Udanchhoo (उडंछू)

'Black money attracts, misleads and shows big dreams.'

'It gives rise to illegal activities...'

'...and breeds corruption.'

'Terrorists lure youngsters with this and mislead them.'

'Fake currency circulated by them weakens the national economy.'

'Unless and until the entire nation doesn't stand up against this...'

'...no one is going to benefit.'

'Say no to black money...'

'...and no to corruption.'

"Vanished."

"Vanished."

"Vanished."

"They've vanished."

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"Vanished."

"Vanished."

"They've vanished."

'Economic Offences Wing of the Indian government...'

'...has decided. - No government in this world could run the country on its own.'

'One more government functions right under it.'

'It's run by people who hold black money.'

'As of now, let's talk about this colorful character.'

'Name, Billoo Kabutar.'

'This guy who hatches golden eggs...'

'...is someone who turns black money into white.'

'Small wings but flight high enough...'

'...to be spotted by a hunter.'

Bomb.

Guruji's mangoes help everyone.

Guruji's mangoes help everyone.

You saved my life in spite of being a police inspector.

Not a police inspector, dude. Impressionist.

Will you work for me?

Anytime.

- (Temple Bell) - Guruji's mangoes help everyone.

'This is Premanjali. Guruji's ashram.'

'He as well as...'

'...his mangoes are famous the world over.'

'4 million face book followers...'

'...and more than 20 million YouTube viewers.'

'Whether its cricket betting or politics setting...'

'...he has a solution for everything.'

'This ashram is equipped with invisible high profile security.'

'It's a sort of black money bank.'

'Dhanraj Singhania is a famous businessman.'

- 'Nobody knows what he actually his.' - (Cell Phone Ringing)

'Deceit is dangerous.'

'If the deceit is sweet...'

'...it's impossible to escape from its trap.'

'She is Julia. The master key of this ashram.'

'Nobody's luck shines here without her permission.'

Please come.

Glory to Guruji.

Everyone will get what belongs to him.

Yes.

I came here immediately after receiving your email.

When you want to meet someone...

- ...you will get an email. - Yes.

I am impressed with your faith.

- The main objective behind calling you here. - (Cell phone ringing)

Yes.

- The main objective behind calling you here. - (Cell phone ringing)

Yes.

- Mr. Singhania. - (Cell phone ringing)

Dad, you're not bothered about my future, are you? - Hey?

What are you doing?

Dad, why are you tensed?

- Hey? Get down. - As it is, you've lost everything.

- Get down. - And...

As it is, in my suicide note I've the entire credit...

...to that Guru Ghantal.

'With Shanti's threat, Guruji...'

'...got a shock of 1000 volts.'

Give me the phone.

- Guruji. - (Girl sobing)

Calm down.

Hey, I don't want to talk to you. Give the phone to my dad.

You're immature.

Mr. Singhania is worried for you. He just came here to give me mangoes.

Mangoes? What mangoes?

Hey, don't try to fool me. Understand?

Mr. Singhania, you try. She might understand.

- Yes, my child. Mangoes. - Mangoes?

Yes, mangoes my child. See. Yellow mangoes.

The thing is, our Guruji distributes mangoes in offerings.

I am only offering some mangoes to Guruji.

Fine, dad.

I believe you.

Dad, if I come to know...

- ...I'll. - No, my child. - My suicide note is ready.

- Bye, dad. - Yes.

Wow! Guruji. Excellent.

You calmed down my dear headstrong daughter...

...with such ease. Wow!

- Glory to Guruji. - That's okay.

- Let's talk business. - Yes.

Yes, Guruji.

Local mangoes are arriving from abroad.

Yes.

We need to land them.

It'll be done.

Just tell me where they're to be landed.

B.K.

My follower.

He'll show you the way.

'For the whole world these are mangoes.'

'But for Guruji it's another name for cash.'

'Yes. The cash...'

'...for which everyone keeps changing his color.'

- Here. - What is it?

I am dressed.

Brother-in-law.

I am telling you. If you don't stop this pretence you'll land in trouble.

How many times have I told you to talk respectfully with me.

Let the respect go to hell.

Court summons files are accumulating...

...and you're sitting here thinking about mangoes.

- Kaal. - Not kaal. Today.

Right now. Today. Right now. Sign the file.

Guruji, it's time for your honey bath.

The honey bee is here.

Brother-in-law. When you'll be rendered homeless...

...you'll have to bathe in a drain. I am telling you.

'You don't sense the arrival of bad times when the going is good.'

'Singhania imported local mangoes from other countries on Guruji's advice.'

'He reached Mumbai...'

'...where such mangoes, I mean black money originates.'

'The task of transporting these containers of ripe mangoes to the godown...'

'...was of colorful Billoo Kabutar.'

Brother, phone.

- Hello. - Hello. - B.K?

P.K won't answer the phone if you've called up B.K. Tell me.

Dhanraj Singhania.

Oh! Singhania!

Guruji's mangoes.

Help everyone.

B.K, Guruji's mangoes need to be lifted.

Where from?

Mummy - papa, sister - brother-in-law, daddy?

Mummy.

Done.

- Glory to Guruji. - Glory to Guruji.

Yes!

This money gets divided among so many people.

My share in every share.

Brother.

It's a joyous occasion today.

- Yay! - Congratulations, Guruji!

Brother, here.

Brother, can I eat?

Don't be in a hurry.

Guruji says.

Meaning?

Guruji says, do it first.

Keep doing. No matter how many obstacles you face...

...one day, mother will be pleased and give you chickpeas in offerings.

Have your own chickpeas. Other's chickpeas are prohibited.

Who'll stop me?

Eat the chickpeas.

I'll be back in 2 minutes.

Guruji's consignment was delivered.

Guruji was informed about it.

B.K had to think of a way to put this huge consignment to use.

Yes, Gullu.

Brother! Long time!

- (Chuckles) -(Farts)

Gullu, there's a problem.

B.K, Gullu will solve every problem.

- There's a chaos inside. - Okay.

This lorry needs to reach daddy.

Okay. B.K, it'll reach. When?

Tomorrow. Morning at 11.

- In the morning at 11. Fine. - Note down the address.

- Right. - Fine, I'll send you a SMS. (Farts)

Fine, B.K.

B.K, the key!

It's in there. Leave the bike.

Okay, B.K. Are the papers there?

Everything is there.