Betty

So Shelby, what I've been thinking is that

we click really well, and I feel like I...

Okay.

I just want to skate. I'm not an influencer.

I want to let you know

that I didn't cut you out of that--

Well, it's not like you did it, but you didn't say shit anyways.

When did you all get to the neighborhood?

We're actually running a new community center

out of this building.

That's good to know, you're supposed to be here.

Don't be talking to me with your hands all up in my face,

you don't know my fucking life.

I know enough!

You're cute...

All right.

Where have you even been?

I've been trying to help these boys grow into men.

Single mom! Single mom! -What?

Hey. It's Jake. What's up?

How you doing? Everything good?

I said back off!

Yoah, what the fuck is wrong--

Hey, hey, time to go.

Get the fuck off me, man!

'Sup guys?

Camille, and we are live on NFD's Instagram account.

Uh, it's Halloween, and I figured I'd tell you guys

a scary story about Night for Day.

Yeah, so they approached me,

and wanted me to skate for them.

I was down because I wanted to represent female skateboarding.

You know, it's something I care about.

But they don't care about that, and that's pretty scary.

They don't actually give a fuck about me or any of you guys.

They put me in skimpy-ass clothes

that you can't even skate in.

It's, like, horrible.

And they also cut my friend Tai,

who is an incredible skateboarder,

out of a video that we made. Why?

Because they don't give a fuck about skateboarding, all right?

They don't care about any of this.

They don't--they don't care!

Like, they-- don't buy their clothes!

They don't give a fuck! Fuck NFD.

I don't know why they gave me their Instagram account.

- Hey! Hey!

- Stop! Stop!

Stop! What are you doing?

And you dressed like me?

[faint electronic music playing]

It's very original.

- But he was stalking your homegirl.

- Facts. - Yeah.

Exactly, my homegirl.

Um, did anybody check on her?

Did anybody even ask Indigo if she was okay?

None of you.

After all these lessons,

you guys didn't even pay attention

to the woman in the situation.

You guys cannot just run around like a bunch of ding-dongs,

jumping random guys based off of some shit that I said.

[indistinct chatter in the background]

So what do we do now, Kirt?

- I don't know, I don't have any answers.

I can't help you guys be good dudes.

I'm not even a good person.

- No, no, no, you're the best person.

No, I'm not.

- You taught us all how to be better.

Look at us!

Stay lit, girl.

- Then why did I fuck your girlfriend?

- Whoa! - Yo...

- You fucked Sh-- you--you fucked Shelby?

- Yo... - She fucked Shelby?

Yo, you're the man, Kirt!

No, I'm not.

- How could you do that to me, Kirt?

I like her, Micah.

A lot.

And I really do apologize.

But look at it like this.

I basically did you a favor,

because now you know that I'm a fraud.

I'm sorry. I'm done.

Yo.

- People living their damn lives, bro.

- Was that prostate thing even real?

- Yeah, it was.

- Oh, no, for sure it was. I remember that.

Hey!

Been looking all over for you.

Are you okay? Are you hurt?

I'm not hurt.

What happened?

- I let some guy eat me out for money,

and he didn't pay me.

And then...

I've just been spiraling, like, I don't know what to do.

I feel so lost.

And I just feel like

I'm fucking everything up that I care about.

Like...

I'm out--like, outside my body,

watching myself fuck up on life.

I suck at everything.

I don't--I don't know if it's Breonna Taylor

or COVID or--or my mom,

but it's just-- it fucking sucks right now.

It's a lot.

- It's everything. -

I'm sorry about earlier.

- Me too. - Oh, honey, it's okay.

Who the fuck are you?

- It's me. It's Gwen, your neighbor.

I--and I-I just wanted to let you guys know

that I-I called the cops, so don't wor--

You what?

- That was a big fight. - So you called the cops?

- Yo, yo, yo! Yo!

We have to turn the music off right now.

Why, what's wrong?

- Because somebody called the cops.

- You deadass? - Yes!

- Yo, yo, yo, everybody get inside.

The Boys is on their way. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[worried chatter, bottles roll]

- Hey, did you hear the cops are coming?

Yeah.

- I haven't seen Victoria anywhere.

- Do you want me to help you look for her?

- I mean, if you could, that would be great.

Where the fuck is she?

Shh!

- I should get this. Excuse me.

Let me--Just let me-- - No, no, no, no, no--

It's okay, it's okay.

I come in peace.

- Yeah, we got a call about an assault in progress?

- Right. Uh, listen.

I called you, and um, uh-- now I would like to uncall you.

- Well, you can't uncall us. - It doesn't work that way.

- What--what the hell's going on in there?

- We--we have restored justice in there.

- Okay, what was that with that guy back there?

- He's just a guy. - Really, Honeybear?

I mean, I love you, but that was just straight childish.

- It's no different than what you've been doing.

- It is different. We talked about Victoria.

Plus, she's a grown-ass woman.

- Hey! This is Ugly Charlie!

- Hey, what's up? I found my prostate!

- - Okay.

Oh, my God.

- Mm-hmm. -

- The young adults-- they're adults, really.

- What the fuck is she doing? - I'll take care of it, okay?

All right, Notorious R.B.G.

- Have a good night, miss, okay?

- Okay, thank you so much! Thank you.

- You're a little too old to be pranking though.

- Okay, it's my-- - Have a good night.

- Right. Thank you so much.

My friends, I thank you.

- And we're not your friend. -

Right, right, okay.

Shit.

Okay, thank you, officers.

- Are they leaving? - I don't know.

Hey, they left!

- Wait, wait, this doesn't mean party--yo!

Who the fuck are you?

Hey!

- Stop, be quiet! Be quiet!

- I think we have a COVID violation.

We're gonna need additional units.

- Yo, yo! Turn the music off!

Turn it off!

All right, drink that.

It'll be a nice little come down for you.

It's hot.

- What is it? - That is kava root tea.

- It's disgusting! -

Yeah, it is disgusting, but, uh, it'll get the job done.

- Okay. - Drink it.

- Can I ask you something? - Shoot.