Deadtime Stories

Okay, I know you guys are in here somewhere

so quit clowning around.

If you think you're gonna scare me, it's not gonna happen!

Guys?

Hello?

Hello?

Get outta the house! Now!

No.

You get out of the closet!

The sauna!

Correct! Gotcha!

Okay, you guys are good.

So I'm guessing you guys are in for a scary story tonight?

Yeah and it better be a good one too!

Which means it better be a Deadtime story!

Come on, would I bring you anything less?

Yes!

But I do have a question for you guys though,

how do you feel about clowns?

Not so good.

They kinda freak me out.

Well that's exactly what you're in for, clowns!

Well, one clown really.

One spooky, scary, freaky clown named Giggles.

Who's Giggling Now?

I'm guessing that has to be Giggles.

What does he do?

I don't know, but I'm guessing

you might want to buckle your seat-belts for this ride.

Are you guys ready to be scared?

Yeah!

Let's do this thing!

Whoa, okay.

Chapter one.

Nancy Patanski was cursed and she knew it.

In fact, Nancy was beginning to think

that if she didn't have bad luck,

she wouldn't have any luck at all.

She was supposed to be at the mall

having fun with her friends,

but instead, Nancy was about to spend her Saturday

trapped like a rat in a killer clowns house.

Her only saving grace was that her friend Kyra David

agreed to skip the mall and spend the night with her.

For a fee.

I can't believe we're actually gonna babysit

in the killer clowns house.

Tell me about it,

I can't believe my mother actually did this to me.

Are you nervous?

About what?

Babysitting for people I don't know?

No, about being in the killer clowns house.

It's not like the guys living in there any more,

he's been dead for years.

I know, but it's still creepy.

It's just a house

Yeah, a killers house!

That only crazy people would want to live in.

My mom says the family

that lives there now is really nice.

Like that makes a difference, they could still be crazy.

True.

So how much are they paying us?

A lot. After all, we're probably risking our lives

babysitting in that house.

Man, you really are a basket-case.

I'm just messing with you, really.

We're getting 50 bucks.

Well, that works!

I probably would risk my life for that.

1313? For real?

Yup, must be my lucky number.

Well, at least it doesn't look scary.

Well, not from the outside anyway.

You're so easy.

Mrs Kendall?

You must be Nancy.

I hope you don't mind my friend Kyra

came alone with me today.

Not at all, your mom said you might be

bringing a friend, I'm just so glad you girls

could do this for me on such short notice.

Your mom is a lifesaver, come on in.

So I'm thinking that it should

be a fairly easy night for you girls,

Danny's a really good kid, totally laid back,

pretty much self-sufficient.

So let me introduce you to him first

and then I'll show you the rest of the house.

Danny, say hello to Nancy and Kyra.

This is what you can expect from him

for the rest of the night.

You couldn't pry him away from that game

even if you wanted to.

It's a new one and he's totally addicted.

Danny! Say hello to Nancy and Kyra,

they're gonna be hanging out with you tonight.

Hey

Hey.

Okay, I expect you to be nice to these girls, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Come on, let's go look at the important rooms in the house,

like the kitchen and TV room.

There's some salad and pizza in the fridge for later,

and if you wouldn't mind putting some wet food down

for Winky our cat, I'd appreciate it.

She tends to be skittish around people,

so chances are you won't see much of her.

No problem.

And we're huge movie fans,

so there's a ton of DVDs that you can watch if you want.

Great.

I can't believe you're making me watch

a Deadtime story in this house.

It's not like the house is haunted,

so could you please just shut up!

I've been through this already.

I'm telling you, we saw this one on TV.

No, we didn't.

This is the movie version, it has a lot more stuff in it.

Just chill out.

Mama, mama!

You know what's even creepier than talking dolls?

What?

Killer clowns.

Well that was freaky.

Who is it?

I don't know

Get out of my house!

Call the cops, we've got to get out of this house!

Wait.

Stop freaking out, it's only Jacob.

You're such a jerk.

Gotcha good.

No, you got her good.

So you gonna let me in or what?

Where are you?

Outside.

He's such a jerk.

He's probably at the mall laughing his butt off.

Hey, let me in!

You can't stay, I'll get in trouble.

I don' intend to.

I just had to see the inside of this place for myself.

You almost gave me a heart attack you jerk!

No, Henry Howard Froam almost gave you a heart attack.

I thought the killer clowns name was

Giggles the Perfect Clown?

It was, but his real name was Henry Howard Froam.

I can't believe how nice this place is.

I thought it as gonna be all creepy and stuff.

Sorry you're dissappointed, now go!

I guess it makes sense though,

the guy was like an accountant or something during the day

which is why it took forever for the cops to catch him.

I thought he was a circus clown.

No, not a real one.

He only dressed up like one to go to the fairs

and carnivals and stuff to find his victims.

And when he wasn't pretending to be Giggles,

he was just a regular guy with a lot of dark secrets.

Maybe some of them are hidden in...

here!

What do you think you're doing?

I'm just looking,

who knows what we might find in this house.

Are you nuts, this isn't your house

and it isn't the killer clowns house anymore either,

it's the Kendall's house and I'm in charge of it!

Come on Nancy, stop being such a bed bug,

I'm not gonna mess anything up!

No, you're not, 'cause you're leaving.

The house tour is over.

Don't you want to see if you can find

where Henry Howard Froam hid his Giggles the Clown stuff?

The cops never found it all, you know.

Is that true?

I doubt it.

It is true,

and I bet it's still hidden in here somewhere.

What if we could find just one thing

that belongs to Giggles the Killer Clown?

We'd be rich!

Crazy people buy that stuff on the internet all the time.

Nice try, but forget it.

Door or window?

Bye bye

But Jacob didn't go,

instead he went around the side of the house

to check out the rest of the property

while he still had a chance.

And that's when he spotted the outside door to the garage,

the garage where Henry Howard Froam dressed up like Giggles.

Not good.

I'm thinking you're right.

So Jacob was telling the truth?

About what?

About the cops not finding all the Giggles stuff?