Due Justice

- Somebody fucked up my tire.

Rishi, it's no problem.

You still got the trailer at home, right?

- Yes, boss. - Okay.

Pete, take my SUV,

go get his trailer, come back and pick him up.

Why me?

How is this my fault?

Why?

Why are you always arguing with me?

Take my SUV, go back and get the trailer,

come back, and pick him up.

Not cool, Ellis.

What'd you say?

It's not cool.

You're right, Tommy.

Rishi, you come with us.

Tommy's gonna wait for Pete.

Wait, what?

Why?

- To give you a little time to think about thinking twice

before you open up your fucking mouth again.

Now, after you drop him off,

I want you to take my SUV to my house,

park it in the driveway, lock the door,

put the keys in the mailbox,

and don't you fucking drive like an animal.

I don't want you waking up my neighbors.

You got it?

Got it.

You got it?

Got it.

Let's go.

Hey.

Watch your fucking mouth.

Let's go.

Keys, please.

You put a scratch in it

and I'll shave your fucking head in your sleep, you hear me?

- Junior. - I'm serious.

Come on.

Fuck!

Whoa.

What are you doing?

Who, hey, hey.

Shut up.

Okay.

- Now you went to a house in Queen Anne.

You killed a man and a woman.

There was a girl.

Where is she?

I don't know.

I just send messages.

Good.

That's exactly what I need you to do.

I can memorize it.

No need.

I'll just use your hand.

- What about these bizarre child abductions

all over the metro area?

- Well, ever since this president

weakened our military,

we sent a signal to the world

that they can do whatever they want

and we're just gonna sit down and take it.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

How do you connect the president to this wave of abductions?

If we show weakness,

bad hombres will always use it against us.

Now they want our children.

- What about you, Roger?

What do you think?

- I have to disagree with Martin.

This is not about geopolitics.

This is something darker than that.

Like what?

- I believe we have an alien problem.

You know what?

When we get there, you go.

I'll skip the freak Show.

What?

- I'm not wasting my time talking to tweakers.

- I guess I'll do my fucking job then.

Hey.

Hey.

What?

I'm Detective Santiago.

I'm here to speak to Wendy Osborne

about a missing two year boy.

Oh, oh, yeah.

What?

You find him?

Okay, Wendy,

let me enlighten you about how life works

outside your crank filled hut.

When you call the police,

the police officer responds to the call.

Then he or she takes an initial report.

Then the detective, that's me,

conducts a full investigation

in order to solve the issue at hand.

And unfortunately, that includes asking

a lot of stupid questions to a lot of dopey people.

Can you understand that?

I got it.

Okay.

You said that your son was missing

when you got back from the grocery store, is that correct?

Yeah.

And aside from.

Put it in here.

Yeah, just, just put it anywhere.

Okay.

Are we done?

I, I, I'm, I'm confused.

When you reported your son missing-

It was her.

She did.

She called the fuzz.

That one, she's always up in my shit.

I told her it was none of her goddamn business.

You people are animals.

Oh, you're an animal.

Where's that sweet baby?

You probably pawned him for some smack.

She belongs in jail.

- No, you should get arrested! - No, no, no!

And put in hospice.

You and your dried up cunt can go dry up in jail.

- They're gonna drag you out.

- Oh, you think you're better than everybody.

I think that,

I think I fucking hate people.

It is what it is, I guess.

But what it is, is definitely shit.

So it's gonna be a win.

It's gonna be an easy slash

and Jim and Carol are gonna be really happy.

You did a great job today.

It was a team effort.

Ah, it's Sue, do you mind if I take this?

No, not at all.

Hey, do you want me to order you something?

Coffee, please.

Okay, say hi to the family.

I will, I will.

Hey babe.

Where are you?

- I'm just out to lunch with the boss.

Everything okay?

- You forgot it was early out today.

- Shit, I, I completely forgot.

Is she mad at me?

Everything's good here.

Do you wanna talk to her?

She might be willing to forgive you.

Yes, of course.

Hi Daddy.

- I'm so sorry, I forgot to pick you up today.

That's okay, Daddy.

Were you scared?

Nah, I knew you forgot.

What are you doing?

I'm drawing.

Are you coming to my cheerleading practice?

Honey, I wish I could.

I just have to work really late

and get this done before the weekend.

You're always working.

- How about when I come home tonight,

I will read you a book, not mommy, but daddy?

Okay, bye daddy.

Okay, bye honey.

I love you.

- That's all you get, daddy.