Tom & Jerry

Oh, we've been at this all day, buddy, I get it.

Those other spots didn't float your boat,

but wait until you see this next place.

It screams mouse house.

Wait, can I say that?

Is that copyrighted?

Heh. There we go.

Whoop. Sorry about this,

the elevator's, uh, being repaired.

Boom! I just had a vision!

You're chillin' in your new crib,

but then you get claustrophobic,

and then you get dizzy, and to save you...

Ta-da!

Look at that view!

Resplendent, ain't it, huh?

It's got everything.

Built-in stereo,

but be careful, those seats are very flammable.

I'm kidding. I'm not kidding.

Jerry, baby, I know it's no beauty,

but let's be honest here,

with your budget, this is all you can...

Hey! You don't just Batman me.

You haven't even seen the trunk yet.

Look, Dad. That blind cat's playing piano.

There's a lot of weird stuff in this city.

- You just gotta keep walking. -

I mean, he's amazing on the piano,

and blind, too!

That's one cool cat.

Man, that cat is out of sight!

This is so cool.

Whoa!

Oh, wow! Isn't he cute?

I thought I'd seen it all with the blind, piano-playing cat.

Oh, man.

He can see!

He's a fraud!

He's a regular cat playing the piano.

Man, I want my money back!

Ahhh.

Hey. Are you okay?

You gotta be careful next time.

You could have really hurt me.

Oh, my gosh.

Suspended? Why?

For starters,

the 100 pounds of underwear strewn up 5th Avenue.

Oh, come on, you can't blame me for that.

That was a cat-and-mouse situation,

and everyone knows you just don't get involved.

You can reapply in four weeks.

No. Please, sir, please, just...

You... You... You can't do that to me.

Oh.

Last week, I helped a man do a pull-up for an hour.

An hour! He achieved his fitness goals with me.

Okay.

What if I just...

I come and be your assistant?

Ms. Forester, you started two months ago.

- It just doesn't work like that. -

Maybe this job never was for me.

- Maybe it's not. - You know what? I quit.

Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

Whoa!

- Hello. - Hey.

Back for another free meal?

So, you new in town?

Somewhat.

You know what they say,

it's not a trip to the Big Apple

without a walking tour of the city.

Have you ever done one?

They're very well-reviewed, actually, mine are.

It's a great deal, great offer.

I'm not a guest.

Then, pray tell, why do you have a suitcase?

I'm here to interview for one of the temporary positions.

Because of the wedding.

What wedding?

Preeta and Ben.

Ah. As in, like, the Preeta and Ben?

New York society's favorite couple.

It's going to be quite the event.

- Huh. -

The hotel is hiring?

Yes, but they're very exclusive.

They certainly wouldn't hire you.

Mm.

And what did you say your name was again?

Linda Perrybottom.

Linda Perrybottom,

unfortunately, you just failed the test.

What?

Your interview started the minute

that you walked in the door.

I didn't realize, I just...

Employees of the Royal Gate Hotel

must be accommodating, masterly,

but above all, Linda,

discreet.

If they're telling a perfect stranger

the intimate details

of the inner workings of this hotel's private events,

well, that doesn't quite cut it now, does it?

- I'd... - May I see your resume?

- Please? - Uh...

Yes, of course.

Thank you.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, you've had a lot of really cool jobs.

Yes, I have.

- The Dorsey? - Dorsey.

The Armada.

These all are hotels?

Well, none are in New York. I just moved here from London.

Listen, Linda.

I don't think you're right for this weekend.

Oh.

We just need someone more...

local.

Well, I understand.

Thank you for the opportunity.

Hi. If I wanted to apply

for a temporary position for this weekend...

Is this your resume?

- No, it's not. - Wow, this is impressive.

My only... copy.

Well, you are definitely gonna get hired.

In fact, I'm gonna call them right now.

Right now?

- Yeah. -

- Lola... - Mm-hmm?