Lords of Dogtown

I'm gonna rip your head off!

Donnie...

...you're not in Vietnam.

Man, you scared the shit out of me.

Yeah, take my board. Yeah.

-Hey, Mom. -Hi, baby.

Hey!

Morning.

You're going to schooI today, right, Tony?

Don't worry about it, Dad. I'm just gonna get wet.

I don't want my son to be a ditchdigger.

I got him, Dad, okay?

Don't ever go outside dressed Iike that again.

One, two, three.

Yeah!

-It's big today. -They're there, huh?

That's Skip charging.

Shit, dude.

It's judgment day, boys. Let's paddIe.

You broads aren't surfing now.

I ain't surfing no sIoppy seconds.

You're working rat patroI, mop top.

Jay, you're on parking-Iot detaiI. Keep it IocaI.

And you, PeraIta, the boneyard.

I don't want our boards hitting a piIing.

I better not see any dings.

If you wanna surf the cove, you gotta earn it.

Look at that right.

I got it, Chino.

Hey, here.

Hey, you shouId get out, man.

Let's go, brother. Get out there.

VaIs!

What the fuck?

Go back to the VaIIey, kooks!

Are you guys Iost or what?

-This is private. -You're not the Iaw.

Go back to the VaIIey, you kooks!

-No VaIs. -Get out of here, man.

-No. -LocaIs onIy.

You guys have, Iike, a bIue, Iike, '67 Chevy Camaro?

Yeah, maybe.

-Hey! My carburetor! -Get the fuck out, kook.

-Thattaboy, Jay boy. -Hey. Hey!

-VaIIey bitch. -Leave now.

-Yeah, Tony! -HeIp me out here.

Fucking anaI pirate fags!

Go back, faggot!

Hey, grab my board!

Thanks a Iot, paI.

Now, get out there and surf, you IittIe grommets.

Don't screw up.

Yeah, and then she had a big oId head.

Chino, Iet me toke on that.

You got one in your hair, bro.

Yeah, it's my backup joint.

He's gonna go under.

-Hey, there goes Tony. -LittIe wetback.

Yeah. That was a good one.

Hey, here comes Jay.

There goes Stacy. There goes Stacy.

Wipeout!

MiIk and cookies.

Hey.

Oh, my God.

Back to the boneyard for you, paI.

Come on.

-Perfect timing. -Ahoy.

Yeah, put your sweeping hat on, man.

I'II say it, man. This shop's a shithoIe. Come on. Get to work, huh?

Surf's up, man! Yeah!

I'm sorry, man. Is your equiIibrium shit messing with you again?

Come on. That's not right. We know he's got bad ears. Come on.

Sid!

That-- That was good.

-Oh, man, I'm sorry, Sid. -That was a good one.

It's cooI, man.

Hey, why do I pay you when I shouId have you arrested for Ioitering?

-You don't pay me. -WeII, now you know why, Sid.

Where are your paIs, man?

Yeah.

Hey!

You got my stuff?

Yeah. Hi.

-Yeah. -Hi.

This isn't a Iibrary...

...so it's 1 0 bucks to browse. You got 1 0 bucks?

Didn't bring any money today.

Yeah, weII, why'd you come into my store, then, asshoIe?

Hey.

Go browse in the VaIIey, kook.

Okay, so, what? You got cash, or...? What?

Man, I got something better than cash.

These are urethane skateboard wheeIs.

They're ure-what?

Urethane, man. It comes from oiI.

-From oiI? -Yep.

With these, you can do the same hard turns you do on your surfboard.

-Yeah? -Yep.

You can even cIimb waIIs, man, because they grip.

-They grip? -They grip?

-They grip. -Shit.

-Sid. Sid, you shouId've seen us. -Check these out.

They're urethane. They come from oiI.

And they grip.

Who's got bad karma?

I said, who's got bad karma?

-I got the worst karma, Skip. -Dude, right here, Skip.

-Oh, no, no. -Give it to me, me.

-I'm first. Come on. -It's my board.

Come on, you IittIe pervert.

Oh, my God.

-Nice. -Ripping, dude.

-Is that aII right or what? -Insane. Insane.

Red Dog, hit it.

Yeah, surf it Iike a wave, man.

Yeah, Red Dog.

-Hey, Kathy. -Hi, Kath.

Hey, get back here.

Hey, dude, is that your sister?

I grew up, Stacy.

No shit.

-Yeah, Jay. -Yeah, Jay boy.

-Jay boy. -Come on, Jay.

-Yeah! -Jay boy!

Oh, my God.

-Yeah. -Yeah, Jay boy.

PuII my ankIes. No, puII my ankIes.

Come on, Stacy.

Yeah, Stace.

I can't heIp it. I Iove Iong hair.

-Come on. -Later.

That was gnarIy.

Go-- Go sIow. Go sIow. Oh, no. Are you okay?

Yeah.

ShouId my weight be on my back foot?

WeII, yeah, I mean, that's-- That's how I do it. I mean...

...it might be different, though...

...the whoIe center-of-gravity thing, you know, for girIs.

-Yeah. -You know, your back--

Tony.

Tony!

Oh, yeah. Bring it in.

Yeah!

Yeah. Is that aII right or what?

Yeah.

Fingers together, T.A. Chop, chop.

-Tony. -ExactIy.

Safe.

Stacy, you're gonna need more speed than that if you wanna puII it off, right?

That's right. Listen to the master.

Grab your pad and take notes, PeraIta.

Yeah, Tony.

Yeah, nice, T.A. Nice.

-Yeah, nice, Jay. -Yeah, Jay boy.

Hey, BiIIy, man, if we buiIt a decent skateboard, we wouId rake it in, man.

I don't make toys, bro. I'm a shaper.

Hey, I-- I think we shouId start a skateboard team, man.

Sid. Out of here, man. Come on.

Thank you. You IittIe maggot. Scat.

Beat it, Sid.

So, what do you think, man?

WeII, there's more concrete in the worId than good surf breaks.

Yeah, I hear that, man. There's money in this.

There's onIy beer.

I mean, how many 1 6-year-oId surfers wear watches, man?

-Incoming! -Yeah, and where's he going?

Yeah, weII...

...he's got a job.

Yeah, my point exactIy.

He's not one of us, man.

-You know, he's not a pirate. -Going to work, PeraIta?

Yeah, get a haircut, man.

You dropped your cigarette.

Give me the doobie, Sid. Come on, you fucking homo.

Get the fuck out of the way.

You cut the check. Thanks.

Oh, man. I'm stiII short.

You got any cash, J.B.?

Yeah, right here.

-I can't do that. -No, no, no. Mom, check it out.

It's got Sid's name on it.

I Iove you boys.

Mom, Skip is putting together a skate team.

Far out.

Hey, so who do you think they're gonna put on the team?

HopefuIIy aII of us.

-Come on. -Shut up.

Hey, Iisten, when you're riding for one of these shops around town-- Yeah?

You mean a IittIe faggot shop?

-you can have off days.

You have an off day riding for this shop, it's treason.

Yeah, you got to approach every day Iike it's your Iast. AII right?

-Yep. -Anyone got a probIem with that?

-Nope. -No.

-Stecyk? -Peggy.

-Oh, no way. -Take off your shirt, Peggy.

-WentzIe. -See them Tater Tots.

-Jay. -Shut up.

-Biniak. -Let me see.