Humein Jahan Pyar Mile

Sister! Sister!

Sister! Sister!

Slowly!

Your beloved has come home, oh Bharti!

Tell me something?

Your dream dealer...

who will slowly fall into your heart.

Heart beats!

Sister, don't you think in this painting...

that man and woman should get more prominence...

than the mountain and the tree.

I think shrubs can cover them little bit, but.

I think you have gone mad.

Sometimes you don't know, what you say?

Why I don't know?

I know all about the birds and the bees. - Yeah.

I am a college going girl, okay! - Yeah.

Now don't try to become the Jayaprada of Sargam.

And listen to the today's latest news.

Our lovely parents has invited Mumbai's Mehta...

uncle to spend the holidays with us...

Their son is also coming with them.

Your childhood friend Vijay.

So, what should I do?

Nothing, just recite his name.

And just give a beautiful face to this...

hazy picture that you have made.

Otherwise the one who is coming will...

tell you in style of Devanand...

Was in the eyes but didn't see in the heart...

the traveler of kayak did not see the sea.

You are going or. - Okay, sorry, sorry.

My mom eats after feeding the dad.

Then why does your mom do this?

My mom loves my dad very much.

Well, that means you also love me a lot.

Why should I love you?

I know, you also love a lot.

Oh! Now who died?

Oh! You!

Yes, who else will die?

The same who died on you 25 years ago.

You have very sharp ears.

What to do?

After marriage every person's mouth gets shut and ears gets opened.

What, what did you say?

Nothing! - How dare I to speak in front of you.

You are of no use.

You don't have time from college and tuitions.

The only son who has gone to America for MBA.

And I am the one who is sitting alone...

all day long and stares the walls.

Oh my god! Please save the walls of my house.

You!

Sheetal, who told you to sit around...

the house and break the walls.

Hey, you had so many friends, where did they go?

Now a days I have stopped going to their house.

Why? - Because all of them are looking...

for on son for their daughters. - Okay! - Yes.

Well, tell me one thing. - What?

Where are you looking for you son?

Hey, professor Mehta, what do you know about the price...

of a green card holder groom in the wedding's market?

My daughter in law will be one in a millions.

Fair, beautiful, literate...

who will come with lots of dowry.

Then see how she serves me.

But, leave it.

How did you come home so early today?

I am on a holiday for a month from today.

You! On holiday. - Yes.

Yes! - Mangoes on the margosa tree.

Your slave...

this time in summer will take you to experience winter.

Oh! - And will take you to Kodaikanal.

And will go there and stay in the friend's...

hotel Kodai International.

At Mr. Shukla!

Yes. - I don't want to come to Kodaikanal.

Why? - Because Mr. Shukla has two daughters.

And one from them is eligible for marriage.

I was thinking that for Vijay's room...

I should specially tell Bharti.

We should take advantage of this visit.

May be Vijay is written in the fate of Bharti.

And then friendship will be change into relationship.

For the relationship I don't want to use my friendship.

Look, they should not feel that we...

have call them for some mean.

Welcome! Welcome!

Welcome to Kodaikanal.

Come, sister in law. - Yes.

Hello, sister in law. - How are you? - Just fine.

Come.

How are you Sheetal? - Fine.

Hey, you are not changed at all.

Not at all.

Children, come and meet uncle and auntie.

Hello auntie! - Hi!

Hello uncle!

Hello auntie. - No, no, its okay.

Hey child, we don't allow girls to touch feet.

Sharad, I like your lovely girls very much.

Hey child, go and arrange tea for auntie and uncle.

Yes. - We will take them to cottage.

Come, please come.

Just give it to me.

Please come.

Brother Sharad, although its a hotel...

there is fragrance of your friendship...

in food and in all these arrangements.

It seems that auntie does not like the food.

Oh, no, no Rekha.

Actually, we had not eaten such a good...

food from the last few years.

Isn't it, Sheetal? - What do you want to say?

I don't know to make good food.

But I can identify the good food.

But all this.

You don't worry auntie, I can make any kind of Indian dish.

Everyday I will make a new dish for you.

That's okay, we like Indian food.

But it's good that Vijay is not with us.

He writes that he likes Mexican food now a days.

Then I also wrote that I will bring a fair madam for you.

Who will feed you with continental dishes.

Am I right Pallavi?

You don't worry, sister in law.

Vijay will get Mexican food here.

But, why will Vijay come to India?

He will call us there.

He tells that mom, I will rain the dollars on you.

Hey, then I will make you my financer.

But I will not give anything brother Sharad.

Neither my son nor my dollars.

Sister! - Yes.

How do you find your future father in law?

Like dad.

But Sheetal auntie is cool only by her name.

But she is lady version of Amrish Puri.

Rekha! - Sister, you don't know, how she reacted after seeing you?

Typical mother in law.

Rekha, you should not say such things for them.

Sister! - Yes. - Good, very good.

From now you are taking speaking from their side.

One more typical character of my love story.

The Indian daughter in law.

You just go to sleep, I also want to sleep.

"I can't sleep."

Sheetal!

Sheetal, open the door.

Sheetal!

Who came to die in such a cold?

Hey, it must be your tea.

Tea, but I have not ordered.

Oh! First open the door.

Good morning auntie, your tea.

Good morning!

Good morning! - Good morning uncle, your morning tea.

Hey child, in such a cold at 6 in the morning.

Uncle, I wake up every day at this time. - Its my yoga time.

And dad drinks tea at 7o'clock.

Auntie! - Leave it, I will drink afterwards.

Okay, alright.

Okay, I am going, uncle.

Have a good day. - Bye auntie.

Bye!

Good girl!

Take this, drink tea.

Thank you.

Today after many years someone has given us morning tea.

The service is not without any meaning.

Mother Pallavi and daughter Bharti are showing us with love...

I will not let a single drop of that to fall on my son.

And the tea being made, this show will be for one day or two.

Okay, leave it. You get ready quickly.

Today I am going to give you one surprise.

Sister, is there is full moon.

No, Miss. Rekha its 10 in the morning, wake up.

Oh my god! Why didn't you wake me?

Today on this day, you are going to see full moon.

Only a owl can think of a full moon in the day light.

Wow!

The relationship that you have established...

between owls and the lovers...

for that I will definitely award you with Ramsey award.

Very good! - Now, what is this Ramsey award?

Sister, Ramsey are like the parents...

of ghosts in Indian film industry.

None of there films are complete...

without showing owls and moons.

Owls are at the same place, where there is a place of ghosts.

Well, now you just wait 2 minutes for me.

I will come to temple with you.

Why suddenly to temple?

Sister, just think of the Amitabh Bacchan from movie Deewar...

if he can break the oath of not...

going to temple for his mother...

if he can tell this to lord Shiva...