Mad Men

Sit up straight.

Heels down. Lighten your hands.

Good girl.

There we go.

Now, if you can step over here.

You're a big one.

Thank you, Lilly.

Have a seat.

So, Mr. Draper,

you haven't had a physical in quite some time.

I eat a lot of apples.

What is it with you boys?

Why does it take an insurance physical to get you in here?

What's the number?

Because that will mean something to you?

It's 160 over 100,

which is high for boys our age.

Tell me about your parents.

Living or deceased?

Dead. Both.

Ages?

My dad was 41, 42.

He died in an accident,

and my mother died in childbirth.

She was 22, I think.

How many drinks do you have a day?

Wine, cocktails, beer.

Everything depends on the day.

Days of plenty being?

Three.

You're a high-powered businessman with a high-tension job.

I'm trying to help you here.

Five.

And two packs a day, but you're cutting down.

Yes.

All right.

Any changes in the last year?

What do you mean?

In your health.

How do you feel when you wake up in the morning?

How do you feel?

You live too hard,

and not just at the office.

It'll hit you all at once.

Nope. No, I've been... I've been good.

All right, I'm going to write you some reserpine to bring that down

and some phenobarbital to help you relax.

You're 36 years old.

You need to take this seriously.

Buy a boat.

Breathe in.

So I wait for Becky to go play,

and I look in her pencil case.

There's almost 20 dimes.

She stopped eating lunch.

I hate the dishonesty.

You should be glad she watches what she eats.

That's the truth. She is slimming down.

Good morning, ladies.

You want to get off right here?

You can go right to your car.

No.

He's a prisoner of war.

Because he can't ride.

A man that age doesn't suddenly take this up.

He's 25.

Did he tell you that?

I think so.

He talks to me. He's engaged.

There's no point in being aloof.

I wouldn't know what to talk about.

Aren't you funny? Are you scandalized?

No.

Well, if you must know, we talk about you

and how Gertie has a crush on you.

She's a sadist.

I'll see you Saturday.

Don't you hate getting manure in that?

Little children. What's the difference?

Look, miss, just tell me where you want it.

I could take out the lockers and use that wall.

The break room?

Don't take away the break room.

I'm not taking away anything.

Believe me, this machine is a gift to you girls.

Happy Valentine's, girls.

How are you going to wear that around your neck?

It's much bigger than they said it was.

I think it needs an office.

Come on.

We're already doubling up. Don't do that.

My roommate works at Ernst & Ernst.

She did her birthday party invitations on this.

On colored paper.

I told you, miss, I'll try as many places as you want.

Maybe we should leave it here for the time being.

I don't care. I'm doing this.

If you think that if you start eating, we're all going to join you, you're wrong.

Look, Don's not one to stand on ceremony.

He's not going to care.

I made it. I knew Draper would be late.

I have some crackers in my desk.

So, burning the midnight oil.

S'all right.

Hope the words are good

'cause he ain't got any artwork.

You didn't have time to give it to Art?

You want to start living here?

I'm supposed to be at The Pen and Pencil by 12:30 every day.

I was promised.

Look, Freddie, the eating is the thing.

I'm sure you can have a drink.

It's an unspoken agreement.

I got you, Freddie.

Are these all the glasses, Peggy?

I don't know.

We have artwork.

Peggy, go see if we can expect Don today.

That's a good idea.

Draper's not going to yell at her.

You want to be alone with that?

I'm telling you, Draper knocked her up.

She goes away for a couple of months,

drops about 9 pounds, 8 ounces,

comes back with a job.

Don's been screwing me for the last three years.

I've got nothing.

What's everybody laughing at?

The great debate wages on about Peggy Olson's charmed career.

Fat farm.

I thought we had verification.

Do you have any idea when you'll be expecting Mr. Draper?

I was expecting him at the beginning of work today,

but then he called and said he'd be late.

He said he was going to the movies.

Pinocchio.

Thank you.

Are you insinuating something?

I wasn't doing anything, I don't think.

Well, I believe that.

I want you to imagine,

when you talk about Mr. Draper,

that he's standing right behind you.

And think about that whenever you speak of him.

Are you going to tell on me?

I didn't know. What did I do?

Do you know where Mr. Draper is?

No, I don't.

I think he was joking.

Lois, do you know where Mr. Draper is?

He's out.

Thank you, Lois.

How is it?

He wrote some of it here.

Some of it on 23rd Street, some place they tore down.

Makes you feel better about sitting in a bar at lunch.

Makes you feel like you're getting something done.

Yeah. It's all about getting things done.

Is it good?

I don't think you'd like it.

You wanted to see me?

I wanted to see that Valentine heart.

On my way out. Anything else?

I'm taking Mona to Lutèce.

Let me hear what the living are up to.

You love her.

What happened to the Jewish doctor?

He's not Jewish.

Not anymore, but he was. Trust me.

Is he still a doctor?

You sound like a little girl.

What do you care?

I wish you every happiness.

I'm well aware this is vicarious. I already said that.

I already know what day he's going to ask me.

Does he know that?

Because I have a feeling there's a penalty for passing that date.

He knows.

Mr. Phillips here to see you.

Send him in.

Joan.

Did you girls get my candy?

Yes. It was appreciated and yet unappreciated.

Anything else?

No, thank you. That'll be all.

Got a second?

Nothing good ever started with that sentence.

It's not that. It's Martinson's Coffee.

I'm excited about the possibility of that happening,

and, as you recall,

Martinson's Coffee has a unique problem.

Good. We like that.

Well, that's just it.

No one under 25 drinks coffee anymore.

Just Pepsi.

They pour it on their Frosted Flakes.

For those who think young.

Which is why I was disappointed to see Don

put Fred Rumsen on this.

So Freddie doesn't drink coffee.