Rendel

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Listen to me, you spineless scumbags and immoral bastards.

There is a line between good and evil in this world.

And that line is me.

For I...

I am...

After a long trial, the mercenary Radek

has finally been convicted.

The International court has now sentenced him

to five consecutive life sentences.

And now, to the local news.

We spoke to Mr. Erola, CEO of VALA Corp.

This is a great day for the Finnish economy.

When this law comes into effect,

Finnish economy will skyrocket.

Unemployment keeps growing.

The city of Mikkeli doesn't lose faith!

The EU commission has granted a special license

for NH25 vaccine delivery to developing countries.

Mr. Erola, what does this mean to the VALA corporation?

Years of development with universities

and our own research institutes finally bear some fruit.

But both Mikkeli and Varkaus

don't support the distribution of the vaccine?

Why Mikkeli and Varkaus won't agree to cooperate with VALA

is a complete mystery to me.

So, who is paying so that pharmaceutical companies

can legally test their products on all those innocent children?

Who says that?

This will bring export revenues to Finland

for the next ten years.

There are no reliable findings for the NH25 vaccine's

possible adverse effects.

The European Union hasn't granted trading licenses

for the vaccine in any of its member countries.

Niina Heikkinen, from Mikkeli.

This world would be a better place

without investigative journalists.

That's the freedom of speech, Dad.

No one has asked you anything!

And when you're working for me, I'm not your dad, I'm your boss!

Roger that.

Fucking gross!

Use that.

Were we that difficult as kids?

Can't remember. But if we were, they beat us up.

Look how we turned out.

This is a weird company,

not listening to its employees at all.

Respect must be earned.

And the sooner you learn it,

the better the chances for you to stay alive.

Roger that.

And return that cloth clean.

Happy Father's Day!

Here comes your favorite breakfast.

Thank you.

Good morning. What have I done to deserve this?

Well, look what we have here...

For you.

A biker jacket.

And, am I correct that the bike is waiting downstairs?

- There won't be a bike. - Well, of course not.

So, Enni, does daddy look good sitting on a bus with this?

Real good.

So, what does our hero want to do today?

Oh, I can choose, can I...?

Yes, because you always take care of us.

Well, it is my job.

You want to take the whole family to the amusement park!

- The amusement park? - Yeah.

Oh! I think we can make that happen!

- I love you. - I love you, too.

Yuck.

Yuck yourself. Get over here. I got you now, you goose...

Get over here,

I'm gonna tickle you to death...

Alright, Kurikka.

Where is the money?

I don't know.

Where is the money?

I really don't know.

Kurikka, Kurikka.

Now tell me, where is the money?

You know me. I wouldn't do such a thing.

Please, please, no more.

Two million...

changes...

a man...

quite...

a bit.

Where is the money?!

Let's go take care of the cargo.

Come on, everyone's in there. Now smile.

You two! Take care of Kurikka, now.

You mean... take care of Kurikka?

Isn't that what I just said?

Oh yeah, yeah.

For fuck's sakes.

She was just around the corner.

She heard something.

God dammit. You were supposed to bring pizza, not pussy!

Hey, let me go.

Hey, it's six for the price of one. Six.

Damn, do I need to warm you up a bit?

Hello. Six of today's special.

Yeah, blue cheese.

Alright.

Yeah?

Is the cargo unloaded and packed now?

Yeah... sort of.

Sort of?! What's the problem?

What now?

Our lights turned off.

Goddammit, now it's getting really fucking weird.

Now you'll give me a clear answer.

What the hell is going on there,

you fucking Muppets?!

It's the goddamn fuse.

Repe, go fix it!

Goddamn guys, if you have fucked something up there,

I'll rip your eyes out of your ass, I promise!

What the hell is it now?

Fucking Muppets!

That goddamn moron.

I'm sure everything would be okay.

Repe?

Repe?

There's someone here!

Who's there?

Who's there?!

Where the hell are those guys?

Hey!

Hey!

That's not enough.

They need to be afraid of you.

Are you gonna help, or are you just gonna stare?

What the fuck was that?

Whore!

What the fuck?

What the fuck is Rendel?

Maybe the letters are in the wrong order?

Hey, I've got your pizzas here...

There's a small mess inside, go clean it up.

Are there more people to take to the hospital?

The hospital?

Yeah, the same place we took Kurikka.

You goddamn apes.

I told you to put him six feet under!

I told you so!

But didn't you say, "take care of him"?

So, should we get him out of the hospital?

Get your asses inside.

First he gives crappy orders,

then he fucking acts like that.

Mr. Kurikka.

Mr. Kurikka.

Open wide.

Good boy.

Mr. Kurikka.

Unfortunately, I have to give you a no for an answer.

We here in Trust Kapital

have gone through this proposition of yours.

And we have come to the result...

...that your predictions are simply too unrealistic.

Unrealistic? What's the problem here?

The vaccine's profit calculations are good.

Maybe even too good.

Some could say they're... overly optimistic.

Unrealistic.

Listen, I'm gonna level with you.

The questionable publicity of the vaccine doesn't really help.

Yeah.

I guess I'll have to talk to someone else higher-up.

Yes.

Of course, as financial director of this firm,

decisions of this scale come directly to me.

You know as well as I, that's not how it works.

Excuse me?

Yeah. There is always someone higher-up. In every decision.

Even here.

Well, I'm afraid to tell you, that opinion is mine,

and that of the bank's.

Alright, then.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

I understand.

Oh, and this Rämö is, after all, a financial director.

Okay. Well, I do know what to do with such people.

I thought as much. Yeah.

Hello?

But I haven't done anything wrong.

How will I support my family?

You're a competent guy.

I'm sure you'll find something.

So, have you heard from the harbor?

Yeah.

They weren't interested.

And there really aren't any other jobs