Neil Stryker and The Tyrant of Time

I'm here to retrieve the hornet device.

Hand it over quietly...

And you boys will live to powder your boss' wig in the morning.

Very amusing...

...but quite ill advised.

For you see this facility is crawling with my men...

And you...

You are quite far from the hornet device.

I see.

Well, my mistake.

Uh, good luck with the whole Genesis thing...

See you later.

Neil stryker...

...your days are numbered.

Make it quick boys!

Don't be a afraid, gentlemen!

He's just a boy!

Yah! Yah! Ah!

Let go of him, he's getting married next week.

Yah! Yah! Yah!

She's just a girl, stryker...

Having problems?

Ah!

As agile as ever.

But you're as dangerous as you are stupid!

My dear boy...

...have you forgot you foolhardy days at school

when I'd spank your bare bottom?

Neil stryker...

...you've always been the fly in my ointment.

I've waited a long time for this.

I'm really going to enjoy--

stryker, come in!

What's up, chief?

Status report.

Mission accomplished.

Hornet device secure.

Remember, we're taking the commodore alive!

Now, when you save alive...

Turn the lights on, please.

Uh, sure.

Says here that when they brought him in

he was wearing some sort of protective eyewear.

Maybe...

Could we have his protective eyewear, please?

Ok, yeah.

Gentlemen...

You must accept my most Sincere apology for my behavior.

It's my eyes.

They're extremely sensitive to the light.

Allow me to express my gratitude.

Imagine yourself, oh, years from now,

looking back at a life of precious memories

which you'll surely Cherish for another ten or twenty more.

But then you stop and realize that these memories don't exist yet.

Life is one thing and one thing only.

That being the very moment that stands before you now.

Each passing second delivering your fate to your front door like a steam engine

traveling faster and faster until the counting seconds

have reached their end.

Are they dead?

Once again...

...your cunning proves priceless my lord.

Now, just hold still and we'll get you out of here.

Uh... now, darrel,

I trust you've taken care of those things?

Oh, yes.

I've replaced the video feed with a recording of you

at your last years' evaluation.

There's no need to fret, your grace.

This assessment is going as well as the last.

How we doin'?

My lord, we are synchronized...

Perfectly.

All we need do is wait.

And... it's... Christmas.

After you.

Danke schoen!

Hi.

Keep it moving, ladies.

Your grace please...

It'll be just a moment.

Evening, Carl.

Hey, darrel.

Listen, I'm just gonna play it straight with you, Carl, because you know what?

You're my kind of guy.

I need to get prisoner 113

into this transport evac immediately.

Otherwise the higher-ups are really going to have my hide.

Well, you can have it but...

Nurse is back there cleaning up a little accident.

You know how ladies can be on a long trip.

So, uh.. What's up with the suit?

Oh, this little guy? Well...

Afterwards I gotta... Head to a funeral.

Funeral? Whose funeral?

Yours.

I see you've decided to join us.

Are you ready to behave?

Or do I have to bash you one again?

Well good. I'm sorry, your name?

Sharon.

Sharon, you're in terrible danger.

We're terrible people, we're awful people.

Fear us. You should fear us. Fear us!

Frightened.

Be frightened of us.

To the back of the ship please.

The back.

Get out of my sight. I don't want to see ya.

Alright, darrel.

Conduct us to the new hidden fortress.

Coordinates have been calculated.

We are on our way.

What is our next course of action?

Kill...

Neil...

Stryker!

Hey, stryker. How ya doin'?

How, uh, how are things goin' on your little suspension there?

Probably getting a little restless, I suppose.

Well, um...

Listen, that leads me to my next uh...

Problemo.

I'm listening.

The mad scientist has escaped from the mt. Ward asylum.

I thought you told me there was no way that could ever happen.

Right. Right. I did. Yeah. I did.

Listen.

There was somebody working on the inside.

What could I do, ok? Take a look at this guy.

Darrel freeway.

His parents must have hated him.

Yeah, he looks like the type of scum that would team up

with the mad scientist.

He just killed three men

and he took a woman nurse hostage.

Ok?

You're the only one that can save the day on this one. What do you say?

Bullshit.

- No! Stryker, don't do this to me! - I'll get back to ya.

Your son is failing the kindergarten.

Did you look at his grades?

No, Barb. I did not look at his grades.

No shit, ya fuckin' loser!

'Cause you were fucking off up on the roof doing nothin' important!

I'm stapling in the holiday lights, Barbara.

That's about as important as it gets.

No wonder our son is a goddamn failure.

He takes after an old bastard who can't keep his job

and spends his time fuckin' on the roof!

Listen, Shelly

I'm going to need you to watch the kid for a little while.

Nah, she can't. She's dead.

What do you mean "my stereo is broken"?

Are you sure it's even plugged in?

Look, I'll be by in half-an-hour to drop him off, ok?

Good.

This is supposed to be... Right there.

- Hey there, cowboy. - Uh-huh?

You ready to go to your aunt's house?

No, no. Our house.

That's fine. We'll go in a minute.

Take your time.

Your mother tells me your not doing very well in school.

Shouldn't you be doing your homework right now?

No.

How do you expect to get good grades without doing your homework?

Homework bites, daddy.

Well, that's true.

Homework definitely bites the big one.

Daddy?

Yeah, kid?

When's mommy coming back?

Your mother's dead, kid.

I killed her.

I'm just kidding.

But she is dead.

Sir.

Thank you.

Hey, Jack. - Yes, sir?

What are these anomalies I'm seeing here?

Unknown, sir.

We've been analyzing it all morning.

It's funny.

I'm not getting any of that on my tracker.

Your what, sir?

Never mind.

I'm going gonna make a pit stop before I go see Fred.

Jack,

keep your eye on the board.

Hold the lift, buddy.

Thanks.

Any time.

Checking out the uniform, huh?

That's right.

Just got promoted to assassin. - Great.

I bet you wish you could have one of these.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Well, all it takes is four years of hard work and training.