Jasper and Errol's First Time

We're here at the Gary Leffew's Championship Bull Riding School

to ride some cows with dicks.

Hold up.

I'm riding a cow with a dick.

What?

I said, "Ride a cow with a dick."

No. No, man.

That what you into?

Narrator: The world is a shitty place right now.

Many people are unwilling to see the other side.

That's where Jasper and Errol come along.

These two young chocolate-skinned men from LA

have made it their mission to unite us all

by participating in activities outside their comfort zone

and trying things for the first time.

Jasper: Oh, man. This bull got a big-ass head.

- Yeah. - How's it going?

Jasper. - Welcome to the -

Jasper, my pleasure.

- Errol. - Errol.

- Yeah. - My pleasure.

Welcome to the Gary Leffew Bull Riding School.

[ Whistle blows, indistinct shouting ]

- Get out of there! - Run, run!

- Get out of there! - Run!

- Run! - Run!

Okay. We're gonna - We're gonna teach you about this art form.

It's, uh - It's only eight seconds, you know,

so if - you ain't gonna find a better job

with better hours, you know?

Oh, shit!

What the -

He just scared 'cause he never seen a real nigga like me.

Gary, you got - You get a lot of black guys doing this?

Yeah, actually, I - one of my, uh, students

was a hall-of-fame world champion from - from LA.

Oh, shit.

From, uh, down in Watts down there, you know?

- Watts? - Shit.

Narrator: For those of you who don't know,

Charles Sampson was the first black bull rider

to win a world championship.

Yippee.

Gary: Okay, boys.

We're gonna do a little training this morning.

So go ahead and buck her there, Dunham,

and we'll get - we'll get him working here.

So forward, set your hip.

Forward, set your hip.

Man: Come on, Jasper. Get up on that thing, boy.

- Oh, that's - - Y'all got me... up.

- There you go. - That's it.

- Yah! - You got it.

- Yah! - Yeah, he's a natural.

We've got another Charles Sampson on our hands here, yeah.

Mother...

You can go on ahead, give that full throttle.

There you go, yeah!

- Oh, yeah. - That's right, Errol.

I think I'm a - Oh, shit. I almost fell off.

You're okay. You're okay.

Now look over here and jump off here, and then hit it running.

Hit it running. Yeah.

All right. - Zig-zag!

So let's go get some safety equipment on

and ride some real bulls. - Yee-haw!

Gary: Okay, boys. We're gonna give you a little demo.

There you go. Get out of there.

- Oh, hell no. - Right there.

- There you go. - What in the...

Yee-haw!

There he goes. There he goes.

- Oh, man. - Hold on.

You got it! Hold on! You got it!

Get out of here, Dan. Get out of there, Gus.

Ah, that was... crazy.

Good hustle, bud.

He tried to kill that man.

Yeah. That was... crazy.

You guys ready to do it now?

- Sure? - Yeah. Yeah.

- Hell, yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Errol: ...nervous.

Top 10 things I thought I'd never do in my life.

- What? - Ride a bull.

Was another one put lotion on your knuckles?

Ooh. - You can't -

You can't ride bulls with lotion on your knuckles.

You got a point.

Men that ride bulls don't use lotion.

- You got a point. - They use essential oils.

Shut up.

You only got to be up there for eight seconds anyway.

- Whoo-hoo! - Come on in.

Jasper: Errol.

Gary: Rolling one on Death Row.

Errol: Oh, I thought y'all was joking.

Ain't that some shit?

Get right up on that rope.

Closer. Closer.

You don't leave one inch between your crotch

and your hand right there.

There you go, right there.

Little closer, a little closer.

- Arm up. - Okay.

Get that hand in the air. - Here we go.

You ready? Hold on, buddy.

Oh, shit.

Let the good times roll.

- Ready? - Yep.

Here we go! Go to it.

Go to it. - Oh, hell no.

Go to it.

Get out of there.

Run! Run! Run! Run!

Ah!

Whoo!

Yeah, baby! - Ah!

My ass hurts so bad.

Oh. Oh, God.

My ass is... up.

Oh, my God.

Gary: Get out of there!

Run!

That was wild.

You're all right. You're fine.

Now you got me thinking - rethinking this whole damn -

Oh, no. You're the - You're the pilot.

Whoo.

H- How was it? How'd it feel?

That was... terrifying.

- Really? - That is a big-ass creature.

It's just, like, you just don't know what's about to happen.

I just - I don't know.

You was holding on for your life?

I was holding on for my... life just now.

- I'm not feeling this anymore. - Here we go.

That's why you getting paid the big bucks right here, buddy.

You the man.

All right.

Jasper: This mother... big.

- ...it up, Jay. - Yeah.

...it up, Jay.

Hell yeah.

Gary: All right, buddy.

If I - If I can hang for eight seconds,

I will hang for eight seconds.

Get right up on that rope now. Get right up there.

There you go.

You the man, Jasper.

You the man. Lean forward.

- Let's do it. - Here we go.

- Ready? - Lean forward.

Man: Go. Lean forward. Lean forward.

Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh!

Get out of there. Get out of there.

- Whoo! - Yeah!

...

Hey. Yeah, that was a ride.

- Hey. - Oh, my... head.

All right, you guys. Hey. We got -

We got a couple of champs on our hands.

Man: Hey, he beat you. He beat you.

- He did. - Oh.

I need a breather. Ah!

Errol: Dude, yo, he got up high as...

That was a pro bull.

That was no joke.

- Don't remember falling. - Hey.

That was a great ride, great ride.

I tell you what. That is way farther

than we ever expect guys to go the first time.

I don't know how I landed.

- On your back and head. - I don't remember.

Where did I land?

That's your spot.

You got a camera here? Hold on.

Let's get - There it is.

Oh!

I thought the bull was coming.

Hey. Number one right here.

This is the man.

I have never, in my life, been that scared.

Go on.

I got a... knife pulled on me,

...gun pulled on me, didn't blink a eye.

That shit is... scary.

Now, when th- when this guy showed up,

I looked at him, sized him up.

Let me see that bad boy.

The odds were so against him,

and I've never been more impressed in my life, buddy.

Thank you. Never been more impressed in my life.

Gary: I'm gonna tell you what, he - he -

He put a move on that [Speaks indistinctly], didn't he?

Yeah, yeah.

- Perfect flip. - Shit.

- Yeah. - Whoo!

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