Sinbad: Make Me Wanna Holla

- Yo, Bad, five minutes.

- Hey, it's gonna be good, bro.

It's gonna be good, man. - Cool.

All right, man. - I feel it.

- Peace. - I feel good!

Cool, man.

No, no, no, no, no!

- Yeah. Who it is?

Who--look who here.

- I don't need you here! Go!

- Memphis Red here to save you.

- Man, you don't-- you know--

You--

- I'm just trying to make sure you got a good show

'cause you know how it is when I ain't around.

You be fumbling, trying to find yourself.

- Let me tell you something, man.

Let me tell you something. No, I got this.

No, I got this. I got this, man.

You see it tripping on me, huh? This Detroit.

I don't need no help in Detroit.

- Quit crying like a little baby.

That's your problem, see?

You need Memphis to go ahead

and talk to the people for you.

Let Memphis warm up.

Let my band open up.

I don't need no music.

I don't need no-- I don't have a band.

- I hired a band with your cheap self.

I've got some bad Detroit boys, man.

Come on, now.

I'm called Memphis Red, but I'm worldly.

- You know, man, I'm sick and tired of you, man.

Every time I do something, you show up.

- You're gonna make me pull my knife out.

Oh, you got a knife?

You're gonna threaten me with a knife?

Well, look. I got a shoehorn.

Huh? How about that?

- You got a shoehorn? Now, who crazy?

I'll shoe your face.

- You got a shoehorn. Who out they mind?

I ain't scared of you!

You don't scare me, and you don't tell me what to do!

- Yo, Bad! Everything okay?

Who you talking to, man? - Memphis!

He gonna try to tell me what jokes

I'm supposed to do tonight. - Memphis?

Man, you silly. Man, I'll talk to you.

- I'm playing. You fell for it, right?

- Yeah, right. - Okay.

You had me get-- I'm looking crazy, man!

You got me looking crazy!

What?

- Shut up, boy! Shut up!

- Man, you don't make no--see? You know what?

See? All them years of drugs. When they say drugs--

When they say marijuana don't hurt people?

You an example of marijuana does hurt you,

and it does affect the brain.

- Oh, you gonna bring that up?

You gonna bring up the drug usage?

Look at me. I did my--look here.

Let me tell you something.

Drugs back in the day, when I was coming up,

drugs was like buying cough syrup.

It was medicinal.

- I would appreciate it if you would just leave.

- You need to go out there and tell them people kiss your a--

- Oh, oh, oh. We cussing now?

That's what it is? Oh, that's what make you talk?

- I mean, what? It's just a word.

Why you tripping on words? - I can do that.

I could have made a billion dollars

just being a dirty comic, man.

- Try it. Kiss my a--

- Kiss your what? - Kiss my a--

- Kiss your what? - Kiss my a--

- I tell you what, man. How about this?

Just one favor for me just one time, just one time.

I just wanna go out and do my show.

Can I do that? - Look here, man.

You tell your little sad jokes, and I'll do my music.

I'm gonna try to funkify what you do.

I got to clean your mess up.

I got to go out there and get the people all back up

after you done brought 'em down in depression.

That's why I'm here, to keep the party going.

I'm the partygoer. I'm the hype man.

I hype it up.

- This is what I'm gonna do, man.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom, and I want you gone.

- You got some prostate problems?

- No, I want you gone. Gone.

I don't need you here. I got this.

Be careful with them doctors.

Sometimes, they hang down there too long.

I had a doctor check my prostate.

I think he was liking me.

- I ain't playing! I want you gone, Memphis!

I'm--I'll be right here.

Go!

Steve, is he ready?

- Uh, he's in there talking to a hat named Memphis.

- A hat? - A hat.

- Mark! - Everything okay?

Yeah, everything's okay,

but he's talking to the hat again.

- The hat? - The hat.

Did you give him the zinc?

- No, I thought you had the zinc.

- Don't worry about it! - I gave it to you!

Memphis is gonna handle it.

Showtime, baby.

Now, you be in there. You'll be all right.

Get your prostate checked.

What up, man? Officer?

How you doing? Wasn't me.

Got my hands up. Don't shoot me.

Adios, poquito mas, uno, dos. - Showtime.

- And you, man, don't ever put no medication

in my food again. I ain't playing with you.

Your grandma, mama, whoever it is.

Okay, all right, Memphis.

- No, Memphis! No!

What's up, Detroit?

* *

Don't be scared to clap.

- We going through some hard times!

* Rockets *

* Moon shots * - Tell 'em, Paige.

* Spend it on *

* The have-nots *

* Money, we make it *

* Before we see it, you'll take it *

Here we go.

* Oh, make me wanna holla *

* The way they do my life, yeah *

* Oh, make me wanna holla *

* The way they do my life, ooh *

- - Danny.

Danny.

Show Detroit what it's all about.

* *

* Hang-ups, letdowns *

* Bad breaks, setbacks *

Don't say that verse.

- * Natural * - Don't sing this verse.

- * Fact is * - Don't sing it.

- * Oh, he can't pay his... taxes *

* Oh, make me wanna holla *

* Throw up both my hands * - Hey!

* Hey, make me wanna holla *

* Throw up both my hands *

* Living * - Hey!

* No, no, no, no *

* This ain't living * - That's it.

- * No, no, no, no * - We can stop now.

That's it. - * This ain't living *

- Yo, this ain't living. - * No, no, no, no *

- That's enough. Don't encourage them.

Don't encourage them. - * This ain't living *

- That's it, though. I said don't sing that verse.

- * No, no, no, no * - I said don't sing.

I said don't play that verse, don't sing it.

- * This ain't living * - In rehearsal,

I said don't sing it! - * No, no, no, no *

- Stop. - * This ain't living *

- Stop! - * No, no, no, no *

- No, this ain't living. If y'all don't stop,

ain't nobody gonna be living!

- * Make me wanna holla * - Oh, y'all wanna holla?

Y'all wanna holla? - Hey!

* Make me wanna holla *

Y'all wanna holla?

You wanna holla? - * Make me wanna holla *

Ain't nobody getting paid.

* Ain't nobody getting paid *

* You keep on playing, you ain't making no money *

* You ain't making no money *

* You ain't making no money, you better stop *

You want some money?

Then you might want to stop right now.

Yeah, yeah.

You ain't getting paid. You should know better.

You came from L.A. with me.

Oh, you got a attitude?

No per diem. That's your per diem.

That's your per diem. You're walking home.

You're walking back to L.A.

You gonna take it from me?

[electric guitar continues playing]

Go on, go on.

Yo, hey! Hey! Hey!

Jimi Hendrix!

You the slow one in the group?

You the slow one?

You the one they told me about?

Thank you. Thank you.