The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

An asteroid?

Astronomer's log.

An asteroid seems to have appeared in our solar system.

I am concerned about its trajectory.

I need to calculate the...

Huh?

A second anomaly?

It's coming right at the Earth with incredible velocity.

I must be looking at...

a UFO?

Come on!

Well, now, who do we have here?

Porky Pig and Daffy Duck.

Walk over to Farmer Jim, boys!

Whoa!

Hoo, woo-hoo!

And so, Gabby Goat kept smiling and dancing.

Gabby was so happy that he--

He decided to play with his friend.

All right. Let 'er rip, Pork-O!

Woo-hoo!

Happy b-b-birthday, Daffy!

Oh, Porky! It's beautiful!

Let's try it out!

Aw, I'm glad you like it.

All right. I know you can do it.

Oh, whoa...

That a boy, Porky!

Your turn now, Daffy.

Huh?

Look, Pa. No training wheels! Woo-hoo!

That is one looney duck.

Oh!

Oink-oink, pig boy!

Huh? Argh!

Eh, D-D-Daffy, are you sure this is a good--

Woo-hoo!

Can I go back to my room now?

Listen here, boys.

The world can be a cruel place.

But as long as you two stick together,

you'll be all right.

Oh, and one more thing.

Don't forget to take care of your home.

Farmer Jim, he's g-g-gone!

It's okay, pal. Let it all out.

Why, hello there, little birdie.

Now let's see what's on the calendar for today.

Annual Home Standards Review?

Oh, I didn't re-re-realize that was today.

I'd better wake up Daffy.

Daffy, wake up.

Wake up, Daffy.

You won't... you won't take me alive...

What are you?

Oh, Daffy. It's...

Daffy, wake up!

The subterranean spider-people are real,

I tell you!

Oh, morning, Porky.

What's with the early wake-up call?

Today's our Annual Home Standards Review.

Ah, yes, the good old Annual Home Standards Review.

What is that again?

We talked about this before.

This is the day when an inspector comes

to make sure our house

is living up to community standards.

Okay.

As long as we're done before

Extraterrestrial Cover-ups comes on TV.

Yeah, well, don't worry.

I made a checklist of everything we need to do.

I think we'll get it done.

Okey dokey, Porky.

Let's get crack-a-lackin'.

Okay, first things first.

Grass must not appear dead and brown.

Check!

Well, we got that covered.

Wooden steps must be free from holes,

and safe to walk on.

That should work.

Check.

Gotta make sure the gutters are fully functional.

And free of sludge.

Yard waste must be--

Eradicated!

Must make sure there are no cracks

on the w-w-walkway.

Daffy, I said no cracks.

Oh! Sorry.

Well, Porky, we're all finished.

Here's to passing this inspection

and living another year just the way we like it.

Yeah, j-j-just the way "we" like it.

Hmm.

Don't worry, chum.

I'll handle this middle-aged busybody.

Hello there, Miss Inspector Lady.

I'm sure you'll find that our humble abode

meets your specifications.

Feel free to inspect as you please.

Hmm? Yes.

I suppose everything seems satisfactory...

with the exception of...

...your roof!

Our roof?

There's a giant hole in our roof!

That is what we call a code violation,

and it breaks the law.

If you do not have a functioning roof

within ten days, this property will be condemned,

seized by the authorities, demolished.

And this ungodly eyesore will be eliminated

from our the perfect neighborhood once and for all!

-Demolished? -What?

You heard right.

No roof, no home.

Gee whiz, she's ruthless.

Well, at least I'm not "roofless."

Good luck...

...losers!

Shoo! Shoo, you lousy birds!

This is horrible.

How did we not notice this giant hole in our roof?

I don't know.

But we can't survive if we lose our home.

What would Farmer Jim think of this?

This will not stand.

We must investigate.

Hmm.

Giant hole. Missing roof.

Uh-huh, mm-hmm.

What's this?

Ew!

Hey, Porkman, what do you make of all this?

It's probably related to the termite problem

we've been putting off.

Yeah, termites explain the hole, all right.

But what about this goo?

Well, that's easy.

We also have a serious m-m-mold infestation.

Oh! I was gonna say inter-dimensional ectoplasm,

but I guess you're right.

Well, here it is,

our entire life savings.

All right!

This should be more than enough.

That is nowhere near enough.

Call me when you two chump-change cheapskates

get your hands on some real money.

Hmph!

Oh, jeez!

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Daffy, calm down.

There is one thing we can do.

Wait for a stimulus check?

No.

Get a job.

A job?

You mean like work?

Yeah, a j-j-job.

That way, we can earn some money

to pay off our roof repair.

But we've never worked a day in our lives.

Well, now is a good time to start.

Besides a little re-re-responsibility

and good old-fashioned hard work might do us good.

Yeah, a job.

There's no possible way

two capable characters like us

could screw that up.

Hey, this paper boy job is a piece of...

It's easy!

And it's about to get even easier,

thanks to my pedal-powered periodical projectile pusher.

-Daffy, I don't think-- -Woo-hoo!

-Daffy, no! -Woo-hoo!

Fired!

Welcome to Beans Brew Coffee.

Can I take your order?

Can I get a medium triple-mocha sugar-free latte,

non-fat, non-dairy, light creamer,

easy ice, upside down, extra whip,

half teaspoon of vanilla sweetener,

a dusting of cinnamon,

a quarter-full, room for milk--

We serve coffee here! What you trying to pull, huh?

Who are you? What are you after anyways?

Are we being filmed?

Fired!

Don't worry, sir.

Our rideshare service

will have you to the airport in no time.

A bottle of water, sir?

Just hop on the landing gear!

It's perfectly safe!

You got this!

Bon voyage!