Mother's Day

Get your I.D. And sign in, please.

Ma'am?

Ma'am, you've got to sign in.

Ma'am!

Security!

Lady! Hold it!

Put the baby down.

We don't want to get the baby, hurt, do we?

Come on, lady, stop.

I said stop! Or I will shoot.

Hey, Charlie, where the hell are you?

I'm in the basement.

Come on, lady, I know you're in here, so just come on out.

That's it. Now, bring...

I was wondering where you went.

I just came to check up on Beth.

We're gonna have a place like this someday.

But even better.

I don't need all that, Trey.

But you could live with it, right?

Oh, no. No kids in the master bedroom. Come on.

Up, up, up, up!

But, Daniel, I am the Master.

Be the master somewhere else.

I love what you've done with the place, Daniel.

Thank you.

Something smells good in here.

Birthday cake in ten minutes, guys.

You're doing great.

Oh, could you grab the cooling rack? It's up there.

Have you chosen cabinets?

Honestly, I haven't even thought about that yet.

Baby, come on, let's go.

Later.

You all right?

Yeah.

Just hold it in there, baby brother.

What you've fucking done!

You quit being a goddamned pussy!

You man the fuck up!

Johnny, you're gonna be okay. - I told you, Ike!

I fucking told you not to trust him! - I'm not arguing with you right now!

Johnny wants mama!

Call mama again.

Give me that fucking thing!

We're gonna get you home. We're gonna get you to mama.

Fucking out of service, man!

Call Lydia.

I'm sorry he took the money guys. I'm sorry.

Calm the fuck down. Hold that there.

Oh, fuck!

You think they've got that backstabbing prick already.

Put that gun down.

They're clearing the roads for the tornado.

Come on, Color of Money.

That ball isn't going to sink itself.

Ah, you hit my arm.

Guess you can teach an old dog some new tricks.

You'd be surprised what this old dog can do.

Lissy, I've been making these since junior high. I know the feel.

You don't "feel" margaritas. It's a very precise ratio.

I'm an artist.

I know you are, baby.

Hey, guys, you might want to check this out.

They're issuing a tornado warning. It's very serious.

Tornado virgin, I'll protect you.

This cellar is the safest place you could be.

Whole thing's just been reinforced...

and Charlie put in new storm doors. We're all okay.

No way. The city's gotta be the safest place to be.

At least here, kids go to public school and make it home alive.

So why do you keep a gun in the office, then?

For when you get feisty, sweetheart.

It's okay baby, we'll be home soon.

Are you okay?

That was the babysitter. Rachel is still up.

The weather's freaking her out.

I hate to leave before the cake...

but we should really get going before it gets any worse.

Yeah, no, sure, that'll be fun.

We'll put a tent up in the basement, make some popcorn...

Put on Toy Story.

Sure, you're okay with this.

What? Toy Story?

I mean, me and Rachel.

Insta-family.

Danny boy.

Here's your present.

You can't keep it.

Can he unwrap it?

Come on. I'm embarrassed.

Show me your stick-work, birthday bay.

My beautiful wife's right there.

I'm kidding.

I know. It's okay.

Come on, let's see what you got, baby.

Wait a minute. What the fuck?

What the fuck is this shit?

This house. Ike. What the fuck is this shit?

Ike, are we in the wrong fucking house?

Ike! Are we in the wrong fucking house?

No! We're not in the wrong fucking house

So, you're an associate in Daniel's firm right?

That's right. - What's he like to work for?

He's tough, but I'm learning a lot.

Hey, what's going on upstairs?

Oh, it's probably Charlie.

You left the door unlocked?

Maybe.

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie, boy!

What's up?

What the hell are you guys doing in my house?

What are you doing in our house?

Okay, okay.

What are you doing in our fucking house?

It's my house.

How long have you lived here?

Two months. - It's not your god damned house!

It's not your god damned house!

It's our house!

You shut the fuck up!

You don't how many people are around.

We are issuing a tornado warning.

All our fucking shit is gone!

I'm fucking sorry, man.

That's right, you're gonna be fucking sorry.

What's your name?

Daniel. Daniel Sohapi.

You don't look so happy to me.

How many other people are here?

Nobody.

Nobody else? What do you think, John? Is he telling the truth?

Jesus asshole Christ! What the fuck is going on?

This is three bubbles in here, man. Three fucking bubbles!

Johnny.

How the fuck did this happen?

I don't know. Maybe she's lost or something.

I don't know.

Foreclosure. We bought the house on a foreclosure.

We gotta get the fuck out of here right now.

Mama! Mama!

Run! Run baby! Run!

Help me! Help me!

Don't you hurt her!

Sit down! Everybody calm down!

Now how many people are downstairs?

Five.

Six. Six.

Fucking bullshit! Let's just off these two assholes!

Let's off these two assholes and get the fuck out of here!

We can't do that.

Why not?

We can't just kill them, man.

Why can't we kill them?

Because everybody downstairs...

You already fucked this up!

You fucked up.

Why can't I fucking talk to you?

Are you okay?

Our friend is a doctor.

Our friend is a doctor. He's downstairs and he can help you.

Bullshit!

Kill the fucking cunt!

Walk away!

Come here.

All right, just...

I'm not lying.

Your brother's shot and he can help you.

Your brother's shot and he can die. He can help you.

Now Daniel's your husband?

Yes.

Now you have thirty seconds.

I'm gonna be listening.

You take a foot off the bottom step or act like anything's wrong...

all your friends are going to die.

And I'll make sure that Daniel here takes a long time to go.

Okay?

Do you understand me?

Do you understand me?

I understand. I understand you.

Good.

All right, let's go. Come on.

George?

George?

George!

Yeah?

Can you help me with something upstairs?

Sure. Yeah.

We're out of here?

Whenever you're ready.

Where's Danny at B?

You guys having your own party upstairs?

What do you need?

Hey? Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

Go! Go, go!

What the fuck is going on?

Stop it!