Caliphate (Kalifat)

One penny, two pennies Three pennies, four

So many things you want to have You won't find on the floor

FEBRUARY 2015

But a small tickle Doesn't cost a nickel!

But a small tickle Doesn't cost a nickel!

Do you know that you're the most beautiful girl in the world?

Yes, you are. Mum's sweetheart.

Everything will be fine, Latifa. We'll go into town...

and meet your favorite, Tine.

Like so...

RAQQA, SYRIA

- Is your husband still in a coma? - Yes. He's going to die!

Tine, don't say that. It'll sort itself out.

How? They'll fetch me and marry me off.

- Come here, both of you! - Drop everything and come with!

- Stay close to me. - What's happening?

All men and women are to assemble, at once!

Hurry up!

- Hurry up! - Coming!

You have been gathered here today to see

what happens to those that betray us and distance themselves from us.

- To the square, everyone! - Come here!

Get moving! Come here!

Stand here and turn away! Don't look. You can't look!

Allah's peace be with you, blessings be upon you.

You'll see what happens to traitors. The sentence will now be carried out...

Turn to the wall. You can't look!

Turn away, Pervin!

CALIPHATE

- Tine, I can't do it. I can't... - Pervin...

We'll get away. You, me and Latifa.

How'd I end up here?

Because you're an idiot.

Just like me.

I never thought it would be like this. How could I have been so stupid?

What shall we do? We need help!

- Do you have anyone you can call? - Call? With what?

This...

Are you crazy? Where'd you get that?

From a friend.

You must get rid of it. It's illegal. They'll kill you!

Tine...

I have to go. Husam is coming.

Bye. What would I do without you?

What would I do without you?

- You're the best. I love you. - I love you.

- Bye. Close the door. - Okay.

- Hey, get rid of it. Promise me! - Yes.

There and there, and there and there...

What are you doing?

I see them all the time. Their faces when they come to me.

They were kuffar.

- I didn't do wrong, did I? - No, not at all.

I didn't know they were children. I didn't know.

Why do their faces come to me. Why do I see blood all the time?

Pervin...

- I'm going to hell. - No, you're not.

I see their faces all the time.

Calm down. I'll take care of you.

- I didn't do wrong, did I? - No, you didn't.

I have to take care of the little one. Lie down.

I have to pray.

I have to pray.

Fuck!

REFERENCES NADIR AL-SHAHRANI

MIDDLE EAST SECTION, SWEDISH SECURITY SERVICE, STOCKHOLM

Fatima?

- I didn't get the job. - Why not?

- Because of that arsehole Nadir! - What's he done?

It was all ready. I was going to sign. I'd get 53 a month plus bonus,

but then they rang my reference, Nadir.

- You think he has... - Of course he has.

It's his revenge.

- Hi. - Hey, man, all good?

- Homework time? - Are you well?

- Can't complain... - Ibbe, they're looking for you.

- I know, are they angry? - Super angry!

Great...

- Amira wonders if you're married. - Three wives and a fourth lined up!

- Hi, Dolores. - Ibbe, you know French?

Non, monsieur...

Ibbe, you're needed.

- Sulle needs help with social studies. - Got it.

- Work, work! - Did you see Miami-Oklahoma last night?

- You should sleep at night! - Russell Westbrook, 34 points!

- Cool. - What's your best score?

Thirty, maybe.

- What can I help you with? - Kerima, come here.

- All good, Kerima? - Good.

"Explain the difference between the District Court and the Court of Appeal."

The Court of Appeal? What does the book say?

"If you're unhappy with a verdict, you can appeal to the higher Court of Appeal."

- I don't get it. What's it mean? - Well...

- If you appeal... - No, why should we study this?

Because if you live in Sweden, it's good to know this.

I don't want to be in a whitewash country.

Where do you want to live?

Somewhere else.

Jason!

Get a grip.

Okay, girls. Do you know what a District Court is?

- Kind of. - Take it from there.

Pervin, you must take the phone.

