Last Ride

Hey, are these lights on?

Uh, yeah.

Cool.

Why have you got cameras on your helmet?

- Well, you were the only person who saw my stack.

Oh my God, yeah, it was a mess.

- Yeah, well, if I ever stacked it like that

again, I want it to be on film.

You could put it on YouTube.

Yeah?

- Yeah, I reckon you'd get fucking 1,000 hits for that.

Well that's the idea, you know.

That's why I got 'em.

- Isn't the idea to stay on your bike and not fall off?

Oh, is that the point, is it?

James, Claire!

Hey, Del, let's go.

Yo, yo, yo, let's go. Hi, man.

Get going.

Whoa.

Couldn't stop.

Hey, Matt.

Glad you made it.

Good.

Hey buddy.

Hello.

Thanks for showing up.

You were pretty fashionably late.

- I was giving you head start, I thought.

What's been happening?

Oh you know, same old, same old.

You know what?

Holding up on the knee.

You really look like shit.

Thanks, man, thanks.

Your mother looks like shit.

PJ!

Hi, dude, how's it going?

Good, how's it hanging?

Yeah, good.

What's the go with the camera, man?

- You know, I wanted to make sure I get it

on film when you stack it later.

Okay.

I'm pretty sure it's for him.

I'm not gonna stack it.

- Yeah, I think once every three rides, man.

And you end up on the ground.

Bianca.

Hello. How are you doing?

Good.

Aaron!

Hey man, how's it going?

Good. Good to see

the wife let you out this weekend.

Hey wait a minute.

I'm the boss.

She makes all the decisions.

That's how it works.

Seriously, it's great to get out away from the office.

Away from the, yeah, away from the missus.

Ball and chain, go on, say it.

Yeah, yeah, ha, ha, ha.

Yeah.

Hey ya.

- Hey, how are you? - Good.

I heard you were coming out.

Yeah, haven't seen you out.

Haven't seen you out for a little while.

I know. I'm back.

Good to see.

Yeah.

Very good to see.

How's your injury?

Ah, getting there.

I mean, this is the first time out.

It feels all right so far.

Yes.

Loving this.

Haven't we wasted enough time already?

I don't know.

You're the one who was at the back.

Whoa!

Kind of a dirty look.

Well, eh.

Where's my PJ?

Woo! Coming up behind.

There's a surprise.

So you having a good perv there?

Ha, so were you.

Yeah, she's a good sport.

Slow it down, maybe.

I'll keep that in mind.

A bit dusty.

All right, thanks everyone for coming

to my last ride.

Thanks to Del for the helmets.

Making us inconspicuous as possible.

No problem, guys.

That wasn't my doing.

Everyone knows I'm not the sentimental type,

but obviously Del is.

But no, seriously.

Everyone knows that, well for those of you

who don't know, I'm about to tell you anyway.

I just had a baby.

He's only two months old so I'm gonna take

some time off spend some quality time with her, so.

Thank god!

She saved us.

- I don't think I'll be missing your ugly mugs

but I think I will miss riding a little bit.

But anyway, off to PJ who's gonna tell us

where we're going today, I think.

- Okay. - Peej.

- Yup. - Boo.

So basically we've got a choice.

Either we take this path down here

which takes us down the west end into Devil's Wilderness.

Oo!

Ba, ba, bum, certain death.

Or we can take the path up this way.

It's a bit more narrow but not as hilly.

Going down this way gets a bit, uh.

Yeah, I don't know.

I came here a few weeks ago

and we went down there and it was a bit sketchy.

- Narrow and hilly reminds me of James' ex girlfriend.

I say we go that way.

James has already been there.

Oh my God.

Okay, let's go.

Let the banter begin.

New shirt, that's nice.

All right, let's go, guys!

- This? - Yeah.

Steve got it for me.

Oh yeah, how's that going?

- Mm, I don't know how much longer I'll be wearing it for.

Oh no!

See you guys soon.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey, how are you?

It looks like you wanted

to say something else back there?

About Matt?

Yeah.

- Um, does it have to be something good or something honest?

It can't be both.

It's for the record.

Um, no.

Oh. Yeah,

I thought you guys ended, like, amicably.

Um, short version.

We broke up seven months ago

and now he's got a two month old baby.

Oh shit.

Yeah, it doesn't.

- Oh, I hadn't done the math on that before.

I did.

- Well, I'm glad you came out today, anyway.

I mean, I'm kind of surprised that you would then.

Yeah, well, didn't come for him.

I came to see other people.

Yeah.

All right, let's go.

Woo.

Woo!

Del, what the hell's going on?

Dude, I don't know.

PJ said she got bitten by something

and then Matt ran it over.

I don't know what the big fuss is all bout.

It looks fatal.

It is fatal!

It's pretty deep.

Somebody get a bandaid.

Yeah, yeah. It's in my bag.

I'll be over there.

I reckon you've just got any excuse

to get Claire on her knees in front of you, eh?

No, it's pretty painful.

I had one like that.

Oh man.

When I was five!

That is nasty.

There is way too much blood going on there.

That's worse than I thought.

Wow, are you all right?

Do you want some blood, man?

Do you want some blood, eh?

- Oh yeah. - Squeamish?