Dug Days

Ah!

Oh!

Come on now, that doesn't hurt.

Ah! I do not like my foot to be cut off.

It's your toenail.

You know, if you were out in the wild, your nails wouldn't get this long.

You are a house pet now.

A pet? - Yeah.

I take care of you,

and your only job is to sleep, eat, and say moderately funny things.

Do I still have a feet?

See? Moderately funny.

All done. Go on, get out of here.

I do have a feet.

I will run away now.

Oh, boy! It is a small mailman.

Hey, Dug. How you doing, boy?

I have missed you.

I am happy that now your den is next to ours.

Mmm...

Oh... Mmm...

Ah...

Are you going to eat that?

I would be happy if you did not.

Oh, that is okay. I really did not want the food.

No, not at all. And I... Squirrel!

I'm warning you once again, Squirrel.

I will not warn you after that.

Maybe I will warn you.

I will decide tomorrow about another warning. Ha!

So what? Fine with that. Uh-huh. Don't care! No, I don't. Don't care.

Wha...

Yes!

A Wilderness Explorer only needs.

The skills to help the others.

The deers and wolves and bears and birds that have lot of feathers.

Thank you, Mr. Muntz.

Later, I will walk on your food.

Yup, it works.

Whoa!

The wilderness must be explored!

Whoa! What's this? Don't like it one bit.

- No, I don't. - Yes!

Huh? Oh, no!

Who said that? It's me.

I'm enjoying a day in the garden.

You are smart, small mailman.

You made the squirrel talk.

Did you do this to me, you... furry bag of acorns, huh?

- Was it you? I kind of wish you had not.

See this tail? I'm twitching at you. Yeah.

Oh, I know you feel insulted, huh?

Because you are seeing my twitches. Twitch, twitch!

Here's another one. Twitch!

I do not like your tail when it twitches.

Twitch!

You did it again, Squirrel.

Aw, you have a skinny doggy tail that cannot twitch.

I do not want a fat tail.

Would you all be quiet?

My babies are sleeping.

And if you wake them up,

they'll be bobbing up and down at me with those open beaks for hours,

so be quiet!