Kadaisi Bench Karthi (கடைசி பெஞ்ச் கார்த்தி)

DISTRICT COURT, COIMBATORE

KARTHI, KARTHI, KARTHI

SOME MONTHS LATER

HELLO !

Hello is not my name. I have a name.

It is Kotta Pakku Babu. What do you want?

He speaks too much....

How do I go to Principal's room

Look over there.

K P Babu !

What?

Are you a peon?

Yeah! What is the doubt?

Huh.

Good Morning Sir.

Good Morning. Karthi?.... Yes Sir.

Mmmm.... Kotta Pakku Babu

You spoke so much. See how I fix you.

Ha... Thats the idea... Mmmmmm

I don't like to advise. See that there are no complaints.

Sir, One minute Sir.

Only if you are fine; teachers will be fine.

Only if teachers are fine; we students will be fine

Only if we are fine; this college itself will be fine.

I tell this now because, those 3 files over there..

Only the top file has been cleaned, not the bottom 2 files

It is full of dust. A/c is over there.

If the dust from the A/c goes into your nose!?

Ok, leave it. The bubble top over there..

I think the peon is not cleaning it properly.

If you drink that unclean water and......

Your anger is justified.

Please don't take severe action on KP Babu.

Hey! Who is that?

Sir that funny guy... Your peon sir.

New student. Leave him in the class and

come and meet me.

Why is he shouting? Did this boy tell tales?

K P Babu....

New student; sent by the Principal. I am leaving.

Hello Sir. 'What is your name?" "Karthi"

Introduce yourself.

Hi friends, my name is Karthi... Thats all for now

Sit in the first bench.

I don't want front bench. I'll take the last bench

Principal said you are a good student.

Then why are you asking for last bench?

Who told you last bench students don't study well?

If I sit in the front bench,

I will have a feel of being watched by someone.

If I decide to sit in the middle,

I'll be watching the romance of others around me.

If I sit in the last bench, my entire focus will be only on you.

To listen to the class, last bench is the right choice

I've been teaching for so long. No one clapped for me!

Whenever you teach, we sleep.

Who is that??

You made a small boy advise me.

If you had done your work properly, will he advise me?

Work properly, Ccean properly.. Buffalo!

Sir!... Ah! Come K P Babu!

I am sorry. I am not Kottai or Pakku.. Just Babu

I'm only talkative. Don't jilt my job please..

Ok. Ok. Just go...

Hi, I'm Ramesh, David, Hans, Vinod, Karthi..

Hi, I'm Ramya

Sorry. I don't maintain friendship with girs.

Mmmmm

May I know the reason?

Brother, what is your name? Ramesh

Ramesh and me are friends.

We are going to Besant Nagar on a bike.

We see a super Aunty.

We share the comment. Machan, Aunty is super...

If we go forward, we will see a super figure.

We will share the comment 'Machan, figure is superb!

Ok. Leave that. At midnight, I have some problem.

I am not able to sleep.

I can go to his house, have a quarter,

cry on his shoulder; feel consoled and sleep.

Can you do that?

If I lie on your shoulder I won't slepp; only sigh..

I don't believe in seeing girls, telling hello,

and loafing about with them.

Super! Super Karthi!

Hi Karthi, Call for you!

To speak to me, ask them to call my number

Don't know the number.

Why should I speak to someone who doesn't know my number

Hi Karthi

He is not an ordinary man. He is Love Guru.

Loveology consultant.

He is the recharger for the lovers who are dull.

He is the top up for guys who can't pick up girls.

He is the rate cutter for lovers with tiff.

Giving voice tips in WhatsApp is his main social service.

Actually, he is a fighter for Love.

Why this over build up for him???

Let us see.

Where da? Wait Machan.

Hi, I am Love Guru.

Mr Karthi, this Wifi centre, Snooker club, Billiards club

are all mine.

I started this Wifi centre to get a nice wife.

Did you get? No.

How will I get one hereafter?

My leader will never despair.

Why don't you say I am shameless too?

What is the use of sim card, when the phone doesm't charge?

Hey! My leader has power bank.

Hey. He says there is no power and you talk of bank?

Mr Krthi, I just heard the hot breaking news.

Principal, Last bench deal, Girl's friendship...

I heard you are rocking...

90% of the girls ask whether you have 3 or 4 sims.

But boys, use only a single sim.

Whatever else they spend for

they spend money to recharge for girls.

You are the guy to change and save them.

Put your right leg forward and come in.

Haaa Nithiya has come.... Run da run.

Love Guru, What happened?

30 gms of Typhoid, 20 gms of Malaria

Adequate quantity of Piles blended in a mixie

like they say in cookery program,

the Doctor has told me. That's why I am sad

Did Ramesh, Vinod, or David come here?

There is no one like that here.

So, can I start now?

That is just what I need now.

Please go ma...

Love Guru, they gave so much of build up.

Seeing her you guys are running??

You don't know the matter. It is a blood story.

Ahhhhhh Ahhhhh

Love Guru, If I tell the matter beforehand, there will be no thrill.

I have faith that you will come.. O Sure!

Once it is over, both of us will be happy.

Ahhhh Nithiya..... Ahhhhhhh

Only I am coming at the right time.

They are coming here like ants....

Hey Bala, You too??

How come you are here? Who told you all?

Who asked you all to come?

Hey Bala, you are a green kid..

But I am a boy.

For this, you have worn trousers?

O! leave it leader! Dont't remove it here!

Why has she called everyone?

Maybe, like 12 numbers in a clock, 5 more may come!

Thank you all so much for coming here.

She looks like Goddess Mahalaxmi, but thinks like a viral video!

I'm forty, but haven't seen anything. I'm first

Guru! All the best!

Ahhh! Safety! Safety!

What? Is it HIV checkup?

Nithiya, what is all this?

We have to take your blood safely. Blood????

Ahhhhh.......

Me first, da...

Let them also suffer like me. Ha!

Coming in a queue like ration shop line? Go.. a lot awaits you all!

Come Leader! how was it?

I saw the 8th wonder at the age of 40. Like cucumber on a sunny day.

Go, go.... next you....

How was it?? Mmmmm!!

Please come in..

Did you all get nicely? We have to share joy and sorrow!

If you give blood like this every month, it is good for you and others.

This is why you gave that modulation, is it..? Go..

Now do you know Karthi, why we ran like that?

I understand..

Hey ! come here.

Wait, I'll eat briyani and come...

Hey, Nellore, what happened?

You scratch your neck when you see girls.

Just to show I am Pavan Kalyan's fan. Oh! Manavadu feeling...

Chittor, you were Ok. Do you have a cold?

When he is Pavan Kalyan's fan... I 'm Mahesh Kalyan's fan

Oh.. Andhra competition is going on.. Is it?

Who is giving you missed call?

Hello, Tell me dear, I'll do it right now..

Boss. please recharge my Ammu's number for Rs.100

Dei, do you have Rs.20 for samosa?

Who is giving missed call again?

Tell me Bujji. Received balance? Ok dear.

First, she didn't have balance, so she gave a missed call. ok

You recahrged for Rs.100. Who is she talking to?

To talk to me.. You are the right person for these misers..

If you just drop it from above and close your eyes

do you think I'll catch it and give, like in movies?

That's why I waited for you to open your eys.

Now you can see it.

Is he a human? Are there people like this?

Why do you keep thinking about him?

In college, these things happen. Don't take it to heart.

Here, first drink milk.

No Dad. He came like a Hero and caught what slipped from my hands.

Then, He broke it like a villian pa.

Don't break this in anger.