will start counting

Alan Tam

Here

Cherry Chung

Here

Deng Siao-ping

He quitted last year

Zhao Zhi-yang

He was dismissed

Li Pang

Dead already

Let's discuss some archaeological discoveries on Lantao Island

In Chek Lap Cape on Lantao Island

That is the site of our new airport

It was once a major city in the estuary of the Pearl River

There must be a lot of archaeological findings hidden there

Sir,

why didn't the government search it first?

That's exactly the same as you hanging up your feet in the classroom

What does that mean?

That's ridiculous!

Put down your feet

No, the doctor said my blood pressure is too low

If I put down my feet, the blood can't reach my brain

I'd be foolish

If you don't follow the teacher's instruction,

you are not giving him respect

Please calm down

Not respecting the teacher means not respecting me

Go to hell!

Blood...

Just like...

Murder, murder

It's a sunny day. Let's go to the disco after work

Murder... Murder in the classroom

- What happened? - Murder...

A student has been wounded

Good morning, headmaster

Good morning officer

That's unreasonable

Student of our St. Benson College

wouldn't even harm a fly

Stand up

Take off your pants...

Kwai

No more murder now. But there will be obscenity soon

Mr. Hong, come with me

We are giving him a hard time

For you