The Mobfathers (選老頂)

Must you do this? We both work for Jing Hing, man

Do what?

We're the "Water" gang, and you're "Metal", we've nothing in common

Are you losing your mind?

The guy arguing with me, Coffee,

happens to be the head of the "Water" gang

Why are we arguing?

It was all started by his boys and mine

About what? How the hell would I know?

Actually I didn't want to step in that night

But I'm the boss, must keep an eye on my gang...

and my reputation

- Watch what you're saying! - OK!

Every once in a while, some big shot says...

like anybody, certain triads love our country, too

But what's more important is, I think...

like anybody, certain triads love their families, too

Two red lines represent the coming of a baby

Watch out!

Fxxk!

I'm OK, just a scratch!

Many of our men are still out there!

Luke!

Come over here, come on!

Watch him!

I'll go finish them for you

Be careful!

Coffee!

Only one of us can leave in one piece today!

Freeze!

Police!

On your knees!

Look, Chuck!

I'm having a baby!

You're gonna be a father!

I love you!

Had I been told earlier about that,

I wouldn't have gone there

I would run home to her with a take-out

My wife loves sweet soup

We first met at a sweet-soup place

She used to be a popular young model

Her portrait album sold out faster than those fortune-telling books

You could even buy a pillow with her photo on it;

her news was always in the entertainment section

Damn right! She didn't pick a rich kid

She wanted to spend the rest of her life with me! Too bad!

If it wasn't true love, what was it?

Hello?

Another fight?

Mme

Your buttons

It was a friend of mine's birthday last night, there was too much to drink

They had a fist-fight, so their teacher brought them to me

I asked them to shake hands and be friends again

But Chuck Junior pinched Fatty's hand instead

Fatty gave him a big kick back

So they fought again, nobody could stop them

OK...understood!

Like father like son, that was pretty normal

What do you want me to do?

Sorry, Ms. Principal

I understand that mothers are under a lot of pressure

But you should model yourself as a father, too

Set a good example for your son

Actually I'm not Chuck Junior's dad, Ms. Principal

Then how are you related to him?

I'm his dad's brother

Baby brother or big brother?

Uncle

Are you OK, Mme?

What's your position?

Uncle!

Position?

We Jing Hing are subdivided into...

"Metal", "Wood", "Water", "Fire", and "Earth"; five gangs

I'm in charge of "Metal"

If it were a kindergarten,

no doubt the principal has the highest position

But as for the number of kids,

Mine is beyond compare

He's fxxking with you, boss

I saw it

- Let me punch him! - No need!

- It's in now! - What's no no?

Peaceful, rational, no violence, no fxxking bad language

No more fxxking foul mouth

Boss, today's newspaper

Remember!

Triads or not, you must pay attention to what's happening around you,

to keep up with the times

But I hate politics!

You do?

Nowadays, buying groceries in the wet market involves politics, too

Idiot!

They say a JP (Justice of the Peace) is coming today

I'll help with you guys' requests

I've been bullied and beaten less and less...

since you let me join you, boss

I won't forget this

Once my boss, always my boss

Write down the requests!

OK!

Any requests or complaints? Tell me

I have

Yes?

Noble JP, how are you?

Lam is my family name

I request more books in the reading room

- Such as comic books - Comic books?

We're all dying to read the "Teddy-boy" series,

or maybe more fortune-telling books?

One per year is enough

People say "Knowledge changes one's fortune,

and fortune determines one's character"

Also, I request more porno magazines

Such as "Playboy"

On one hand, it would quench our thirst,

on the other hand, we could improve our foreign language skills

I guess you'll have to be more persuasive than that

Well, a person without a sex life...

won't able to learn to respect himself,

not to mention learning to respect others

So we prisoners beat the shit out of each other every day

However, if we were all able to jerk off,

this would be a community of harmony and tolerance

Is that so?

I've done research on that

This newspaper clip is about prisons in Greece

It says, "Prisoners make love in a room set up in prison"

Take a look!

A separate room in prison...

for prisoners to make love with their wives...

is a human right

They've had it since 2005

And us? 2017 will be here soon!

I will seriously consider your request

Many thanks!

Good!

OK!

OK!

A boss should take good care of his boys

The thing is, I've never seen my son...

since his birth

I should take good care of this boy first

I'm thinking of retiring when I'm out of here

Then why do I still keep my gang?

Because if I were all by myself here,

Coffee could get me killed any time

In fact, I've been trying my best to keep a low profile,

as well as staying alert, but at the same time

What do you want?

- To take a pee! - Wait a second!

Don't come near...

I'll stab him!

Sharpened your toothbrush, so cool, eh?

No more shit!

Only one of us can walk out of here alive today!

Don't you have anything new to say, man?

Just kill me, if you wish!

You really hate my guts, don't you?

Only one of us can live to become the Dragon Head...

when we get out anyway

Why would I want to be the Dragon Head?

Hey!

We are even now

The lab report is here

Look at your prostate

This...this...is all cancer cells

Are you fxxking sure about that?

Do you need to double-check your glasses, man?

I have cancer?

No, no! Calm down, please! I know it's hard to accept

I started killing at 14,

became a gang leader at 20

A fortune teller said I would live to 80

How can I have cancer now?

You have one last chance to tell me again. Do I have cancer?

Our son is growing fast

Grade 1 next year

Do you know any big shots...

who can write him a letter of recommendation?

Would a shady businessman do?

I mean Cai, the one I used to help smuggle tobacco

He lives in Repulse Bay!

I mean for a prestigious school!

A JP

A JP who visits here is quite willing to listen to me

Wonder when I'll see her next?

He has learned to walk, to run, and to swear, right?

All his bad habits came from you. He fights all the time!

Does he win, or lose?

Winning fights is no big deal

His father is never with him

His school principal often asks to talk with me

Let's not talk about our son anymore

Let me take a good look at you

OK!

You're very pretty today!

I want to see your "balls" (meaning tits)