Revealer

Friends, it's easy.

Send a check or money order to the address

on the bottom of your screen,

and our church will continue

to preach the Lord's...

Let's pray together.

Lord Jesus. Lord Jesus, we pray.

We pray that you will stay in our hearts.

We pray that you would...

Oh, God! God!

God...

Where am I?

What is this place? What is this?

Through the power of God Almighty,

I judge the wicked of this Earth.

The sinners, the Satanists, the sexual deviants.

I cast them out of my life!

Is this some kind of a... Is this a prank?

Huh?! Is this a joke?!

The hell's going on here?!

What are you doin'?!

Okay. Come on out!

The wages of sin is death.

Let the sinners...

Oh, let them descend into the pit of hell.

Push them in! No! Enough here!

I didn't do anything!

I spread His word!

What is this?!

Kneel, and prepare your testimony.

I didn't... I didn't do anything.

I did everything for Him.

A small donation is all I ask.

Can we even put a price on salvation?

Alright, that's it!

I have not done anything!

I brought God to the world!

I am not a sinner!

I am not a fornicator!

Or a junkie!

I am righteous!

Look, people... people need me!

Abomination.

The day of reckoning comes.

No, no, no. No.

I... did everything He said.

I did it all for Him.

- Kneel. - Oh, no.

And your destruction shall not be delayed.

No, no, no, no! No!

N-o-o-o-o!

Whoa, oh, oh oh oh

You want it all but don't want to take it away

Ooh, you could throw the ball...

Hey. Yeah, it's me.

Yeah. No, no, no. I'm in a phone booth.

Everything's fine.

No. Hey, listen, I...

I had to pick up an extra shift today.

Yeah. Can you...

Can you just do me a favor, please?

Yes, exactly. Right when he gets home.

Okay. Yeah. Thank you.

I'm one of the... Hello?

Hello?

You there?

You know, Sally, it's way too hot for your bullshit today.

Yeah, the heat certainly does remind you of something,

doesn't it? Oh, yeah, it does remind me.

I gotta shit.

You.

You, Angie Pitarelli... You poison our men

in your booth of sin. You corrupt their desires.

Oh, your men?

Are you sure that you and the rest of

the Decency League here really want them, Sals?

I mean, have you seen men?

You make your little jokes,

but you're all alone in this world, aren't you?

Why won't you take Jesus into your life?

Why won't you repent and accept His love?

Is Satan prohibiting you from seeing the light?

You know, your little holy hissy fit

isn't drawing the news crews

and the photographers like it used to, Sal,

so maybe you should try something different.

Maybe, uh... give them a little show.

Harlot!

Satan has you, and you refuse to see the truth.

Judgment comes to wipe your stain from the world.

Trust me, Sals, stains coming out of my booth

ain't from me.

Gugh!

You are a foul person!

Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

You're a saint and sinner

Whoa-oh

There ain't no winner

The face of the other

Whoa-oh

Ray?

Ray! Okay, okay.

Hold on a goddamn minute.

Andy Pete, my Employee of the Month.

Sorry to keep you waiting, sweetheart.

I had to find myself some new, uh, reference material.

Got to keep up with the trends, you know?

Oh, so that's what's keeping you

from kicking the crazies off the street

and bringing in paying customers.

Market analysis?

Tell you what. I did some research,

and I think I found out what your problem is.

- Oh, this'll be good. - No, no.

Bear with me. Check this out.

You see, what's in right now is big old,

juicy, voluptuous titties,

and these little bitty, tight, cute little asses.

And, you know, you're kind of, like... like, the opposite.

You're like an upside down version of a Christy Canyon.

Well, hold on now, hold on now.

I'm just saying it because I love you.

One booth.

Girl, how many extra shifts you gonna take this week?

You spin around in that chair too much more,

you're gonna get calluses all over your ass.

Yeah, well, it's that or break my neck.

Mama needs new sneakers.

All right, fine.

You're on till midnight, precious.

Booth number three.

And regardless of that fat ass of yours,

we, uh... We should be pretty busy.

That low-rent Tammy Faye out there,

oh, man, she's great advertisement.

Besides, we're the only spot on the block with air-conditioning.

Still smells like balls in here.

Aww. Thank you for noticing.

You know, uh, while you're at it,

can you try to smile a little bit?

- Yeah. - And maybe try to be

a little less aggressive.

Oh.

Well, you've been scaring the customers.

Oh.

Really? See, that's called aggressive behavior.

Ray, the goddamn door won't open again.

Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

Sometime this year.

Well?

How about a "please"?

Jesus Christ, Ray.

You know, I've got the Uptight Butthole League

in my face, I've got you looking

for motivation to do your job.

Can I just get to work... please?

Unh!

Now, was that so hard?

I thought you said you were gonna fix that

fucking floorboard anyway.

I thought I did, too.

Thanks, Ray. You're a peach.

You're welcome.

Hello, precious.

As he takes from me my last breath

Inhale

I'm picking up the scent

What a hell of a feeling

It is dark all day

But there is something in the sky that glows

What a hell of a feeling

With such a brilliant mind

Can you feel those chemicals in the air tonight

I will see you on the other side

I am your night girl, rip my heart out

Darkness falling yet another night

Come on, Lost Boys, let's stay alive

Let's fly

Darkness falling yet another night

Come on, Lost Boys, let's stay alive

Goodnight, my Lost Boys

Thou shall not fear

Goodnight, my sweetheart

Ray.

I'm not doing this for fun, you know?

You want to at least try to pull in some customers?

Fuck's sake.

Amateur hour.

Well, maybe if you dance

to something other than that dentist drill music shit.

You know, maybe try, like, some of that...

Some Stevie B or some of that new booty shaking stuff

they got going around. You know what I'm saying?

Alright, fine.

Gotta do everything around here myself.

One at a time!

I cannot understand a single word...

I don't give a shit. That's it. Out.

Get the fuck out, all y'all.

Whoa, whoa, hold up now! Get back! Get back!