The Crazy Companies (最佳損友)

SORRY SIR

I want to see Tsui Ting Kwai?

I am his uncle!

You want to see Tsui Ting Kwai?

He is in the make-up room!

Look at this!

Ah Sun!

- What? - We will have bad images!

Extras are like this, take it easy!

Tell me who the good guy is?

Of course the Europeans!

But which one?

The one in the vest!

What's the name?

Sylvester Stallone!

Sylvester Stallone!

Sylvester Stallone!

YOU, Come here!

- Me? - He is calling you!

YOU, Come here!

He is calling you!

- ME? - Yes.

ME?

Try...

Try...

Are you alright?

It wasn't in the script!

But we need the money, take it easy!

Chinese fool!

- Are you alright? - You...

It's all because of money!

Watch out! Don't ever go to China Town!!

Kwai!

Uncle, why are you here?

I am here to look for you!

How is the old Dad?

He died last week!!

Forget the past, he was your old dad!

He asked me to look for you!

And you work with your step-brother.

You're together to work business!

I won't, I have struggled for 20 years!

It's better in Hong Kong, Kwai!

Did his dad leave him legacy?

Not much!

But the business goes down-hill!

The loss in stock!

Expenses on funeral!

It leaves around 8 to 10 billion!

Hong Kong dollars?

U.S. dollars!

That's good!

Chinese fool, more practice!

You, stop here!

You, American fool!

Screw You!

Good...

Uncle, you go first, I meet you next week!

"Bad Friend No. 1 - Bad Temper - Feng"

Go away, I was here first, fuck!

Father!

What do you want to confess?

I only want to know if you can help!

Say it then!

I am Frank, I swear a lot!

I've just been promoted to security manager, I want to behave!

That's good, God will help you!

Of course he has to help me, asshole!

If you want to swear!

You use the names of fruit!!

Then you won't swear again!

Fruit's name?

Banana damn you!

Right?

Yes, Recite the bible 3 times, you'll be safe.

I won't!

But say thank you to God for me!

What are you staring at?

He won't be saved, damn!

In the name of father and the son and the holy gods!

Who is dead?

My husband!

Let me see!

How old?

47!

That's not too bad, he should not live this long!

He should be dead before 40!

How can you say so?

I was right!

And your husband would die because of you!

If not, you'll die before him

I want to see you boss!

I am the Boss!

You Dad? Discount for you!

Something quick, $2930!

The service is for 2 days!

A Mum & a Nun will do service too!

Deluxe coach for transport!

And lucky draw as well!

I want my dad to have the best in his funeral!

What a waste!

You don't look like him,

Think it over!

In case you are not his son!

Are you alright, manager?

I am alright!

I hurt him with my eye! He looks more miserable than me.

"Bad Friend No. 2 - Bad Speaking - Kei"

"Work in progress"

O.K.!

Let's go!

Go!

Sir!

"Bad Friend No. 3 - Dirty Thinking - Chiu"

Sorry!

- Good morning! - Good morning!

Lucky I am not late!

Be quick, or we'll be framed!

Miss Li!

Kimmy, it says Virgos will have romance!

You're dream lover may come today!

Forget it, my stomach has been upset!

Be careful you may fart in the lift!

Mind your words!

I'm sorry, I'm no well!

What happened?

Two of you are late, according to the company rules your day salary get deducted half.

We're not late for work!

It's 9:00AM on your watch!

I put it two minutes behind purposely!

Damn old devil, I have to share the inheritance with my half brother.

But I can send him back to the states to eat hot dogs.

Uncle, whisky on rock?

How come Kwai is still not here?

Fu, do you know what's happening?

Someone is going to share your assets!

And you still look happy!

Uncle, we are brothers!

And Kwai was doing fine in New York.

Not as good as you!

Mr Tsui, a Tsui Ting Kwai waits for you!

Ask him to come!

I am here already!

Brother!

Uncle!!

Are you alright?

Did you get face cramps?!

I was really moved by you!

We meet at last after 20 years!

Dear brother, my dear brother!!

Brotherhood!

Brotherhood!

Stop that, will you, sit down!

We started off selling coffins!!

And every one has to begin from the bottom!

I had been an office boy!

We have to know the staff's needs.

And treat them, well!

The staff help us to get rich!!

I know, what do you want me to do?

Report to the head of office boys!

You are on probation for 6 months!

If you can do it, half of the firm is yours!

But if you don't behave!

You better go back to the states!

- General manager! - General manager!

Sit!

Well, you are of the sales office, security and E & M!

The 3 worst staff of the company!

All female staff have to watch their male friends.

That's funny, there's not many divorce among friends.

The worst was to trade his wife as a whore!

What do you want to say?

I want you to be office boys!

What's the reason?

But triple the salary!

Did I hear what you said?

You are assured of job & spending!

You will never be fired!

The firm will pay for your expenses!

We have to be careful!!

Your job is to be a bad companion!

Turn my brother to be a villain!

Your brother?

He is an office boy, by the name Kwai!

Only 3 of you know the fact!

I want him to be real bad!

As bad as possible!

That's why female staff are scared of us!

Our principle is to stay single!

Mind your words!

The prize is $300,000!

Report to Yan right away!

Forget about your past!

I am famous of my impartiality!

So, behave yourselves & be good!

I hate your bad breath!

I'll smack you if you don't behave!

I'll never say anything bad about you!

Things like sexual assault!