The Perfect Education (完全なる飼育)

Damn bloody--

I'm not having this!

How's it going, bros?

PewDiePie.

You're about to watch me get the absolute shit

scared out of me.

This show takes what I already do--

getting scared of horror games--

but taking it to the next level,

a really fucked up level.

So if you love watching me get scared shitless...

Fuck this! Fuck this! Fuck this!

You're gonna love "Scare PewDiePie."

Oh, Mr. PewDiePie?

Hey! - Hey!

Should I go around? - No.

Come on. Come over the top.

Stop goofing around.

Why do we do this every time?

Don't grab on to that.

That's what broke last time.

All right!

All right.

How's it going, bros?

It's PewDiePie.

- Tonight, we're gonna go to a doctor

who wants to discuss the results of your medical test

we did the first day.

- They're gonna talk about my results?

Yeah.

Yeah, so there's someone who is new to our crew tonight.

Jeff, this is Felix. Felix, this is Jeff.

Felix.

- Whoa, what the fuck? Oh, my God.

- Let me go! Let me--

I'll find you!

I'll find you, Felix!

In case something comes down, they just asked me

to have extra people.

- Sounds good, 'cause I don't trust those doctors anyways.

- All right. Let's go.

Okay.

- So you've had a couple great game day plays, right?

Yeah, last one was awesome.

- Excuse me. Are you PewDiePie?

- Yeah, yeah. I'm PewDiePie.

- Jeff-- - I'm sorry.

I'm packing tonight.

I just wanted you to know you're covered.

What does packing mean?

Oh, you have a weapon?

What did he say?

- He has a weapon, a gun?

Yeah, oh, fine.

So what are we doing today?

Well, meeting doctors at 9:00.

That's not weird at all.

- Kay, why don't you put that on.

God damn it.

Great. Great, guys. Great hospital, guys.

My favorite so far.

Why is it so freaking hot?

- I just want you to start concentrating,

'cause I feel like--

What is that?

- You just need to use your senses.

- What is that? - Keep walking.

- - Damon, fuck.

Why do you have to do that?

- Good-bye for now. - Mm-hmm.

- For now. - Good luck.

Thank you.

- It's time to do it.

Take it off.

Okay.

Good to go.

I can do this.

Hello?

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck me.

Okay.

How's it going over here?

Bananas, bananas, bananas...

Where's Sean?

Fuck!

Okay! Jesus Christ!

What the fuck?

What the fuck? What was that?

- What are you doing outside of your room?

What? Me?

- You're agitating all of the patients.

both: No, no, no, no, no.

Let's go to your room.

It will be much safer.

Okay, okay, okay.

- Now just go up to your room.

It's after curfew.

It's the time for you to relax. - No?

- This is what they always say.

Just come and sit. Sit and relax.

Just take a load off and relax your feet.

Sit down.

And we want to make sure that nothing happens to you.

Everything will be completely--

No, no, no!

- Just a--you need to be in seclusion room.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Not kidding you.

We have had this discussion before.

Felix, I'm sorry. We must keep you safe.

There's nothing to worry about.

Don't struggle. It will be less comfortable.

Remember, no one is released until their paperwork

is signed by Dr. Yates.

I would kill to know where your papers are.

Fuck this.

- It's curfew! Into your rooms, my lovelies.

Let's go.

This is fucking bullshit.

Aw, come on.

Oh, no, hey, how's it going?

How you doing?

Sean!

S-E-A-N. - Okay.

Not S-W-A-N.

S-E-A-N. Got it?

Thank you.

- Look what I got. Look what I got.

Look what I got. Look what I got.

Would you mind?

- No, no, no, no, I would not mind.

- Okay. - Psyche!

- You got me. - Yes, I got you.

Look at that, though. There you go.

Oh, cool.

S-E-A-N!

Sean, okay.

I'm his favorite.

Well, S-E-A-N.

Thank you very much.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Which one is it?

Come on.

Guys.

Okay, none of these fit.

Ha, ha, really funny.

Thanks a lot, Sean.

They're way too big.

Fuck this.

Oh, shit.

Come on!

How the--

Okay.

Oh, great, oops.

There you go.

Genius strikes again.

Not a problem.

Okay.

Cool.

Put this right back.

Okay.

Okay. Good, great.

Gonna go home, get a hot chocolate.

What the--

Oh, hey.

What?

Hey, Pewds.

What is--

- Come on, buddy. Take a seat.

- Mr. Chair! - Yeah!

Will you help me out of here?

- Yep, but first, we need to get your paperwork.

Hop on in, and I'll take you to where you need to go.

- Okay, great. This is amazing.

Take me to the exit.

Come on, buddy.

- Okay. I don't think--

No.

Mr. Chair, what are you doing?

Oh, shit. What the fuck are you doing?

- Come on, come on, come on. - Mr. Chair, stop!

Calm down.

- All right, Pewds, I got to get you

through this hall of crazies.

Then we're gonna go to the chapel.

We're gonna go to the chapel.

Great, can't wait.

Okay.

Yes.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay, okay!

Oh, shit.

What the fuck is this doing here?

- All right, buddy, hop on out,

head on into the chapel.

Okay.

Thank you, Mr. Chair. You're so nice.

Will you come back?