The Nanny

Isn't he adorable?

My next door neighbors' cat had kittens.

Oh, you mean that old bald cat with no tail?

Uh-huh.

Oh, perfect.

Even she has kids before me.

It's spring, Fran; Everyone gets a little hot and bothered.

You know the Discovery Channel said it affects all living orgasms.

Orgasms, Val?

What were you watching? Norm Crosby's wild kingdom?

Excuse me,

You just finished exercising,

what are you doing eating cake, 'Sylvia'?

Carrot cake, vegetable.

Oh! Excuse me.

I need a reward. I just skated my butt off.

-Hum -Eh

-Hum -Not really.

I'm going for a whole new youthful look.

I've been killing myself all week trying to drop the pounds.

How does Mr. Sheffield keep in shape?

Running from commitment.

Wow, here's 'Carl Lewis' now.

Well, I'm off to London, Miss Fine; To catch Celine Dion in concert.

Uhh... I'm going to try and talk her into doing Broadway.

I'm leaving at 6:00 o'clock.

What is that intoxicating scent you have on?

Well, I... oh, wait a minute.

It's a Snuggle.

You look very fetching in that robe.

What do you mean?

I packed your bags, sir.

Here's your passport, your ticket,

pictures of the children, and one of Miss Fine.

You know,

I almost got this frilled with pink_ you're taking a picture of me?

You are family, Miss Fine.

I have some of Niles in here.

Yeah, well, meanwhile, he ain't wearing a bikini.

Oh,

I am in this one.

Anyway, I'll be gone for 3 whole days.

I'm gonna miss you.

Ooh;

So, if you need me, I'll be at The Connaught.

Okay, have a safe trip!

Can you believe that guy?

He sniffs my Snuggles and then he's out of here.

That is it. You know, I'm just putting an end

to this whole cat and mouse thing once and for all.

-Oh, my Gosh, Fran; How romantic. -What?

You're gonna follow him to London

and then rekindle the passion you guys had in Paris.

Oh!

Well, I... I was gonna quit, but

your way's good too. -Yeah.

What does this remind you of?

It reminds me of Miss Fine... Miss Fine!

What the devil are you doing here?

Well, apparently I'm blowing 40,000 frequent flyer miles.

Forgive me, I'm just a little confused.

Well, I thought when a couple's been together as long as we have,

it would be nice to get away from the kids

and work so that we can rekindle our romance.

What romance?

Mr. Sheffield; You know, playing hard to get doesn't really work with me

Why don't you just go for it?

See if I back off.

Miss Fine; Look, I'm suffering from jetlag,

and I don't want to say anything wrong

because God knows you'll never let me forget it.

Well, what could you possibly say that's wrong?

Look, first let's get you your own room, shall we?

My own room?

Wow, two seconds, there's a new world record.

Look, Miss Fine;

I'm here on business I can't just drop everything.

You know, explain to me why I need a babysitter.

I'm old enough to fly a chopper in the Israeli army.

Look, Fran loves us. She just wants to make sure we're left in good hands.

You know, this chair is going.

I can feel all the springs.

That's because you sat on me, Yetta.

What?

Smart...

You're doing it gradually, so no one would notice.

Same way you became a woman.

What do you think, Yetta?

I can't comment on the hair until you take off that beret.

Who is it you look like?

Wait, I know, do this.

Hey, lady...

Can we be serious for a moment?

Mr. Sheffield telephoned, he hasn't seen Celine Dion yet.

Well, what's he doing in London?

One would hope Miss Fine.

Oh, isn't she just incredible?

She'll be a sensation on Broadway.

Would you look at these gorgeous clothes?

Oh, how I wish that I had a job

where I could change into designer outfits every five minutes.

Ooh!

Excuse me, where's D. Selman?

Excuse me, you know, when I sang there was those

weird feedbacks in my ears, like 'waa waa waa'.

What? It sounded gorgeous.

Okay, never mind, I have found the source of the problem.

-Wonderful, just wonderful. -Great, great, great.

So tell me, have you given any more thought

to the kind of Broadway show you'd like to do.

Actually, yes, I would love to do,

like, a show with my musical family.

Did you know my mom wrote the first song I have ever recorded?

-Oh! -It goes like this.

It's... it's such a great song.

Oh, is that beautiful?

You know,

my mother wrote the first song that I ever sang, too.

Hootsa-lilla, hootsa-tan...

Like, charming.

I'm sorry for rushing, I really have to go.

You know, this is my only time while I'm London

to really indulge my passion for shopping.

Oh, you got a passion for shopping.

I swear if you weren't Canadian,

internationally successful and can carry a tune,

I'd think that we were separated at birth.

Celine, well, what about... what about our project?

Um, you know,

I'll let you know. I'm just, like,

not ready to make a commitment.

How does it feel, baby?

So, what do you want to do now?

Oh, I'll tell you, after the day we had today,

all I wanna do is take off my clothes and get into bed.

Tired.

No.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield...

Mr. Sheffield...

Where'd he go?

Miss Fine; I can't. I'm sorry,

I just... I just can't.

Mr. Sheffield; Is there something that you haven't told me?

Something that might have happened in the Falklands?

No, of course not!

I'm talking about this,

I'm talking about

what we're about to do.

It just all seems wrong.

Well, you know,

now I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I mean, you keep giving me mixed messages.

You act like you want me.

Well, of course, I want you.

You're a very sexy, beautiful woman.