Akhiyon Se Goli Maare

Thomson!

Thomson!

I have told you a hundred times..

..it's no use shooting at his poster.

Just relax - What relax, what relax Jerry.

He's taken over our flea-market business that's worth millions.

This two-bit man is now the Uncrowned king of Mumbai.

Now even the police are on a look out for us..

..that man has falsely indicted us in the drugs case.

He even forced us to run away from there and come to Singapore.

Pal, shall I tell you something?

Fate and time aren't loyal to anyone.

This misfortune would soon be a thing of the past.

Everything will be all right.

Everything will be all right, pal.

You just have to be a little patient.

We'll soon regain control over flea-market when the right times.

Jerry, how long will we have to wait for that?

When will the time come?

It's already four years since we came here.

Do you remember the elections there?

Candidates would give us millions of rupees.

The people were so scared of us that..

..they used to give their votes to just our candidate.

The elections are happening again.

But this time, we won't get the money..

..he will be the one to get the money.

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

What kind of a person is Bhangari?

Sir, Bhangari is one of the most notorious goons in this area.

He controls all the 9,000 votes in this area.

This area is under his control.

But Thomson and Jerry would control this area earlier, wouldn't they?

Bhangari threatened them and forced them to leave.

Really? What's his full name? - Topichand Bhangari.

Did he sell topis (caps) before? - No, he'd swindle the people.

All right, what does he do now?

He deals in stolen goods.

This area is under his control.

The people around here tremble at the mere mention of his name.

Let's see.

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

This is his shop.

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

Why is he trembling?

What did you say?

Babu Maska, is he a goon?

No. He was earlier. He's a politician.

Oh, really?

Power-hungry monster.

Just come a bit near and see it for yourself.

Oh, it is the weight reduction belt?

I have also got something that makes people disappear from face of the earth.

Oh, really? - Want to see?

This is it. - Oh, Lord! - Don't worry.

Uncle, they don't know that this is a toy gun.

But if their ignorance helps, then why should we worry?

Get lost. Get to work.

Tell me, how can I help you?

I have heard a lot about you.

I am a man worth all those praises.

I can put someone in the high-office while I can kick out the other one.

Tell me, how can I help you?

I want you to help me defeat the other candidate.

Not possible. He has already given me half a million.

Even I can give you that.

Really? Take it, boy.

Here. - One minute. One minute.

How can I be sure that people here will listen to you?

So you don't trust me? - No.

You idiot! - Will he beat me? - Listen, mister.

I won't beat you.

Come with me, I'll prove it to you.

Come. Let's go.

Be prepared for a miracle.

What's the matter, Bhangari?

Anything wrong?

Should I bring the sword or the gun?

Do you want me to come there?

Did you see that?

Nothing. Just cast your votes for this Chor (thief).

It's not just Chor.. it's Chorge.

Oh, so you are gay too? - Yes.

Where is it? I could only read Chor..

Oh, is it? Anyway, he's Chorge. Give him your votes.

Hello - Enough of that.. stop it now.

You can't fool the public. Now give me the money.

Take this. - Give it to me.

Okay. now you can leave.

Vote for Chorge! Vote for Chorge!

Uncle, you accepted money from both the parties.

But who will win? - None of them.

The third party has given me 2.5 million.

That party will win. - What are you saying?

Right. - No wonder, you have so many enemies.

But isn't my bank balance increasing too?

I just think you are nearing your doom.

I'm scared, Uncle.

But why? - What if someone tries to shoot you?

That's why you are here with me. - What can I do?

If someone shoots me, then I'll just push you forward.

What?! - Of course.

Is that why you have kept me here?

I've not kept you here on charity.

Deposit this money in the bank soon.

Get lost from here.

I don't know, but why?

I'll reach there on time.

Promise you.

What are you planning to wear? I'll be in the Pink outfit.

I'll call you later, bye. Okay.

Daddy! Good that you came.

Why? - I need some money.

Money? But I don't have change.

Not change, Daddy. I need at least Rs.50,000.

Rs.50000?! Are you going to buy the whole market?

No, it's my friend's engagement party today.

I want to purchase a nice gift for her.

Just give Rs. 5 in an envelope.

Daddy, stop being such a miser.

I am still wearing these old rags.

Okay. Is she your close friend?

Yes. - Is it necessary to give her a gift?

Please! - Okay. I'll give it to you.

It's not my money either.

Take this. - What book is this?

This is the cheque book of our bank.

What kind of a cheque book is this?

There's a new bank in Mungfali Lane.

Bhai Bhai Co-operative Bank.

All the top criminals have their account in that bank.

Even I have an account in that bank.

Anyone can forge signatures and withdraw money from such banks.

Shut up. Signatures are not valid there.

Then what? - This is what will work.

There you go.

Give me the cheque.

Here it is.

You can go now. - But you have not filled in the amount.

Five fingers mean Rs.50,000.

And what if I need Rs.100,000?

Then use all the ten fingers. - What if it's more than that?

Then you use your legs.

What if it's even more than that?

Then you go to the bank, take out your knife, your work is done.

Really! - Want to try?

No. - Get lost!

But today's Sunday.

This bank is open only on Sundays.

What about the other days? - It remains closed.

Go now. - Bye. Dad.

How much did you give her now?

How much is this? - 50,000?!

You will spoil her at this rate.

Why are you so angry?

She's our only daughter.

I earn money just for her sake.

I'll loot others and fulfil all her wishes.

She won't ever get a suitable match if she continues like this.

Who needs a suitable match?

I'm in search of worst of the families.

A family where a few are absconding.

Where the children are no less than tramps.

And my son-in-law should be a bigger crook than me.

Oh, my God! You just got saved, boy.

You got saved for a minute.

Whose son are you? You would have been dead!

Her?

Excuse me. - Yes. - Is he your son?

What's this nonsense? Can't you take care of your own children?

But whose child is this?

Mine. - You? - Any doubts?

No, but your wife is too pretty for a man like you.

This has become a routine in India.

We husbands spend so much on our wives that we become paupers.

How dare you? - Don't you say a word..

You can't even take care of your son.

He would have been killed in an accident.

But.. - No problem. I still have eight more kids.

Eight more? Sounds impossible, but it may be possible.

What are you talking about?

You don't seem to be a mother of eight kids, but you never know.

You idiot. I've been trying to tell.. - Excuse me. Isn't she your wife?

No, not at all. - Where's your wife?

She's with the remaining eight kids. - Go there, stay with her.

I am so sorry.

I knew such a beautiful girl can never be like that.

Would you please excuse me? - Of course.

But I would like to meet you again. My name is Raj Oberoi and yours?

It's okay. But why are you shouting?

Don't shout. Relax. Chill out.

I know you are beautiful.

It's okay. Relax. It's okay, you're beautiful.

I mean, you are, but.. relax.

I thought that I heard it wrong.

Then he said.. mother of eight children.

He said that and you just didn't react?

I was really angry, but I ..

He must have apologised.