Sweetiee Weds NRI

Legislative Warning.

When a love affair goes on for very long, a man's life can become a circus.

Sweety, stop!

- Sweety! - Stop following me, Aakash!

Sweety, please! I'm sorry, Sweety!

- Sweety! Look, your mums calling you. - Listen to me, stop!

Please, Sweetie, stop!

- Sweetie, wait for my sake. - I love you, Sweetie.

I don't want to hear anything!

Go fast, will you!

Sweety, stop!

Catch her, someone catch her!

Stop, Sweety!

I'll hold my ears.

Stop following me!

Sweety!

Stop, Sweety!

No, Sweety! Sweety!

No, Sweety!

Go to hell! I rather kill my self than be your wife!

Sir? Sir?

What is it?

You're getting missed calls, Sir.

Don't disturb me for missed calls.

Sir, it's a number from abroad.

- From abroad? - Yes!

Look, DK, in life never ignore 3 things.

1. A call from abroad.

2. Things from UK.

3. Hair fall.

Otherwise you'll have to regret like Rahul bose.

Catch.

When an average Indian was aspiring to be an Engineer or Doctor,..

..that's when Bhulabhai wanted to be an NRI!

He reached London, illegally.

The poor guy was caught and then deported.

On his return trip, he swore, what he couldn't do, his child will do, in the future.

And thus, he fixed the marriage of his one and only daughter with an NRI.

Good morning, Jasubhai. So what if it's a new number?

When I saw a number from abroad, I understood it has to be you.

Hey, what are you doing? The sofa will get wet.

It's Jasubhai on the phone from London.

Oh goddess, please keep showering your blessings just like this on my family.

What?

What are you saying?

Bobby ran away with a foreigner?

How is that possible? He was supposed to marry our Sweety...

What happened to you?

Let him go to hell, our Sweety will get a hundred boys.

We don't need hundreds, we need just 1 NRI.

Jigna, promise me.

After I die, you will marry Sweetie to an NRI only.

Don't say that, not now.

Madam, Sir left us.

Noooooooooo!

- *chants shloks* - Dad!

Hey! Who are you?

Come on, dad! I'm your daughter, Sweety.

LOL!

ROFL!

LMAO...

That fatso says he's my brother in law.

And that old hag claims to be my wife.

And now you say, you're my daughter?

- Oh god! - LOL! ROFL!

Maa...

Oh, Goddess, what's wrong with him?

Sis, he's gone into shock.

Why? What happened?

That rat, Bobby Mehta, ran away.

Wow! Bobby Mehta ran away?

What? Bobby Mehta ran away?

Aww, that's so sad.

NRI groom, come along...

Doctor, be careful, please.

It's an injection ma'am, there will be a little pain.

Cool, Jijaji (brother in law) cool.

I was saying, when will he be okay?

In such a case, there's nothing I can say. May be he'll be okay right away or never.

Oh God, are you saying he'll be like Ghajni all his life?

Oh mother goddess...

Maa, dad will be okay, don't worry. Okay?

- Can I suggest something? - Yes, tell me.

Why not try giving him a high voltage electric shock?

Or we could also try letting mad dogs behind him to bite him.

What kind of suggestion is this?

See child, like iron cuts iron,..

..similarly, shock will be the cure for a shock.

No!

Will you always talk about cutting and biting, Amit?

- Sir is okay., - Dad! I love you.

He's okay!

Dad, why do you take so much tension?

Jijaji, you should have told me, I'd get 10 NRI boys to stand for you in minutes.

Why 10? there will be thousands of NRI boys.

All you have to do is upload a photograph.

Where?

Jhat Patt Matrimony dot com.

Did you also get married through it?

I'm trying.

Try, try, try!

No matter how much you try to hide the truth, Vasudev!

But me, Mathura Naresh Kans!

Will find out the truth!

Now the best is for you too tell me the truth yourself!

Do you have?

The truth is exactly what you are scared of!

What is your problem! You ruined the entire rehearsal.

Ruined? This one has ruined my life!

Oh God, yet again the same thing? That's the end of our rehearsal.!

Really, man!

We could have talked about this later too!

My rehearsal. is on!

No! I want to talk right now! Immediately!

Come on, Sweetie! Why do you always want to fight during rehearsal. time!

I mean there's hardly any time left for the show. Why can't you corporate a little.

Corporate? You're talking as if you're going to win the first prize.

I have seen your plays.

Last time, I was the only one siting in the audience!

So, shut up!

Why are you fighting with him?

- I'll come. - Then, let's go!

Come.

Kaaannnss...

No.

My pants will fall off!

Come on! Shut up and sit down.

What have you thought about?

What is there to think about? See, how God is helping us.

Bobby Mehta ran away himself.

Everyone is not going to be Bobby Mehta, Aakash!

I'm telling you, we'll seriously have to do something.

You don't let me talk to my family and nor are you doing it yourself.

How are we going to get married like this?

Relax! Don't worry.

Bullshit, don't worry!

With tension about getting married to you, I'll have blood pressure and sugar problems.

You know, that idiotic doctor, gave dad the idea of a matrimony site!

I'm telling you Aakash, once the profile is online, we won't be able to do anything.

What do you think, all the NRI's in the world are waiting,..

..for the Sweety Desai to get her profile online, and they send a proposal?

The day I get married to someone else, you'll realize.

How can you just get married to someone else?

I won't let it happen.

I'll hack you away from them like a hacker.

I wish that happens, Aakash.

You don't know, how much I love you.

I know.

But you don't know how much I love you.

1..2..3..4...

5..6..7..8...

1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8...

One more time.

1..2..3..4...

What?

Wedding card.

5..6..7..8...

1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8...

See this, another wedding with an NRI! That Ankita's wedding.

Jignesh's daughter.

Yeah!

Where is Sweety?

When does she wake up so early? She's sleeping upstairs.

SWEETY...

Oh shit!

What happened, dad?

What happened about the photo, child?

Dad! It will happen in a few days.

Just a few days.

Nice.

- Dad! - What about the photo?

It will happen in a few days, Dad.

Sweety?

It will happen in a few days, Dad. Promise, promise!

Photo.

One or two days and it will be done, Dad.

It's always switched off!

Democracy.

Democracy means,... Everybody... Every person has the freedom of speech!

Like our Bappi Da sang the song, ' I am a disco Dancer'.

I want to speak to you now!

- Later. Wait for 5 minutes. - Freedom of Expression...

- He taught us Disco. - Go, man. Just go.

- No! Now! - It's in a democracy.

- I'm in a class. - I want to talk now!

This is called democracy!

Say whatever is in your mind.

Why are you still sitting?

There is a lady standing outside and you're still siting!

Go! Respect the Lady.

I'll do so after class, Sir.

Why? See I have a responsibility, I take a salary!

But you! You are free.

Democracy allows you to choose between class and canteen!

Go! Go, Aakash, go.

Hey! Why are you always getting mad at me?

What will Banarjee sir think of me.

You don’t understand my situation, Aakash.

Dad is stuck with just one question, morning, evening, night!

What happened about the photo, photo, photo!