Take the Trash (Blå mænd)

FRIDTHJ0F FILM PRESENTS

in collaboration with SCANBOX and TV2 DENMARK

Written by: Mick Oegendahl and Rasmus Heide

Are you Theodor Joergensen?

- I assume you're Jesper Jansen? - Jensen.

- Jesper Jensen. - Right.

The girl over there is Lotte Markmann. She's been here two years.

Excuse me?

Electronic, hazardous and combustible.

'Thank you' You're welcome.

0ver there... Dion!

A good guy but a little slow.

Be specific, or he won't get off his ass.

And you, my friend, are not the first of your kind to work at my site.

And believe you me... I'll be watching you.

Follow me.

Take The Trash

ITS Infocom, Jesper Jensen.

Stenlose municipality, yes.

Lars is a fine consultant, but he doesn't have the technical know-how.

Hey, stop. I think you got it backwards.

I pay my top-bracket taxes, whether I like it or not -

- which implies that people like you pick up after people like me.

If you don't mind.

Thank you! It's called renovation!

It may sound French, but it's Latin. I'm back. Sorry about that.

I look forward to doing business with you.

That's right, Jesper Jensen.

- This rubbish is jammed again. - There, there. Language, dear.

- When I... - Yes.

Up and running again.

- I'll give it the once-overon Monday. - You don't have to do that.

No, I don't. You'll just owe me a little favour.

And you can start by taking these to accounting.

- Jesper... - A deal with Stenlose municipality.

If you send them an invoice, I'll close the deal on Monday.

- But Stenlose is Lars' client. - Elin, no one is anybody's client.

It's a free market.

- Did you lose weight? - Perhaps.

I can tell. You're becoming quite the desirable woman.

If fate hadn't put us a decade apart, we'd have a couple of kids by now.

See you at the Friday drink, Elin.

Lars speaking.

Hello, Fiona.

May I call you back? Great.

0kay, bye.

- Fiona? A new girl? - Straight out of the factory.

- We're having some couples over. - That sounds nice.

Your attention, please. Folks!

Yet again we've reached our goal of being the no. 1 IT company.

And as you know, our salesmen compete on contracts.

And...

I'm getting a little weary -

- of always calling the same name.

We all know who it is:

Jesper Jensen! Jesper, join me.

- Here you go, my boy. - Thank you.

The rest of you should get in the game.

If I were him, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

He has no moral reservations. He couldn't care less.

I'm amazed that director Steiner doesn't see it.

If it maximized the numbers, he'd blow every stockholder.

So we're negotiating...

These social company gatherings are great.

So is your interest in the employees. It enhances mutual respect.

After all, one should be able to live with oneself.

So, I wonder why anyone would say you blow the stockholders for profits.

Have a nice weekend.

Did you see that Globecom is looking fora key account manager?

No, I didn't.

It's on the internet. I think I'll apply. It's a dream position.

For you, obviously. It's tough to be the eternal second.

Give me a break. Listen, I'll drive my car home, and then take off -

- so be a pal and remember to empty my mail box this time.

- Did you remember the Mascarpone? - What?

Did you buy Mascarpone?

No, I didn't.

We agreed on Mascarpone for Italian dishes.

- Use cream. - I've been waiting for 1½ hour.

Jesper, would you mind waiting till they get here?

- Tom's new girlfriend is called Tanja. - I know.

It's not the one from last time. This one's called Tanja.

I get it!

Hi!

Hello, Marianne.

- What the hell is wrong with you? - What do you mean?

I told you that Tom's dad lost both legs to diabetes.

So, asking him if he wanted to play golf was just brilliant.

But it was funny when I told him that at least he knows his handicap.

Not a single person laughed.

- It's no big deal. - Jesper, I'm so tired of you.

Don't we have any cranberry juice? I want a vodka cranberry.

Really tired!

Later, dear. I'm going out for cranberry juice.

Excuse me. You're not disabled, are you?

Hey. Hello...

Hello? Can you tell me what happened?

- No. - You were in a traffic accident.

0kay...

I'll just draw a little blood.

Blood? What for?

Without your license it just won't work.

I've spoken to a driving instructor, and he agreed to take me on -

- and let me take the test as soon as possible.

Yes. There's a job for you when you return, of course.

Maybe we could tell the others that I'm on leave.

We'll work something out.

Don't forget to hand in your key card.

Right.

I read the meter and I'll pay my share.

That's it then?

You can always call my dad's lawyer.

Hello, I'm Karen.

Jesper Jensen. Executive key account manager.

Let's call it what it is, shall we?

Travelling salesman. Right?

You were convicted pursuing to section 53 of the Road Traffic Act -

- and have subsequently seen our counsellor.

She found you eligible for community service.

So, Monday at 7 you start work at a recycling station.

Let's call it what it is: A dump site.

- We don't call it that. - Well, I do. And no thank you.

Excuse me?

I say no thank you.

I won't be one of those blue men rearranging other people's crap.

Two things:

First of all, this is not a prize.

You've been convicted of DUI, and if you don't want community service -

there is an alternative called jail.

And I don't think you want that.

And secondly: The 'blue men' you're referring to...

They're not blue...

...they're orange.

And believe you me. I'll be watching you.

Follow me.

Welcome. I hope you'll feel at home here.

Don't worry, she's not hitting on you. Lotte plays for the wrong team.

Handball, button rubbing and all that crap.

0kay, Doris. What's your last name?

Doris! Can you hear me? Doris?

Jesus Christ, no rock'n roll...

I'm a doctor. Emergency room...

- Scissors. - Will she make it?

Step back. Damn it.

1, 2, 3.

A, B, C.

7-9-13.

Damn it! Damn it! Come on!

Come one, live! Live!

Can you hear me? Stay back, I'm gonna use viral electro chargers...

I need 55 minimum volts. Clear.

10 volt!

Give me 44/50 Boogieman!

It's no use. We're losing her. Come on, girl.

We're losing her. Hello.

Got no heartbeat. Work with me, Doris.

Last chance. Work with me.

She's alive.

You're alive.

Lotte, Lotte...

Thank you, thank you. Keep it up.

Excuse me.

Could you buy your own bottle?

Yes.

Dion is a jackass.

He loves beer and will end up as fat as his old man.

- He's got bigger tits than you. - But mine don't sag as much.

Bloody good thing he has a chain guard on his bike. Otherwise...

Hey, stop that.

Find anothertone, damn it!

For crying out loud, dad.

- I'm telling you for the last time! - Yes.

Keep to the right, when it's an even number.

- And to the left, when it's uneven. - Right.

It's not neuroscience, just remember that even numbers contain vowels.

0ne... two...

Would you turn on the water, please?

And FYI. We have a no tolerance alcohol policy on the site.

It's too dangero...

What the hell is he doing?

Hey! Take it easy. Calm down, it's just a game.

- Racist pig. - What?

- Shut you're ass. - Cool it.

Shut up or die!

- What's going on? - Yes, what's going on?

Time to hit the showers! For me.

What the hell's with you?

Unbelievable!

Parking on a continuous white line!

No, that's a bad...

That's not a PVC pipe. God damn it! Hey!

Hey! You there....

He's a little stressed out. We may shut down.

There are two recycling stations, and the least efficient will be closed.

It's pure cost-benefit.

Yeah, but we need our jobs.

And it's a bitch to constantly be checked inside and out.

That doesn't look too healthy.

Yeah, drink Light instead.

Shit, during the thunder storm, the amount of precipitation was 60 mm.