Ha Zard (ฮาศาสตร์)

Before they become comedians, they aren't funny.

What's so funny about it?

Why don't you join me? It might be a killing!

Mister! Chopsticks! Boiled rice! Check!

I haven't eaten!

Why don't you start eating yet?

Look! It never hurt, doesn't it?

Intended to be funny, but it's not

Wow! The table of flamers!

Razzing me? Is it hurt? Is it hurt? Foot and a fag!

Comedian is more risky than any career.

Once a superstar comedian, now a no-name clown.

"Comedians (are about to) meet their end"

Who turns off the light?

This way!

"The headmaster of Hazard University" Kom Chounchuen

Not get used to me yet?

I invited you all today?

"Executives of Hazard University"

"Executives of Hazard University"

Right now our school is going down.

Many comedians are losing their jobs.

Ever since Liang passed away, Cafe was closed,

Eddy dropped dead, Sayan went belly up,

Nong Sai kicked the bucket?

Who will be next?

Me?

I asked you all to help find a way out.

Over there!

Thanks

Moron!

Not out of the room! Let's brainstorm!

Anyone is out of line again, I'll fire them out!

How is it snowing?

What bastard is playing with the foam? Shoot him!

- Secretary Kerk - Yes?

What do you think?

Yes, sir. There is a report.

"Secretary Kerk" - Kerk Chiller

No?

Damn! Again?

Say it?

From this report, our world today is getting off-the-wall.

People are so crazy about how good they look?

Leaving our business out in the cold.

How can we get through this mess?

There is one person.

Who?

The lady of fortune.

Lady of fortune?

Yes? She can help us solve any problem.

Call her then.

All right. Just dial? 1900-1900 star star star star

Who?

Me

That's it.

Geez! Stop being too funny!

1900-1900 star star star star

Welcome? I'll give you advice about your future.

Miss Lady of Fortune? May I introduce you?

Not to!

I know? I see? I can feel it.

You've had quite a tough break lately.

Wow! She's right on!

Cut to the chase. Tell us what you see?

Rahu actually engulfs the moon

but somehow it takes the Venus?

Which is the star of all comedians.

It slowly swallows up and tossing off the star?

Comedians will gradually cash in their checks!

There will be no comedians left.

The end of comedian era!

It's ended already?

Just my first scene? It's about to end now?

How can we fix it?

I have a way to help you out.

Go find the four elements savior

to help you make the Rahu laugh!

When he opens the mouth laughing, Venus will be set free.

Who're those savior? Where will we find them?

Yeah?

Your time is running out, please refill money.

Refill money, refill money, refill money!

Tell me now before we get disconnected.

Come on! We'll transfer you the money later.

How can we find them?

I gotta save the money in my pocket first.

Greedy bitch!

You bear face!

She's cursing your dad!

Screwy nerdy!

She said your mom is a slut!

Bastard!

She calls you a hellish bastard.

You bear face!

That's enough.

Screwy nerdy!

Enough!

I'm talking about you!

Are you adding more money?

What a money grubber!

Had I known, I wouldn't call you!

Go to hell! I don't need your help.

You bear face! Screwy nerdy! Bastard!

She called you a fucking bastard!

She's gone!

How come you don't say a word?

Why me?

Your face looks strange, your bow tie is even weirder!

"Later on"

Oh shit!

Exactly!

It's a hint.

Very deep!

But what the last word says?

"Fuck your dad!"

Pardon?

"Fuck your dad!"

What is it anyway?

I see only his mouth and uvula.

What does it mean?

Mr. Headmaster.

What did you just call me?

Mr. Headmaster.

How you know my head is the master?

From how you dress up. Normal folk won't do.

It must be you, the headmaster.

You can see people!

Who are you?

- I'm Tanon? Please take me as your student - "Tanon" - Intaporn Tamsukhin (Magzine)

What a weird name! ...Tanon!

I've never heard such a name.

So what are you here for?

Please take me as your student.

I'm busy.

"Mhek" - Charlie Trirat (Nack)

Mhek? You moron!

"Mhork" - Tanachart Tulayachart (Artie)

Mhork! You gotta flunk the exam! Asswipe!

You're bastard?

Come on! You gotta catch me up!

You think you can run away from me?

I got you now!

Bastard!

This is fucking hurt?

Why are you peeing here? Beat it!

Look what they did to the headmaster!

Is this what they satisfied?

I'll remember you all?

You're done yet, huh?

I'm a man, not a sewer!

Dog face!

Lame leg! Pig face!

Crooked ear! Bear face!

Shit!

Oh my god!

A bear can speak!

Am I dead now?

Not yet?

Why you do that?

I'm alive.

And who are you?

I'm Hin...

A repeatedly freshman of Hazard U.

"Hin"...Boriboon Chan-rueng (Tuk)

Why you peeing on me?

To test if you're a headmaster.

Man! Give me your hand.

You'd better cut your nails.

Where am I now?

Fucking funny!

"Fucking" turn the other way.

Don't get me wrong? I mean you're at the funny park.

It's in Hazard University.

How can we get out of here?

Hey! This way!

We disguise ourselves.

To be what?

With this condition? You have only one choice.

A Budgie

Quiet!

Hey! We got company.

Headmaster? Don't drink the honey!

Too late?

It's the mating time for bears?

All bears who had eaten the honey

...must let it happen.

What?

I've never done it! Exactly like human!

Why are you crying? It gotta be me to cry.

Mercy on me!

New look of the headmaster.

Really hard core!

"Ohh! Ahh!"

Hin?

Let keep it between you and me, okay?

Okay?

Okay what?

"Petch"...Pimchanok Polboon (Bai Fern)

Oh god!