American Horror Story

I am officially running...

...for President of the United States.

I am running for President

of the United States.

GOP candidates can't ignore his money and his populist message.

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border.

I find it abhorrent that Donald Trump is suggesting

we register people.

USA! USA!

They're upset about what they see happening

around them, I get that.

The state department is in the process

of turning over more Hillary Clinton e-mails.

This is far bigger than

the accusations against Donald Trump.

I have a winning temperament.

Where I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue

and shoot somebody,

and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay?

Donald Trump trailing Hillary Clinton

by ten points.

There is a very real, palpable fear out there today.

He is threatening our democracy.

It's time to remove the rust

from the Rust Belt.

Trump followers clashed

with anti-Trump protesters.

...Trump! We want Trump!

You can't just say

whatever pops into your head

if you want to be the President

of the United States of America.

We are going to make this decision now.

The Fox News Decision Desk has called...

Pennsylvania for Donald Trump.

This means that Donald Trump will be

the 45th President of the United States,

winning the most...

unreal, surreal

election we have ever seen.

The revolution has begun.

It's very, very, very close in a lot of...

It's over. If she hasn't won Pennsylvania by now,

she's not coming back.

No, that's

I won't believe anything until I hear Rachel Maddow say it.

She's the only one I trust.

How is this happening?

It's the politics of fear. It always works.

What started off as unlikely, impossible,

is now reality.

He said he was

always a winner.

This did not come without controversy...

You, world!

USA! USA!

USA...!

Ha-ha!

...have now confirmed that.

Secretary Clinton has conceded

to Donald Trump.

Uh, this concession took place in a phone call.

It is my high honor...

...to introduce to you

the President Elect of the United States

of America, Donald Trump.

No!

Oh, my...

no...

USA!

USA!

Oh, Ivy, no!

Is that bad? Did he win?

Oh, go to hell, Huffington Post!

You, Nate Silver!

Oh, my God, how could they have been so wrong about this?

You have to do your cookie breathing.

- You've got to do your cookie breathing. - I can't do my cookie breathing.

- Give me one deep breath. - No.

Freedom!

Oh, my God, Ivy.

Merrick Garland.

What's gonna happen with Merrick Garland?

You want to know who to get mad at for this?

Our own state of Michigan.

She's losing by 10,000 votes.

That's the size of this town.

And who's at 40,000 votes and counting?

Jill Stein.

Is that true?

...path to victory that was unlike

anything we've ever seen. It did not come

without controversy. It did not come

without splitting this country

in some of the most divisive language.

It does come now,

at a time where his supporters say,

"This is the evidence..."

I hope every one of those voters who decided it was

a good time to cast a protest vote is happy when that...

psycho gets us all killed.

Honey, don't get so worked up.

Shut up, Marylin.

I told you to go vote, but you didn't listen.

Now look what happened. Look at our friends on the couch

and tell them that they might not be able to maintain

their rights as a married couple because you were too busy today

on Etsy to go vote!

I don't want you to not be married anymore.

Oh, sweetheart.

Sweetheart, come here.

Listen to me, you don't have to worry about that.

That is never going to happen.

Okay?

Oz, you don't have to worry.

'Cause nothing is gonna happen to us.

Okay?

...Donald J. Trump of New York.

It's gonna be... huge.

It's really good you didn't come, actually.

Everyone's losing their.

It's like we went to a wedding

and it turned into a funeral.

We gave a year of our lives to this.

I dropped out of Vassar.

Why would they send us to Florida

when we should've been in Wisconsin?

What if I get pregnant now?

Where will I get an abortion?

I know. Everyone's upset.

Oh, God.

What is wrong with CNN

for not giving us a trigger warning

before they announce the results?

I just... I don't know what's real anymore.

She was supposed to win.

Is this really happening?

Oh, my God.

You're kind of scaring me right now, Winter.

You cannot self-harm again.

Don't go back down that road.

Winter?

You're such an asshole.

Did you come in here to rub it in?

Get out!

Get out!

I'm just so scared now.

Everyone is.

Episode 1 - Election Night

Come here.

Wait, stop.

- Stop. - Getting to your favorite part.

Wait.

Somebody's watching us.

I can feel it.

I know who. Twisty.

What are you talking about?

It was like 50, 60 years ago.

Mm-hmm?

Right here on this spot.

A deranged clown attacked a couple on a picnic.

He hacked the dude to death.

They say you can tell it's him by the layer of drool

he leaves behind 'cause he got his jaw blown off

by a shotgun blast.

You're such an asshole. You're just trying to scare me.

'Cause I know it turns you on.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Get out of here.

Get out of here!

I'm gonna blow you away,

Oh, my...

Please help!

Help!

Oh, my God.

911 operator. What's your emergency?

Hello. Hello?

911 operator. Can I have your location?

No! No!

Hello? Ma'am, I can't hear you.

Are you in need of assistance?

Ma'am?

Wrong number.

nnumbber."

Ozzie, sweetheart.

You were supposed to be asleep 30 minutes ago.

Come on. What are you reading?

- Nothing. - Ozzie.

Come on, honey. A picture of a bare breast

or an erect penis never hurt anyone.

Come on, fork it over.

Come on.

Mom!

Mom!

Aah! I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.

You know I can't.

- You know I'm afraid. - I'm sorry.

- It's not your fault, Oz. - You know I'm afraid.

I can't look at that.