A Good Child (好孩子)

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Very thirsty.

Drink! Drink! Drink!

Drink like a superstar!

She messed me up since I was young.

Do you know what she said? We need to finish our food.

Don't drop it everywhere.

If not, your future wife will have many pimples.

My boyfriend's face is smoother than my butt.

The most classic of all,

she said that

girls must wear pink, boys must wear blue,

so we will not get confused.

Because after I grew up, I am not confused.

Blue…

Bananas.

Hey, Auntie Juhua.

- It's ready. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Wishing you prosperity in the new year.

- Wishing you good business all year round. - Thank you.

Boss? How much for this cabbage?

- $2.50 for one packet. - So expensive?

- Can't help it, it's Singapore. - Price increases every lunar new year.

- Give me two packets. - Okay, two packets.

Be careful.

- You forgot to take this. - So sorry.

- Getting older. My memory is failing. - Walk carefully.

Happy new year. Bye.

I'll make you your coffee.

…LESS LIFE

Happy new year.

Wish you all have happy endings and get sexier every day.

Wishing that everything will go smooth for you.

- One more red packet for your kid at home. - Thank you.

I didn't forget you.

- Wishing you youth and beauty. - Yes.

But you are not allowed to be prettier than me.

Thank you, Your Highness.

- $500! - Not so loud, please?

No manners.

Can you guess how much our lady gave us?

$500!

Come for dinner if you are free.

I'm getting more muddle-headed. I forgot to turn the tap off. Thanks.

No problem, Auntie, you're busy.

- Help me bring these two plates down. - Okay.

Big Brother, wishing you a happy new year, good health and recover soon.

It's the same routine. Flying here and there.

Jiaqiang, I heard you always fly to Bangkok?

It's the company's arrangement.

What's saucy in Thailand?

I mean tasty.

Uncle Alan, everything is spicy in Thailand.

He doesn't eat spicy food. Right?

Son. Come here quickly. Eat together.

Come, eat, eat, eat.

These are all cooked and can be eaten.

So much food.

Brother Jiaqiang, is Brother Jiahao coming for dinner?

He is working.

Just like the artistes in the TV station every new year.

They have to perform for us to watch.

So he can't come home for dinner.

Happy new year.

Here's my red packets for you.

Wishing y'all stay safe and protected.

Don't get unexpected pregnancies!

Come suck me, da!

Come suck me, da!

Come suck me, da!

How much did you get?

Rupiah? Cheap! Damn it

Don't swear. Don't get angry. I'll pay for supper.

Thank you, my lady, you are so nice.

What's for supper?

Let's have prata.

Let's have our usual, dim sum.

Okay! Dim sum is quick and fast.

Hopefully, tonight, my son doesn't sleep too early.

D, there's only one call every new year, but there's three calls this year.

I better buy a lottery ticket.

I will surely win the lottery.

Hello, miss me so much?

Hello. You can just place it there.

Don't take it that way.

No one will say you're not coming because of taboo.

My mother understands.

The funeral is day after tomorrow.

Yes, the day after tomorrow. Bye.

Condolences to you and your family.

Mother, the MP is talking to you.

See, the MP is not afraid of taboo.

Maybe there's an election this year.

Why did you dress like this?

Who is not allowing it? The Government?

Rest in peace.

I will not be a bother anymore.

- No need. - Take it.

- No need. - Take it.

- I said no need. - Trying to be naggier than me?

I'm a faggot, you know.

Whose father has seen you in a dress?

Me.

- Really? - Really.

I'm not talking about a sugar daddy.

Whose father has seen you in dress

and your dad praised you, "You are so beautiful."

No.

Of course not, right? You know why?

- Why? - Because your daddies are straight.

If not, why will they fuck your mother and give birth to you?

And…

Who was beaten by your father?

Me.

My butt is so firm now.

Mother, did you forget to turn off the tap?

The tap is still running.

I wanted to make coffee for your dad, filled the water and forgot.

Thank you for helping me turn it off.

Jiaqiang, go downstairs, wake your father.

Don't let him sleep all day. He gets dizzy after too much napping.

Once I am done with the coffee, take it down for him.

Do you think your mother is okay?

We'll need to care for her.

How can you, with your frequent trips to Bangkok?

You forgot to turn off the gas stove.

I forgot?

Do you know it's very dangerous?

Okay.

Let's discuss again.

He wants me to go back to take care of Mother.

I wonder how much that old shop house is worth.

Why are you back?

For the family inheritance.

Mother, I need to travel for work, so I asked him to move back.

Move back for?

He'll be at home when I'm working in the day,

and I'm at home when he's working at night.

We can take turns.

Take turns to?

To take care of you. Gosh!

Why do you need to take care of me?

Leave quickly.

Don't let your father see, he'll beat you to death.

What are you talking about?

Are you here to drive your father to his grave?

He's dead already.

- Why did you curse him? - Are you nuts?

Why did you curse your father?

Why did you curse your father?

- Why did you curse your father? - Mother, Father is dead.

He's really dead. He's dead. Did you forget?

He's dead?

Take a look.

All prices are increasing.

I went to the market and bought some vegetables.

- It's very expensive. - Yes.

I went to the market yesterday.

Just two types of vegetables and so expensive.

The price keeps going up. Yes.

Do you know that guy…

The report from the hospital is back.

Your mother has dementia

and needs medication to control it.

And…

She will start losing her memories.

Will she recover?

She will eventually forget the way back home.

Hey, fam, anyone knows how one gets dementia?

Spencer69: They will get it when they are old…

My mother is not fat, okay?

So vain, drink and smoke so much.

SparkyDolores: Keep them company.

Looking forward to your jokes!

It's not funny. Mind your jokes.

I'm tired.

Are you done thinking?

Oh, my God!

Where is your father? Where did he go?

He was talking to me,

and then he left when you switched on the lights.

I turned off the lights. Is Father back? Tell me.

How to see when it's so dark?

The lights are on, can you see?

I told you that he left already.

What time is it? Go and sleep.

I'm hungry. I want frog porridge.

It's so late and you want to eat?

I'd cook whatever you wanted when you were young.

Now I ask you to take me out for food. Is that so difficult?

When I was young…

You still remember what I loved to eat when I was young?

Dried radish omelette. The dried radish must not be too salty.

I need to rinse it and fry only after adding sugar.

You were so picky. It was hard raising you, you know?

It's here.

Auntie, tuck in.