Jamal is dead and Al-Khansa is already here!

But I can't take it!

They'll lock me in and marry me off!

I don't want it! No!

Take it! But use it briefly.

Short calls, they look for signals all the time.

You must show them you hate me!

Open up! It's the police! Open the door now!

Open up!

Why don't you open?

- Is your husband in? - No.

Fetch her!

Come on! Where are your outer clothes?

Where did you think you were going?

- Get a move on! - Come on!

Get her out!

- Do you know her? - Excuse me?

If Allah wills.

There... There, it's fine.

So, Fatima.

- These are some Iranian businessmen... - Okay.

...who are creating a Swedish-Iranian cultural foundation.

The first guy seems to be connected to the Iranian embassy.

It's probably all about identifying critics to the regime.

- Spying on refugees. - Exactly.

So we need the whole bunch looked into. Their finances, debts...

- You kidding me? Through open sources? - Everything you can find.

- Shall I sit on reception as well? - You're not appreciative of the task.

- Any idiot could do this. - Sara, a temp could do that in a week.

- Please! - I shouldn't make calls! I'm a handler!

- You're using me as an assistant. - An analyst.

How long will this last? How long am I out?

I get that it's not you and that it comes from above, but...

I haven't had a single reasonable job since the thing with Lorentz.

I'm fighting for you, even if you don't believe me.

There's been a bomb attack in Istanbul, 70 dead.

Allah is the greatest!

- Are you finished? - I'm finished, brother.

Allah is the greatest!

My brothers!

- Look, I had one like that in Borås. - Sure you did...

- What, do you think I'm lying? - Yes.

- Calm down. - She looks like your wife, Husam.

- Husam, I wouldn't stand for that. - If you're martyred, I'll take her over.

- He's right. Your wife's hot! - That's enough! Calm down.

Watch instead. That's enough.

- You don't own Allah's power, kuffar! - You felt that, you pigs!

- The sword of Allah! - What's so good about this?

70 tourists in Istanbul, no one will remember that in a week.

He could have blown up a hotel.

He could have left a car and done it again.

But he chose to be a martyr. We're going to do something much bigger.

We'll strike the crusaders in their safe homes in Sweden.

And we'll do it again and again and again.

Allah is the greatest!

Our brothers are everywhere and their ultimate goal is martyrdom.

Help me, help me. I don't know what to do. Please help me to get out of here.

Oh, good God, help me.

Hello?

Husam?

- Has something happened? - Don't touch me!

- What is it? - You're dirty, unclean!

What are you talking about? What is it?

The others talk about you. You know, they talk...

- Take it easy! Who? - Ahmed, Khalaf, Fadi...

But...

- You want to be with Ahmed, right? - No, of course not!

What are you talking about? Stop it.

- What is it? - In Sweden, then? You wanted him!

- You wanted Ahmed then! - No, why would I? Stop, what is this!

- Don't lie to me! - I'm not lying!

Say it like it is! Say it like it is!

All you girls liked him when you were younger!

- Say it like it is, Pervin! - What should I say?

- You thought he was handsome, say it! - Okay, he was, so what?

There, there...

There, there...

- Dolores Costa. - Hello.

- Yes? - Hi.

- Hi, it's Pervin. - Pervin?

- Dolores, you must help me. - Yes?

Please, Dolores, you have to help me. I want to come home.

- Ciao, bella! - Ibbe, welcome!

- Thanks for the invite and congrats! - Thanks!

- How are you? - Very good. It's great you could come.

- Fatima, this is Ibbe. - Okay...

- Hello, Fatima. - The best teacher's assistant!

- Okay. - Not sure about "best."

- At Järva Gård. - Yes.

- He came back at Christmas, right? - Yes.

- From? - Sport. Professional basketball.

Wow, that sounds fun.

- I'll take them. - Thanks.

- Don't forget I want to talk to you. - Yes.

- Can you help me take this in? - Of course.

- So, were you in the USA? - Not really. Egypt, second league.

- How do you know Dolores? - Long story, but she...