Kim's Convenience

Who in washroom?

Oh, just customer.

I told you, no more customer

using washroom. Too much cleaning!

I can't tell them no.

It's a basic human right.

When you have to go, you have to go.

Fine. I tell them.

We really appreciate you letting us use the washroom.

Do you have something to say to these nice people?

Thank you.

Do you have something to say to nice people?

Yes.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bye, bye!

I get mop.

Little boy is a pee sprinkler.

So what if he get some pee on the floor?

One time I find pee on ceiling!

How you do that?

Maybe light go out, he get scared, confused...

Doesn't matter.

Washroom is a basic human right.

Everyone need washroom!

Hey, where's your can?

Out of order. Try next door.

Mr. Chin.

Aren't they just the most

adorable things you've ever seen?

Not my size.

They're pyjamas for my dog, Ginger.

Mr. Chin.

When you had a photo taken with Ginger,

it was cute.

I like one when you both is cowboy.

But, at the time, I say nothing.

Then when you take Ginger on

Valentine trip to Niagara Falls,

again I say nothing.

I tell you Ginger catch a squirrel there?

Yeah. You tell everybody Ginger catch a squirrel.

Now you're buying her doggie pyjama?

You should be buying pyjama for woman.

Human woman.

Actually, there is a woman...

Okay, now we talking. Who?

Her name is Illyanka.

She cuts my hair.

Illyanka? What's that?

Ukrainian?

You krainian.

Good one.

Illyanka is from Russia.

She's so beautiful.

Okay...

She tells me she goes to martini bar

with her best friend every Thursday night.

- She inviting you? - I don't know.

- Maybe. - What she say?

She say, come with me and my best friend

to martini bar on Thursday night.

Okay! Mr. Chin,

you in like Flynn.

But it's two women.

Very awkward.

China-Russia diplomatic relation is very sticky right now.

Hmm...

So...

Maybe South Korea get involved.

Oh, Mr. Kim!

You would be my wingman?

I will be the Goose to your Tom Cruise.

But what about Mrs. Kim?

It looks like a double date, don't you think?

Don't worry about Mrs. Kim.

I wear pants too.

Sometime man have to do what a man have to do. Mmm?

- What you doing? - Washing dishes.

Is my birthday?

Relax. You working too hard.

Oh, Appa.

While you here, I just remember,

me and Mr. Chin go out for dinner tomorrow night.

I wants to tell you before, but it's so not important,

I forget to tell you...

Before.

What kind of dinner?

What? Mr. Chin and me is having dinner.

You wants to know what we ordering? What's problem?

Appa.

Appa what?

Appa.

Okay.

It's no big deal. Hmm.

Mr. Chin wants to introduce me to his friend Illyanka.

Hmm?

And she have a friend too.

Oh! Secret double date, Appa.

Sounds like a Korean drama.

Go to bed. And it's not secret.

Any more.

And Umma you're okay with Appa going on a double date?

It's not a double date! Stop changing story.

Sound like double date to me.

No, I just helping Mr. Chin

get a single date.

Then no problem if I come too.

Yeah.

No.

Yeah, it's no problem. It's just...

I think you two would have a great time with Mr. Chin

and his two dates.

Yeah. I could use big night out.

- I'm coming. - But Mr. Chin...

Will have to change reservation.

And don't worry. I'll watch the store.

This is so exciting.

Tomorrow night we go out dancing!

Who say anything about dancing?

I do!

Go to bed.

Good night.

Mmm...

I love that smell.

Why you not wear every day?

Because in two weeks, you'd hate that smell.

- Only for special occasions. - Mmm...

What are you wearing?

My best shirt.

That's you old shirt.

Yah, my old best shirt.

Classic Appa.

Wow.

Uh, lipstick.

Hair.

Act now before it's too late.

Put on your old best shirt.

Whoa, look at you guys...

I know. Appa's so shiny.

- Oh, new leak? - No.

Same leak. New place.

Don't worry. I'll call a plumber.

Just throw money out the window.

Plumber's a big-time rip off.

- Appa, come. - Stop.

Janet, get tool belt. Appa get a ladder.

I'll deal with it.

- Go have fun. - We're already late.

Okay. But if you call plumber, you pay.

I won't call a plumber. I can handle a little leak.

Thank you, Janet.

Okay but if you call, you pay!

Go! Bye!

Jung, your phone.

Okay, the usual,

two sugars and a little bit of cream.

Thank you.

So, are we getting a full day for the holiday?

While you were getting the coffee, I think you got another text.

Yeah, it's just my sister.

Full disclosure, I kind of peeked.

Full-full disclosure, I kind of read a bunch of her texts,

and it sounds like there's an emergency.

It's just a drip. There's always a drip.

It's fine. She can take care of it.

- Are you sure? - Shannon,

I appreciate your concern and everything, but with all due respect

it's a complicated history.

You mean when you were 16 and you stole money,

and you fought with your father,

and you've never been back to the store since?

Oh, I think you mentioned it at one point.

And I may have talked to Kimchee about it.

Anyway. I really think you should answer it.

He's funny.

Oh, Illyanka, you have such beautiful hair.

Thank you.

Yeah, I always wonder,

does a hairdresser cut their own hair?

No, Natalia does it for me.

You know, when my husband say he want haircut,

the barber say, "Which one?"

Sorry, Mrs. Kim doing so much talking.

She not go out in long time.

Well, if she go home with Illyanka, instead of me,

you never be my wingman ever again.

So...

This is very nice fabric.

I bet you it's made in China.

Don't take bet.

Nowadays, the only thing not made in China is baby.

That's not true.

Baby is made in va-China.

Va-China!

It's funny. I had no idea Koreans were so funny.

I had no idea vodka was so delicious.

- To vodka! - Vodka!