Remington and the Curse of the Zombadings

Homo?

Homo! Homo!

Discipline your child!

Hi, Fe!

Homo, homo, homo!

Homo…

Homo…

Child, you may begin your confession.

Shouldn't you be the one confessing?

What do you mean?

You're a homo.

Homo, homo, homo…

Quiet, don't say that!

Homo, homo, homo…

You're a homo!

Homo, homo, homo…

Remington, I told you to stop doing that!

A homo, all right.

Homo, homo, homo!

Homo, homo, homo!

Yes,

I am gay.

Always have been, always will be.

But you little brat…

you will turn gay

when you grow up!

Make way! I said stand aside!

Are you laughing at me? You want me to arrest you?

Cordon off the area for evidence collection.

Another Diana Rose?

Gay.

If you want us to catch the killer,

please cooperate with the investigation.

When you find a victim, call the police, not your neighbors.

How did she die?

Murder.

Keep the crime scene intact. That's basic!

I've never seen a dead body before.

I've seen a lot.

All kinds. There's homicide, suicide, parricide, pesticide…

Kidding.

My mom's a cop.

Really?

I know, right?

Cool.

I've seen a lot of corpses, too.

Victims of lung cancer, skin cancer, bone cancer…

Social cancer.

Kidding.

My father's an oncologist.

You're not from around here.

Yes, I am.

By the way, my name is…

Remington!

Jigs!

Remington?

You're Remington?

Yup. Have you heard of me?

Hang on.

Miss! Wait up…

You know her?

She's Montano's daughter.

Montano?

Let's go.

She rode in my taxi the other day.

-What did your mom say? -About what?

-The murders. Is there a suspect? -Nope.

Who's the victim?

Janet Jacksonia.

Fuck…

Why? Were you two dating?

No way!

Drinks at Tabel's tonight.

There's also a party at Kevin’s.

Great!

Watch the road, you shitheads!

Too bad we missed!

That's her house.

Whose house?

The girl you were talking to a while ago.

Pass it to me.

Shoot!

Dude?

Dude, did you see that?

I did! That was solid.

You okay?

I don't mean the ball. The thing that was flying…

Drink up.

Is this your birthday blowout?

That's on the 21st.

Cool, your 21st birthday is on the 21st.

That's right.

Hey! Are you drinking or not?

Hey, handsome lads.

Present!

Mang Biyo!

Any of you want a job?

We're quite busy.

I'm a few hands short.

The job doesn't require any brains, which means you're all perfect.

Rearranging furniture and cleaning the house is all it is.

Have a shot with us, sir.

There's nothing for me in this nest of lazy drunkards.

Might as well go back to Mrs. Montano's.

Mrs. Montano?

Yes, why?

The one with a teenage daughter?

You mean Hannah.

Hannah…

An only child. She just got back from Manila.

I'm in. Jigs and I are up for it.

-Are you sure? -Yes.

Okay. Be there at 8:00 a.m.

Easy on the alcohol, don't be late.

Yes, sir. Don't worry.

Second round…

What about the bike?

Do the night shift.

Not enough bikes at night.

I'll be your co-pilot.

Wait for me!

I have to go home!

Be there tomorrow.

Why? Benedict…

My child!

Sir!

Ma'am!

What?

I'm here.

I know.

Lieutenant Martinez,

you have no witness…

no suspect…

no lead.

Yes, sir.

Wow, wow, wow…

Five salons have closed down.

You can see what that's doing to my hair, right?

Besides being kind, our gays…

Where is Councilor Saliendra?

On an emergency family reunion in Davao.

What about Engineer Saludes?

The subscriber cannot be reached, sir.

Please try your call later, sir.

Confirmed. They're all conQUEERmed.

Mayor, it would help a lot if you approved my budget request.

It's been pending since 1999.

My God, you ask for it like it was candy.

Okay.

500 pesos! Reload.

Get it from Mutya on your way out.

Georgia, you might be the next victim.

Stupid!

My boss is a cop.

She'll catch that killer.

And he'll rot in jail.

Looking sharp!

Going out on a date?

Introduce me, okay?

-Of course! -Hey, bro.

Come in, come in.

Morning.

Hey, guys, Remington’s got a hot date.

Awesome!

That's good news.

Gotta run.

Make me proud, son!

He's a good kid.

Yeah, he is.

Hey, this was your idea, so put in some work.

Just finding my groove.

Are you cold or something?

Careful, please!

Mang Biyo, take a break.

Hannah.

Not bad.

Hannah!

Thank you for the snack. It was delicious.

Did you cook it?

Your mother did.

Why is she always in black?

Is she in mourning? Who died?

My father.

I'm sorry.

That's why I came back.

Remember my dad?

The one you called "homo"?

Me? Why would I do that?

Well, it's true anyway.

Give this to Mang Biyo.

Are we okay now?

I can show you around, so you don't get bored.

You didn't recognize him?

It was dark and his face was covered.

The serial killer!

Have you told your mom?

Come in!

Hurry up.

He had a tattoo on his chest.

A tattoo of what?