The Divorce Insurance (이혼보험)

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The 12th Annual Best Wedding Fair!

Wedding jewelry, home appliances for newlyweds,

wedding dresses, and honeymoons.

Everything you need for your wedding will be available

at the last wedding fair of this fall.

May you enjoy everlasting love.

Please take a free teddy bear.

Sign a contract and enjoy our wedding car service.

It's a limo service!

Reserve our wedding package and get limo service.

Honey, we've been here for nine and a half hours.

Come on. Let's do one final check.

We're done. What else is there to check?

-We did absolutely everything! -Geez!

It doesn't feel right. Something's missing.

What do you mean?

There's something else we need when it comes to wedding preparations.

That'd be divorce prep.

WEDDING SINGER SERVICES

What did you just say?

I said divorce preparations.

Everyone says

to accept your fate and to love your partner.

However…

Tell them to cut the crap.

-Is he crazy? -What in the world?

Can you believe what he said?

It's easier said than done.

In case you're faced with an unexpected divorce,

Plus General Insurance has developed an innovative insurance product

that can help you to accept it and to move on with your life.

I'm here to introduce this product to you.

VORCEDI

INSURANCE

DIVORCE

"Divorce insurance"?

Any Korean citizen

may purchase divorce insurance regardless of their marital status.

So long as they are not currently having an affair,

they can be single, married, re-married, or divorced.

This policy will cover both living expenses

and court-mandated alimony payments

after the divorce.

Are you crazy? You're suggesting divorce to couples who are about to get married?

DIVORCE INSURANCE

Are you encouraging divorce?

-How can you say that? -He's crazy.

Does life insurance encourage one's death?

Does auto accident injury insurance encourage car accidents?

FIXED INDEMNITY NON-RENEWABLE TYPE

SAME BENEFITS REGARDLESS OF GENDER

Damn it.

Be honest.

Are you 100% sure you won't get divorced?

FIXED INDEMNITY NON-RENEWABLE TYPE

WEDDING SINGER SERVICES

Everyone dreams of a rosy future in the beginning.

I get it because I felt the same way.

But if you've never paid alimony, you can't possibly understand.

You become broke overnight.

And that's not all. All your efforts are gone in an instant.

Do you know how much it costs to rebuild your life?

Divorce costs just as much…

No, divorce costs more than marriage.

Divorce is more complicated than marriage too.

Divorce is far more distressing

than any illness or accident.

But we promise to provide coverage

tailored to each of your needs!

FIXED INDEMNITY NON-RENEWABLE TYPE

That's nonsense.

-Stop talking! -Get out!

How dare you?

Get out of here!

We're offering divorce ceremonies for the first ten couples.

EPISODE 1

We tried to sell divorce insurance at a wedding fair.

I think we made a mistake.

People were afraid to admit it.

I bet they all secretly wanted to take out a policy.

You need more sense knocked into you.

In any case, it's all our fault.

Technically, it's not "our" fault.

It's "someone's" fault.

Didn't I warn you?

Didn't I say a worst-case risk scenario would happen?

It's not like we didn't expect this at all.

Sir.

We had to push hard to prove the lowest risk

in a worst-case scenario.

But there's such a thing as safety standards.

Mr. Noh Ki-jun, the actuary.

Your obsession with safety is why we never get anywhere.

Mr. An Wuss-man, the risk surveyor.

Stop calling me Wuss-man.

I can't call a wuss Mr. Brave-man, can I?

Hey!

You're not an actuary. You're a travesty.

You're not a risk surveyor. You have risk-phobia.

I'm rubber, you're glue.

-What? I can't hear you. -I'm rubber, you're glue.

Excuse me!

I'm here to talk about divorce insurance.

I couldn't ask earlier because there were too many people.

So…

You said wedding prep and divorce prep go hand in hand, right?

It sounds like you're saying that marriage

ultimately leads to unhappiness, right?

No.

No?

I meant the exact opposite.

Come on.

Don't you mean that marriage and divorce are exact opposites?

No. Marriage and divorce are the same.

They're the same?

The purpose of both marriage and divorce…

is to find happiness.

3 MONTHS AGO

Geez! What the hell?

Noh Ki-jun!

TEAM LEADER NA DAE-BOK NEW PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT TEAM

Our team is about to get dissolved because of you!

I said stick to selling our current products.

Why did you have to create an "innovative" product?

Why?

As long as the world's greatest actuary, Noh Ki-jun, is still here,

the New Product Development Team will survive!

Every product you create ends up in the red and is discontinued!

How will you save us when everything has failed?

There's something out there!

I'll create an insurance product that's never been seen before!

Why? To fail again?

I won't fail anymore.

I'm telling you, I can do this!

What happened to the successful Noh Ki-jun

who used to create one hit product after another?

Now he's just after some innovative product…

I can't do this anymore.

Let's just die together.

Die!

Let's just die!

Mr. Na, why are you shrinking?

Hold on a second!

Mr. Na!

NOSEDIVE INSURANCE MANHOLE INSURANCE

What's this?

What's all this?

TURTLE NECK INSURANCE ROCK-TRIPPING INSURANCE

Why is this here?

EXHIBITION INSURANCE SINKHOLE INSURANCE

NOSEDIVE INSURANCE

What's going on?

No!

I'm going to lose it.

What the heck? Damn it!

Hey, what's going on?

ENSURE A HAPPY FUTURE - CALL FOR A CONSULTATION RIGHT NOW

It's the God of Insurance!

Life is like a chameleon!

You never know what will happen next!

To ensure a happy future,

don't hesitate

and get insured now!

Really, sir?

Is there insurance that can ensure a happy future?

What could it be, sir?

What do you think

was the biggest disaster in your life?

Getting divorced?

Then provide that coverage!

PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

Please revise Clause 8, Section 4.

-Yes, sir. -Thanks.

What's this fixed credit card charge of 29,900 won?

Oh, that's just…

It's the fishing TV channel subscription fee.

Fishing TV?

Aren't you already a subscriber?

Right, I meant to say Go TV.

It's about a contract.

Oh, you idiot. You took out another policy, didn't you?

-No, I-- -What is it this time?

Honey, the thing is…

Remember when I was an agent at the Ssangmun branch

and worked with a guy named Chang-hee?

So Chang-hee--

Will you take out loans to pay your premiums now?

Do you know your entire salary goes into that?

Of course, I do.

But, honey, you know how insurance works.

-If we get sick later-- -Let's get a divorce.

What? A divorce?

Hello?

Hey, what's gotten into you all of a sudden?

I left you some gomguk soup on the dining table

as well as divorce papers.

-I'm leaving. -Honey?

So-jeong? Lee So-jeong?