The Magic Touch (神算)

We're from the Inland Revenue

Tax Department to see Mr. Hung

One moment please

Yes

Mr. Hung, IRD is here to see you

I'll be right with them

I'm truly honored

I'm Lam, Senior Assessor,

Investigation Unit

We have reason to suspect that

Your company has a tax problem

We're here to gather evidence

This is our search warrant

Please co-operate. Should there be any problem

You may contact your lawyer

My lawyer's right here. See if everything's in order

Let them search

Ms. Ho,

coffee for these gentlemen

Yes, Mr. Hung

You are

Lam

No problem. I'll send it out for you

Come in

Boss, the paper's in order

Let them search the place

OK

You two take a look at the cabinet

Can we look at the

inside of this Buddha

This is my lucky charm from Thailand.

What's there to see?

The inside

There's nothing inside

Mr. Hung, if you refuse to co-operate

We'll have to open it ourselves

This Buddha costs me over $1 M

You wouldn't dare to open it

Crack it open

Come on! No. 4!

Faster

Nothing

So IRD can do whatever it pleases

Go! Keep going

Damn horse

Careful with my fish

I'm sorry

Put it back, tail up

That's it

You're disrupting my Fung Shui

So IRD specializes in demolition

This Buddha worth's over $1 M

The press and the Governor

will hear about this

I'll sue all the way to Britain

Foresight Phrenology

Who are you looking for, Ma'am

The fortune-teller on the 1st Floor

Fortune-teller? Let me take down your ID card no.

What for

Everyday, there're robberies here

Just look at this cage

I have to lock myself in

Just to protect myself

If any thing happens to you, we can notify your family

Where do you live

2A Paul Street, South side

If something happens, whom shall we contact

My husband, or my two sons

In case we fail to reach them, who then

My father or my mother

How old are they? I don't want to frighten them

My father's 72, my mother 70

Better inform your mother, she's younger

You can go up now

Sorry to bother you

Thanks

I have an 11 o'clock appointment

- Mrs. Ho -Yes

- Please come in - Thanks

Mr. Hui's waiting. This way please

Thank you

Come in please

How do you do? I'm Mrs. Ho

Please sit down, Mrs. Ho

Thank you

You're a real busy man

It's hard to book an appointment with you

Yes, I'm kind of busy

For two generations

People have been coming to us to get their fortunes told

My grandfather's favorite client was the second last Emperor

He often consulted my grandfather and asked him feel his bone

Same for Mao Zedong

He would come to my father,

have him feel his bone whenever he needed directions for major decisions

Shall we begin

Your right hand please

Let me feel your bone to assemble 5 of

your personal traits if I get one wrong

That means we're not destined to meet, I won't charge you

And I won't tell your fortune

You're born in the year of the ram

Yes

You live on the south side of Hong Kong

Yes

- You have two sons - Right

- Your father's also a ram - Yes

And your mother was born in the year of the rooster

Mind you, you're incredible

Mrs. Ho, I think we're destined to meet

I can feel your bone now

How would you like to have your fortune told, big, medium or small

What do you mean

Depends on what do you want to know

I want to know if my husband has any affair with women

Is that a big,

medium or small problem to you

A big problem of course

Big problem costs big then, any problem

No, no

$2,000 please, thank you

Your left hand please

You have a soft spot

What is it

You're too sentimental

Yes...

You're also eccentric

How

You like small things, don't you

Like small rings, small earrings, right

- Yes... - Right

But I like big houses

Compared to a palace, what is a big house

It's rather small, isn't it

That's true

Congratulations

Your husband has no serious problem with women

Though he does fool around a bit

Like a bee gathering honey out there

He knows his way home

Are you sure

Then...

Don't worry.

Eventually he'll come back to you

I'm so glad

Thank you

What kind of people should I stay clear

Your should be careful with people by the...

- Anita! By the name of Anita - Anita

Does your husband know any woman by that name

Don't let him go near her

Anita

Anita as in Anita Mui

If he's hiring a secretary, no Anita

Domestic helper, no Anita either

Even keeping a dog,

the name must not be Anita

Secretary, domestic helper and dog

"Protest against IRD"

Come in

Commissioner

You went to search Hung's place without any solid evidence

Now we're a joke in the newspapers

I've decided

I'll have to hide my face behind this mask

I have lost face

Come in

He's going to complain to the Governor

In 7 days if you fail

to find Hung's accounts books

All of you will have to gather on the rooftop

Doing what

Jump

Now get out

Mrs. Ho

Mrs. Ho

Why are you wearing this mask

Honey, will you stop fussing around here

A fortune-teller just told me you have a mistress

Is that true

- Looks like he's in trouble - Really

What's going on

It costs me $2,000 to have my fortune told

What he said must be true

I know you well. There must be a mistress

I don't even know any man's name starting with an "A"

I'm not talking about men

I'm talking about Anita

Anita as in Anita Mui

Look at me

How dare you

Lie to me about being away with the Governor last week

You actually went to The Club for some cheap women...

We'll talk this over

dinner tonight, okay

See you

Kay, can you come in for a minute

Sit down

You're also called "Gameboy", right