Inside Moves

Jim, line one, please.

Jim, line one.

All right, load him up. Load him up.

Come on, he's not the only flyer in town today.

Get him up. Transport him.

- A lot of paperwork. - Careful.

I got him.

Ready? Up.

Right there. I'm going in.

Easy. Easy. Okay.

I got it.

Okay, gentlemen, what do we got?

This man jumped out of a building and landed on a car.

- Did you get his blood pressure? - Eighty over something.

Jumped out of a building.

Why? What do you mean, it was another suicide?

I need another--

Boy, look at the X-rays on that kid.

He is so messed up.

How did it happen? Does anyone know?

Jumped out of a ten-story window.

Ten-story window? You're kidding.

- Was he on drugs? - I don't think he was light at all.

- Toxic screen was negative? - I heard it was attempted suicide.

Take a deep breath, Roary.

Okay, Roary.

That's it.

Looks like a nice, clean wound.

He's been here eight months or more.

I've been here before.

- I've been here-- - Can you hear me, Roary?

Sure. I can hear you.

My mom's maiden name.

I don't know. Remember Peggy...

Peggy...

What was her name?

She was the first one to have a bike.

I loved her for her bike.

All the neighbors wanted a bulldog...

Collision Corner.

475 North Columbus.

M-l-C-K-E-Y...

Why? Why?

- That's silly. - But it's true.

Only to drive Chevys.

Excuse me.

You know where I can get a beer around here?

Yeah, around the corner. Max's.

You go out here to the right.

A lot of guys from the hospital go there.

Hey. Hey, want some company?

- It's just $25. That's all. - No.

No. No.

$20?

You look like you could use it.

I'll have a draft.

Right here. Put the money up.

First one's on the house.

- First time in here, right? - Yeah.

My name's Jerry.

Roary.

Hey, Jerry, give me another beer, will you please?

Yeah, that's a 3.

Trust me. It's 3.

Benny, you got a queen, you got a 1 0,

you got two 4s.

- 7, 6... - 6...

- 4... - 4...

- And a 2. - Possible straight.

- But that's good for me, man. - Queens.

- You got caught-- - Oh, no! No!

God damn. No.

- Burt is at it. - Hey, listen, I can't--

...out of the state, but that he will be on SFO

as soon as he gets back to California.

We just hope we're still on the air in 1 983...

- Hey! - when he gets back to California.

Don't touch the set, man.

People ask me what SFO is, you know?

What the show is all about...

- Sorry. - and what we're trying to do.

Let me say, ladies and gentlemen,

what we're trying to do is not get canceled.

And you can help with those postcards and letters.

I think part of our problem is that

we're going to be covering a lot of different territory.

In broadcasting terminology,

I would say that in that vast waste--

Shoot!

Here. To me.

All right.

Hey, hey, hey.

You're the jerk.

Who's the jerk? Bullshit.

Go, go, go!

That was beautiful!

Get busy with this game.

- Take this. - Hey! Hey!

Yeah!

Man, that white boy can shoot good.

Come on. Goddamn it.

- Wings? - Yeah, yeah.

Wings, did you see the Dillinger movie last night?

- No. No. - It was really good.

It was one of them art films with a whole lot of slow motion.

They probably didn't have the real ending, though, did they?

What real ending?

The man dies in the alley.

Dillinger's pecker's in a jar at the Smithsonian.

His schlong. It's in a jar.

What is it doing in a jar?

Well, it's 16 inches long, for Christ sake.

It's in there with the Spirit of St. Louis and everything.

It's like a national treasure.

What kind of jar did they use?

'Cause if they use a mayonnaise jar, something like that,

they'd have to bend it in order to get it in there.

Can they do that?

Look, Blue, if they put a man's pecker in a museum,

they're going to take the time to find the right size jar.

Of course they're going to get the right size jar.

Yeah.

I heard that story.

When I was a kid, I was down there.

At the Smithsonian? Did you see it?

The guard said it wasn't there.

- See? - It's probably on tour.

You know, like the King Tut stuff.

They do that.

You know, if they put that thing on tour,

it'll do a hell of a lot more business than the King Tut thing, huh?

Good morning, Blue, fellas.

- Come in. - Play cards.

Right, Blue. Right.

They ain't putting my pecker in no jar. I'll tell you that much, Stinky.

And in no Smithsonian lnstitute, either.

I'm gonna take mine with me,

'cause there are a lot of things I want to do with it.

- We're ready to go. - Morning, fellas.

Hey, Books. How are you?

- Play some cards. - Wings.

That's right.

Hey, who the hell left this chair over here?

Hey, Jerry, how'd the game go?

Good. Hey, what do you say, Max?

All right, he's okay. Stinky's okay. He's doing all right.

- Hey, how you doing? - Come on, guys. Get over here.

Roary, right?

Jerry, right?

Good to see you back.

Did you meet Max yet?

Max, that's Roary.

Looks like another one on the cuff, huh?

Here's your enchiladas.

How you doing, Roary? Glad to have you.

- What'll you have? - Enchiladas!

I have some free time. I just thought I'd get a beer.

- Draft? - Draft.

Jerry, Burt, how about some beer over here?

- We're thirsty. - All right. They're coming.

Hey, I got them, Jer.

What's wrong with your leg?

What's wrong with yours?

Hey, you play cards?

I played a lot in the hospital.

Hey, can you use another hand over there?

Another hand? Yeah. I can use two of them.

What's this...

Goddamn, that's funny.

Every time I hear it, it's still funny.

Grab your beer.

I'll introduce you to the guys.

Here we go. Wet and cold.

I will have one of those wet and colds, buddy.

Hey, Roary.

Okay, everybody, I'd like you to meet Roary.

Roary, this is Stinky,

that's Wings,

and this is Blue Lewis.

What's wrong with him?

He walks funny, and his head sort of tilts to one side.

Which side?

The right side.

Then put him over here.

I don't want him looking at my cards.

Watch out for him. He cheats.

So you're a friend of Jerry's, huh?

Yeah.

- He's a hell of a guy. - The best.

Well, he's not that good.

What's your name?

- Roary. R-O-A-R-Y. - Stinky, let's deal the cards out

and get the game going, huh?

- Okay, just a second. - Okay.

Everybody ready?

Look at--

- Oh, wow. - I'm all in with 3 of clubs.

Hey, man!

- Hey, kid, you're all right. - Hey, you're okay, kid.

I'll drink to you.