Orphan Black

Okay, Rachel. Let's begin.

I'm going to flash the light on your eye. Now off.

On.

-Now off. -Yes, I've gleaned the pattern.

Thank you.

-Any discomfort to report? -No.

-Restricted motility? Unusual discharge? -No.

It looks like Pluto.

Pluto isn't even a planet, you know. It's a runt, like your eye.

That's not very nice.

How would you like if I teased you about your...

malformed leg?

I wouldn't let it bother me.

You say that...

but you don't get to decide what bothers you or not.

That's why it bothers you.

Like our friend Ira, here.

Follow the pen, please.

I can see it's still quite photosensitive.

You've been away.

What makes you say that?

You've missed three consecutive treatments...

reinforcing my suspicion that wherever we are is somewhat isolated.

A day's journey out and back.

She thinks you went to fetch Professor Duncan.

Locked in this room for six weeks without a single visit.

- When can I expect her? - You shouldn't expect anything.

I'm going to apply a small amount of Neomycin--

Yes, I know the process.

And you're a pale shade of CASTOR, aren't you?

Your brothers may be lackeys, but at least they're men.

As I have never met them, I don't carry the same...

antipathy towards my siblings as you.

Chin, please.

I know Susan's back.

She's watching us right now.

No one is watching.

Ew, pigment treatment. I hate this part.

It's what's necessary for her eye to look normal again.

Now that the tomb door has been opened,

my cave spiders can take their rightful place in the unholy depths.

Your role, fair Syndrael.

Your mum'll be up soon.

They never tell me when things are bad.

But I always know.

- Holy cow. - What's it doing to me?

Uh, it looks like it's latched on.

You see that? There's some kind of attaching mechanism.

Is it penetrating the maxillary artery?

What... what does that mean? Penetrating the artery.

Why would it do that?

- I mean... - We'd be guessing.

So guess. What's it doing to me?

Oh... it looks like there's some non-organic core.

See that, in the tissue? That could hold a payload.

Well, it's not a tracking device.

At least not primarily. It's way too over-built for that.

And it must produce some anaesthetic, like a leech when it latches on.

That's why she doesn't feel it.

What does it do?

- I'm sorry, Sarah. - I'm...

Without further study, there's no way of knowing.

-This one's igneous.

This one's sedimentary.

Did you learn that in your online courses?

- Mmm-hmm. - Lucky you.

I'm not allowed a computer...

much less a window to the world.

What's "Adam's rib"?

An archaic religious reference.

Where did you hear that?

I knew you were back.

Hello, Rachel.

Good. Look at you. That is demonstrable progress.

You can go to hell.

If I can't find MK, I need to find this Dizzy guy.

-Who now? -The guy who showed me the video.

Maybe he knows how to take it out without killing me.

Listen to me. I have reached out.

We are going to find a doctor who can remove it.

But you have to get some rest. When did you last get any sleep?

I need to tell Fee.

Okay. At least I know where to find you there.

Sarah, if Felix wants to search for his blood family,

we have to support him.

I can't think about that right now.

Let's see if you can stand up to the power of Lord Merick Farrow.

You still with me?

-Kira, what are you doing?

- This game is stupid. - Kira!

Hey, what's going on here?

I knocked over the game.

- You did? - It was just an accident.

Hey, you behave, all right? I've got a lot to do today.

I'll be back soon. Yeah, sorry.

S is downstairs if you need her.

Ah! Do you have to go so deep?

Honey, if I don't go deep, I'm not gonna feel anything.

Um, yeah. You're gonna wanna get all the way to the back,

right behind the wisdom tooth.

Well, I'm definitely pretty far back there.

-Ugh.

Okay, uh, now slide your finger down into the cheek.

Anything there?

Honey, honey. Be still. Be still.

Nope. Feels normal. Both sides.

God! What... what is that godforsaken thing?

Is it harming Sarah?

Uh, apparently Neolutionists get them, like, voluntarily.

Some kind of research device maybe.

Biometric data collection? We just... We don't know.

Wait, they're in Neolutionists?

According to Sarah's contact, yeah.

If you had one to study, would that be helpful?

Invaluable. Yeah, why?

Just thinking out loud.

Ali, we are not gonna exhume the dead guy in our garage.

That is a haywire plan.

Donnie, my sister has a robot maggot in her face.

You tell me what the solid plan is.

Exactly. Now go rent a jackhammer.

-Maybe we should just buy one.

Felix?

Hey!

-Hi! -Who are you?

Oh, you're expecting Felix.

I'm sorry.

My brain's a little... splat! You know?

Yeah, he said he had a hook-up. He must've pulled the trigger.

I just gotta find my bag.

Uh, mind you, I was picturing a fat-legged man wearing Crocs.

No offence. It's just how y'all look where I come from.

It is molly that we're getting?

-Uh... -You know what? It don't matter.

I'm not that choosy this time in the morning.

Here we are.

All right... how much do I owe you, honey?

Who are you?

Why are you going through Felix's stuff?

Wow, you are protective for a drug dealer.

- You don't see that very often. - Adele...

- It's kind of weird. - ...you should see

how crisp it looks outside. It's like...

-Oh, shit. -What's this all about, then?

Sarah, this is Adele. This is my biological sister.

- Hi. - This is my foster sister.

Oh, Sarah.

Oh...

I'm such a half-wit.

Oh, of course, you're Sarah. Wow!

You don't happen to be a drug dealer, too, do you?

-Not any more. No. -Oh, okay.

That would've been too handy. Well, this calls for a celebration.

Actually, Adele, I need to talk to my brother privately,

-if you wouldn't mind. -Uh-huh. Absolutely. Yeah.

Two. What?

What is wrong with you?

What? I told you that I was gonna look for my family.

-I didn't know you'd met her. -She is so bloody cool, okay?

You are gonna think she's amazing.

She's a lawyer. Or she was.

But there's some kind of, like, disbarment situation

-or something, so she-- -How high are you right now?

Quite, I'd say, if I had to put a number to it.

-Why? -Well, something came up,

so tell her you need to rain check.

No, I will not.

It's important, Fee.

Well, this might come as a shock to you, but this is important to me, too.

This is a profound moment for me.

How do you even know she's your sister? She's probably a Neolutionist plant.

- Adele, what's your favourite colour? - Red.

- What's your favourite drink? - Oh, this one's nice.

You ever had sex for material gain?

Who hasn't? Come on.

I can see you're upset. I get it. But this means a lot to me,

and frankly, I'm not just gonna drop all my shit yet again

because you're short a sidekick.

Then you can piss off.

Great. You too, then.

Uh... here.

Thank you, Donnie Hendrix.

Hey, um, I need you to watch the kids for a few hours.

Alison and I have a project in the garage.

-What is project? -Nothing for you to worry about.

Sarah won't answer my calls. I can help with trouble.

Well, sometimes your kind of help

isn't the kind that's needed. Know what I mean?

Uh... just gestate and watch the kids.

And nobody goes in the garage. Clear?

Like crystals.

Great.

Hey, why don't we close that fridge door?

All right. Who the hell are ya?

I just wanna talk. Can I come in?

You stole my phone.

I brought it back.

I'm Sarah. I'm MK's sister.

Didn't mean to lie. I just was trying to find her.

Yeah.