Mistari 200 ya kwanza.
Mr.Appalanarasiah, hello
Oh Neelakantam, welcome, sit down.
I bought you a good news
Your arrival itself is a good news, What is it?
Today evening, I am bringing a good alliance for your daughter
The groom's father owns the biggest textile shop in the city
The groom is an officer in Rajahmundry paper mills
He is coming down in simhadri express today and
After seeing the girl, he will take Janata express
Father is in Vizag and son is in Rajahmundry
-How is it? -Very well
After the wedding, will my daughter stay in Vizag?
Or Rajahmundry or Yalamanchali in middle?
Jokes apart, first see the arrangements, I will leave now.
Arrangements
Means snacks
Rice porridge
Savory donuts
Raw banana fritters!
"Pandavas, the 5 pandava Brothers! Oh bee"
"The 5 pandava Brothers! Oh bee"
-Chilakamma! -Yes Madam
-Did you fill the water in all containers? -Now?
I have filled them all in the first 5 minutes I came
This chilakamma is great!
Godavari! Godavari!
What an address? Don't be so romantic!
Already river godavari is overflowing and the houses are being drowned
That is flood Godavari This is my wife godavari
Godavari! Match maker Neelakantham came
There is a family coming to meet our Saru this evening
It is a wealthy family. So
The snacks must be well prepared
Do you know Rasagulla sweet from kolkatta?
Like how the juice drips when we hold it
The ghee from the porridge you make
Must also drip when held
Like how our leg slips on a slippery place
Similarly, it must slip from our tongue to stomach
Rice porridge!
Into whose stomach?
Chilakamma, You don't interfere when I am talking to my wife
Oh your wife
-I'm working here from before your wedding -I know
You are highly diabetic
The flies are also flowing around
Like that is not enough, he wants sweet rice porridge!
That too, he want's ghee to drip it seems
-Look at yourself -Chilakamma, will you stop it?
Godavari! Different people in there might have different taste
Some people like lentil fritters, some people like spiced donuts
Some like onion fritters
Some may like raw banana fritters. So
So it is better we prepare all of them
Yes! It will be good
Are you asking her to prepare them for those guests itself?
Not for your self indulgence?
If you prick with a needle, it will flow
With such arthritis, you want lentil fritters and spiced donuts?
-Chilakamma! -You eat what you like
Then you wake up in the midnight and say
Godavari! Godavari!
There is something troubling me like Auto rickshaw in my tummy, is what you say
Let auto rickshaw or city bus roam in my stomach!
I will call Godavari! Godavari! Not Chilakamma Chilakamma
Call and see you will know the greatness of Chilakamma!
Godavari! Godavari!
How to prepare coffee! shall I say
You have neelagiri coffee seeds right!
Get thick decotion of it
After boiling it, then milk
Dairy farm milk! No
Take that decotion vessel under the buffalo teat
And milk it in vessel! Wow
Do you know how tasty the coffee with that milk
Why! If you mix the decotion in the hay and make the Buffalo drink it
You can directly get coffee instead of milk
Doctor asked you to drink finger millet porridge!
And you want coffee with Buffalo milk
-Your age is reducing daily! -When did the calf call in the well?
-Oh god How did it fall? -Not the calf
If you don't shut up, I will push you inside, and the trouble will end
He might as well drown me, foodie man! Why do I need it?
-Mother-in-law(Mom) -Yes dear
People will feel bad if their daughter's don't get good alliances
But Father-in-law(dad) might be sad if her wedding will be fixed
Why dear?
If it is fixed! Then we will not get sweet porridge, Spiced donuts or Lentil fritters
Still dad's taste buds are great
Your hand-cooked food is the reason for that
Instead of feasts outside
The broad bean fry, or drumstick soup you prepare are more tasty
-What happened? -Cold, I got iced with your compliments
I am awed at the relationship between your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law
I will bring salt and take the evil eye of you
It will blast! why?
Even I have 2 mother-in-laws and 3 daughter-in-laws
I don't have such relationship
What is your problem?
Last month one alliance from Akkayyapalem
Today another from Nakkavaaripalem
My bank balance is depreciating with the sweets and snacks I serve for these people
Talk slowly, dad is sitting there only what if he listens
What if he listens?
You are taking 800 rupees every month from me
As if that is not enough, In end of month, If you ask me extra, how?
-That -Uma! I don't like this
What are you saying?
There are hits and misses in government budget itself
This is home made budget by us
By the time you get on ladder, a snake will get you
Why do you want to scold for this small matter, it happens sometimes
If it happens left or right! Where will we go?
Wedding or something! I will give only 800 rupees a month
How can you say that?
OK! This is the last time. How much do you want?
Raghava! Raghava!
Do you know what the time is? You are still sleeping
-I did a night shift brother -I need to go to work
Change this cheque and give mom the money! An alliance is coming to see Saroja
Man! Will you not ask any details about the alliance that is coming?
You are also her brother
When you all elders are there, what should I ask?
My fate! I am responsible for everything
-Hello -Hello
-Welcome, Please come in -Hello
Please sit inside
If everyone goes in, who will pay the taxi bill 22 rupees 60 paise
I will pay, but will you refund if you don't like the girl?
What man? You should not look for such small things like this, pay pay!
Sir, he is Mr.Appala Narasiah
He is a big officer in a steel plant
-Hello -Hello
He is Mr.Jagannadham
He is proprietor of a big garment store in nakkavaripalem
Sir, that is the story
He is a matchmaker right!
He is lying as per his profession and fool of us
I don't have a big garment store, it's just a small shop
Even I am a small employee at steel plant, not an officer
This neelakantham is not an ordinary man
My son Eshwar rao
He must have told my son is a gazetted officer!
-Yes, he told us -It is a lie
He is a supervisor
Sh is my daughter Vasanta
She is studying Bachelors in Arts, These two are my only children
-Then family planning? -No
God planning, he took my wife
Oh Sorry!
My wife will not come back with any apologies, Leave that apart
-Can we know about your family? -Yes
Can we talk about it in detail after snacks?
Even if they don't have, all his concentration is on snacks
I have set 4 place, just serve the guests, don't give him
We shall see what he does
Dad?
He can do anything
What dear! We know Neelakantam from so many years
Don't you know about his illness?
He is diabetic
Godavari! Godavari!
-Godavari! She is -I got to know
even when you called thrice like in court
When She came and stood stably, I got to know
-Your wife -Absolutely
Hello!
She is a docile housewife, she know all my likes and dislikes
Sweet porridge is tasty!
He is my elder son Prakasam
Inspired by tanguturi prakasam panthulu
He is an accountant at Indian-oil
-Hello sir -Hello
He is my second son Raghava inspired by Bhallari raghavachari
He is a fitter in Diesel shed
-Hello Sir -Hello hello
The final mistake of my life,
His name is Kalidas
Inspired by the great poet Kalidas!
Now I am worried why I gave him such a great name
-What is he doing? -Class 10
-Did he clear? -No
Then?
He gave the exam, is giving, will give and will keep on giving the exam
He is strengthening his foundation
He is shaking my foundations
He is an unending story
Coming! Coming!
The woman neighing like a horse there!
Her name is Chilakamma
She is with us since we laid foundation of this house, she is like family, but maid
Her specialty is to sweep the house and also us when needed. Say Hi
Sir! I did not introduce a very important person in our family
Come dear!
She is Uma, she is the light of our house, Give me sweet porridge!
Without her, our home is lifeless
Give me sweet porridge!
-She isn't my daughter-in-law, my daughter -Give him sweet porridge!
Not for me
-Not for me, for him -for him right!
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