Into The Dark - Second Season

Ellie!

What the hell?

There are pictures all over the internet

of Security dragging you out of the office.

What happened?

They wanted to change Pooka.

And I can't have that.

They just don't understand.

You can't improve perfection.

Perfection!

Well, that's just great.

That's just fucking great.

Go and get yourself fired

because they changed your stupid toy?

Stupid toy.

Why are you even working on that thing?

They can't make Pooka without me.

Pooka and I are one.

No! No, no, don't hurt him!

No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay,

you didn't do anything wrong.

You didn't do anything wrong.

He just doesn't understand.

Understand.

Are you for real?

Now, you have officially lost your mind.

You have gone insane!

I am so done.

Done.

All right.

That is it!

No!

I am gonna fucking murder all of these things!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up.

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up!

Derrick!

Hey, you made it!

Hey, Molly.

Oh! This is gonna be awesome!

Big city man back in Spring Valley.

Come on, what?

We got your room all set up,

but it's no fancy New York apartment,

- I'm sorry. - Yeah, we won't charge

- that much rent. - Oh, he's kidding.

Can you go get his bags, Matt?

- Yep. - Good. Come on.

Really glad you guys let me stay here.

Oh no, we're thrilled, especially Matt.

How much did you pack, man?

I see you still have a thing for crystals.

Huh! These are just the ones I let her keep in the house.

Let me?

I'm sorry for trying to balance the energies

- of our living space. - All right.

Hey, Lauren, we're gonna go eat now.

Okay, Mom.

Make sure to pay attention to Becky, okay?

You got it, Mrs. C.

Whoa!

Hey, aren't you that guy that like...

Bye, Mom; bye, Dad...

and stranger.

Hey, baby?

This is Derrick.

He's my friend from when I was your age.

Hi, kiddo.

He's gonna be staying

with us for a few months,

just until things, like, blow over.

He doesn't look like he shot himself in the foot.

Okay!

Hey, Becky, remember to check her closet,

or else you're never gonna get her to sleep.

- Right. - Bye, kiddo.

Wait, you didn't say bye to Jenni!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Bye-bye, Jenni!

That's an imaginary friend.

I don't get it.

It figures Molly's kid would have an imaginary friend.

- Right. - What?

So, where are we going?

Wow. This place has not changed at all

since we were kids.

Yeah. That's why we like it.

It's consistent and reliable.

Somebody report a stolen car?

Bennie, holy shit!

What happened to you?

Aww!

What do you mean, what happened to me?

You lost, like a whole person here!

- You look good! - Oh, thank you, man.

Well, it's a lot of CrossFit.

Gotta stay competitive when you're one of only

five gay people in a 50-mile radius.

So what brings you back home, man?

We never thought we'd see you again back here

after you left town.

I wouldn't call it home, exactly, but, uh...

I just needed a little break

from New York, and Matt and Molly graciously

decided to put up with me.

Now, what are you talking about?

We have been trying to get you to come back for years.

He even got a job at SCI.

Yeah. Remember when we thought

that English degree would never amount to anything?

Now he's working for Pooka!

You get to write about Pooka!

Hey, you know who else works at SCI?

Hm.

Susan.

Susan!

Thanks for the heads-up, Moll.

Yeah, we broke up, like, a decade ago.

I'm pretty sure she moved on.

Yeah, but Derrick, though, real talk, she has aged so well.

Oh my God, Matt, what...

No, I mean, and so have you!

- We have all aged very well. - Matt, good luck with that.

Hey, but seriously, is that your black sedan out front?

It's been reported stolen.

I ran the plates and it's registered under your name

so I'm gonna assume you didn't steal your own car?

Yeah, probably someone from my, um,

online fan club.

Huh, that's a weird thing for a fan to do.

Listen, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to

bring you down to the station tomorrow and sort it out.

Yeah, no problem.

Uh, I gotta get back on patrol,

but can we all hang out tomorrow?

- It'll be like the old times. - Yeah, yeah.

Come by the house around 7:00, huh?

All right.

Gimme an excuse to get dolled-up.

Bye.

He has no idea how good he looks, does he?

- Completely oblivious. - Got it.

Mm-hm! Round two.

So how are you guys doing?

Uh, we're okay.

Matt's still working at the car dealership

and still watches nothing but football.

I still have the boutique.

Yeah, same old, same old.

It's all very fine.

Very Spring Valley, you mean.

Honestly, I'm really glad you're here.

I needed a change too.

Hey, Molls, we gotta go.

Lauren had another one of her nightmares.

You know, I blame her imagination on you.

Yeah, well, she definitely didn't get it from you.

Oh! Hey.

Sorry, Mrs. C., I couldn't get her to go back to sleep.

Hey, baby!

What happened?

I'm scared all the bears are going to die

because global warming is destroying our planet

and they can't hibernate!

She wanted to hear a bedtime story

but it freaked her out.

Oh, you mean that nature one?

- Yeah. - Yeah, I like to change

the ending on that one, it gets weirdly dark.

- Oh. - Well, thanks, Becky,

you can take off if you want.

Thanks. Sorry again.

Ah!

See you around, squirt!

All right, bug, let's get you to bed, huh?

Come on, I'll be your bear, come on.

- Say goodnight to Derrick! - Goodnight.

Hey, I'll show you to your room.

You get to stay in Matt's man cave.

What up, Jaxers?

It's ya boy, Jax.

Back at it again with another video,

you already know what's good.

Got a quick lil' update about that doucher, Derdick.

He is now officially cancelled!

Oh, baby!

So shout-out to you all for making sure everyone knows

how much of a loser wannabe he is.

No one messes with Jax, baby, mm, mm, mm.

Anyways, just gonna leave a little friendly reminder

of all his socials on the screen

if you wanna say, like, hi, you know, or whatever.

Jax out, baby.