Almost Married

We did it! We arrived!

Stop the fire.

Stop the fire! - Fuck!

Jesus Christ!

Where's our clothes?

Where's the damn clothes? - It's the wrong refuge.

Shelter wrong? - I drew the wrong map.

Jarvis, goddamn criminal!

It should be the other.

What else?

That there.

Damn bastard! I WILL reventaste finger!

Fuck!

Hey, Jarvis, wear the mask, bloody idiot!

Fuck! It's broken! - No no no.

Without the masks on, they can not shoot.

Stop the fire!

Marshall, masks are broken!

Do not be chicken, Kyle.

They can not shoot us.

You could lose an eye.

What do you prefer, losing an eye or the balls?

How did you think this was a good idea?

It will be a funny memory.

They are bullshit.

Alert!

Do you have ammunition? - A bit.

Give them to me and I cover.

Fuck off! You should have covered my last time!

I did. - You ran away, dammit!

No, he was defending the front. - Yes?

You could defend there,

clothes grab-and back defending him!

I will not let me shoot. You're the one who marries!

Let's go together.

Agree.

Let's go together.

Ready? - Yes.

I'll edit it for the wedding.

I'll put music.

I will add huge balls like mine.

Here's Butch Cassidy!

Butch Cassidy.

What's wrong?

Enjoying the relief of a good leak.

It feels so good, sometimes bids over the odds, right?

It happens frequently.

Not that, man.

It felt a little weird.

Like ... you burn.

Did you use one of these?

I will drink something while you try.

When you are ready.

Take your time.

I tomándotelo easy, right?

Shut up!

Hear this.

Falls! Flowing again!

How do you feel?

As something sharp, like nettles.

Nettle?

Seriously, dude, I know what you mean. You must have lice.

Burns like hell.

Be strong.

It does not burn. Shit, yeah burning!

We've all been there, man.

We've all been there.

"Sexual Health Clinic"

Genital herpes.

It is dangerous.

Very dangerous.

What are you complaining about?

From this.

This waiting room is not like in my day.

They get in trouble putting together all these ...

sexual predators.

I think shag is the last thing they are thinking.

F-638, please.

Yes, I'd forgotten.

Here you're just a number.

As in jail. - Would you like to wait in the van?

The latter was not bad.

In fact, it was good, pretty good.

I would give.

Is that what you came? To pick up women in a sexual health clinic?

It's a place as any.

What fucking way? - First, you obviously enjoy love.

It's obvious.

Second, not all are sick like you.

Almost all are clean, with seal of approval.

Pornstars, for example, require regular checkups,

a general medical examination.

And you ensure a clean copy. - Exactly.

The latter looked clean.

Perhaps a vaginal infection, but no big deal.

A vaginal infection. Do you feel it?

And.

CF-3330, please. - What does he have?

Beard and a bald head.

You must have genital warts, a recurring event.

And beyond?

Gonorrhea and vaginal infection.

And them?

Be seated, please.

That's easy.

Why?

They go together, right?

Y?

We also. - Yes, but gays.

They may think the same of us.

Even you're my boyfriend.

But I'm not gay.

Yes, you might think you have AIDS.

I'm not a gay fucking!

I was not talking about him.

I like the homosexuals.

I'll wait in the van. - Yes.

Do you remember having used this? Then use this!

Chlamydia. Now easy to open packages

HIV What if it were you?

MY BOYFRIEND I catch AIDS I just avoided a pregnancy

It shows signs of infectious nodules. We will prescribe some antibiotics.

You will have their results within a week.

Chlamydia: The silent disease damage to testes and ovaries

Shit!

You will not believe the day I've had.

Hi.

What do you do?

Swim alone...

You look guilty. - No.

Were you looking at porn?

No.

¡No!

And so? Something you did. I realize.

Yes, he was watching porn, yes.

I was not pajeando.

I do not care if you pajeas. But do not lie to me.

You were drinking.

I said I had a bad day.

Ask happened.

What happened?

First, Mark continues to press me for the contract.

He's a jerk. - It is not.

Okay, it's not. And in second place?

The DJ has two applications on 18 July.

Well, you move the other to another day.

He really is an idiot.

What did you say to him?

I no longer want anything.

It will be difficult to find another in such a short time.

We have a couple of months.

And it made me think ...

That maybe...

We can compose a rap about our plans.

Nerd. - Is not it strange that we have not thought before?

I have enough, avoiding lawsuits in my family,

Jarvis does not offend everyone and ...

Vegans do not eat the crap they can not eat.

I will not make music too.

So the music would have a real meaning for us.

Can you do it for me.

It's okay!

Really?

Yes And you can help.. - No.

You put the music.

My contribution will be in the bedroom. You can enjoy a preview.

Listens...

Lydia, I ...

I'm not in the mood.

But you just porn.

Yeah, but ...

Then show me. Show me what you looked.

No.

Please, I want to see.

You do not want to see that. - Yes, I want! Please let's go.

I can not.

Do not feel ashamed. We have seen porn.

I really can not.

Why?

You would not like.

Why?

It was porn dwarfs.

¿Porno dwarf?

Yeah, like porn goblins.

Are you serious?

I was curious.

You make me sick.

Well, it was ... More fun than erotic!

Damn idiot, Jarvis! - Maybe you need another hand!

Is my fucking sandwich?

What will I eat for lunch?

How many "C" is in "action" - Two?

It does not fit with two. It is wrong.

Who is dyslexic, you or me?

You I have one.

Three letters, starts with "V", ends with "H".

Sexually transmitted disease.

VAH ... VUH ... - Almost you complete the panel?

Only missing a hand, Dave.

I need the van to bring a yogurt to Scotland.