Deadwood

Whoa!

Ah!

May I say, dan,

Ever since I resumed Drinking alcohol,

I cannot for The life of me

Figure out why I ever gave it up.

- takes the edge off the tough ones. - ooh.

Takes the edge off. Well put.

And may I say, dan,

That I often find you The source of many

Well put and witty things That you say.

thanks.

The hickok murder,

exoneration Of the coward mccall,

Stain on the escutcheon Of the camp.

Doc, libation!

I wonder if he thought I said "live patient?"

Couldn't get it up.

Give her A dollar to wait.

But he just keeps Getting sicker.

Shut up!

Come talk to me After, doc.

My back hurts so bad.

Will you keep A girl company?

I will, But i'm expensive.

Oh, I knew that Looking at you.

I'm joanie.

Ellsworth.

First visit to the Bella union, ellsworth?

Yes, ma'am.

My leisure time's usually Spent at the gem.

What fills the rest Of your time?

Well, ma'am, i've got myself A working gold claim.

Well, sir, Is that a damn fact?

Yes, ma'am, a hell of A working gold claim.

And if we knew Each other better,

I would throw fucking In there somewhere.

If you did, I would try to catch it.

A working, fucking Gold claim, joanie.

And thank you for allowing me My full range of expression.

- ellsworth. - what?

Do you shoot craps?

No, I don't.

But i'm a lethally Quick study.

Come on.

Joey?

I'm sick, boss.

I ain't right.

Keep your voice down. Walk this way.

I would never've Made nebraska.

I got fever.

My back's hurt Something awful.

All right, son, lay up Till you get better.

Here's that List you give me.

You hold it for awhile.

Fella who could read said one Of the items was for smallpox.

What are you doing showing That list around?

Well, when I got Poorly by buffalo gap

I wanted to see if i Could fill the list there.

That's a breach Of goddamned trust!

Have I got smallpox, Mr. Tolliver?

How do I know? Maybe You got yourself a dose.

No, i-I wouldn't. I'm virgin.

That's how come I jumped when You told about nebraska pussy.

Anyway, go lay up.

joey didn't Make nebraska?

Come down with whatever Ailed andy cramed.

I wonder if joey was After a remedy for andy?

Maybe without even knowing.

Ain't you clever, Eddie?

Was I being clever? I thought I was worrying about the plague.

Why don't you concentrate on running In the bones on joanie's mark?

A welcome diversion.

Woman lives In your fucking hotel,

But you can't find Pretext for pressing

The offer on her claim?

I can't out flank Trixie, al.

The whore guards that Widow like a mother hen.

She's dosed her with opium Priming her for your approach.

- be that as it may- - e.b., Put that offer in your pocket.

- you knock on the widow's door. - but trixie'll answer.

Trixie answers, you tell Her I want to talk to her.

Trixie leaves, you gain Entry, broach the sale.

Can you circumnavigate The child

- or must I map that for you, too? - ( mumbles )

what?

- ( knocking at door ) - nothing.

come on in, doc, Him and me are finished.

Don't play that shit where you Make me drag your words outta you.

Declare, Or shut the fuck up!

I said something strange is Going on in that hotel room.

it's bad with that Fella downstairs, al.

Plague, is it?

Smallpox.

Would land In my joint.

Yours wasn't The first.

No deceit Too prolonged.

No errand too demeaning. Get outta here!

No rebuke too vile.

Al swearengen's a cue And farnum merely is...

A billiard ball.

Man: Howdy.

Shit!

Quagmire of piss And bullshit!

What?

Al wants To see you, trixie.

All right.

He wants you Over there now.

I'll be there when I get there, e.b.

How is mrs. Garret Anyway?

Hunky-dory.

My boss wants me.

I'll be back Quick as I can.

This passes.

All right.

Place your bets, Gentlemen.

place your bets.

new shooter Coming out!

the winner's seven.

What you hear On that vaccine?

He's had a case Break out at his place.

cy: Let's go to the cage,

Or shall the three of us Leap up on tables

And shout questions Across the room?

What about the vaccine?

The boy never Made nebraska.

- he took sick. - where is he now?

- in the back here. - how long has that been?

You don't want To pursue that tone.

You sat on news,

No one went after the meds, Now i'm asking the duration.

And i'm saying questions In that tone and pointing

Your finger at me will get You told to fuck yourself.

Show me the room Where the boy is.

Please, join us.

How long they been Playing this without me?

- what do you want? - it's laundry day, madam.

- i've come to replace the linen. - leave it and go.

Are you ill?

Leave the room.

Of course.

- breathe. - ( rasping )

We should chat This all out.

Sure.

Why don't we do Something together?

Us and several others?

Yeah, all right.

Lift up.

There we go.

All right, lie down.

If I had That mug on me,

I believe i'd cut down Getting told

How butt fucking Ugly I was

By not staring at Fucking strangers.

Sorry-looking cabin Even in this shithole camp!

Passers-through has A right to make inquiries?

A leave-taker has it.

I carried that Fucking child!

No, not in my belly, but

None of that Fucking blood in me.

Fucking cocksucker!

It's jane canary calling For doc fucking cochran!

You fucking In there?

I believe I'll fucking wait!

Trixie's upstairs.

E.b.'s waiting for you In the kitchen.

Quit drinking a few hours. We're having a get-together.

Whom do you mean?

Buy some fucking fruit Or the like, huh?

I told you something Strange was going on.

Are you prepared now To tell me what it is?

If that widow was high I am a monkey's uncle.

How much fruit?

How many's a fucking Get-together?

Now one thing I can Tell you, johnny...

Right now ain't A good time to ask.

Hi, al.

You toss the place?

I know what's In this room.

How's the widow?

You giving her That dope?

I give it To her regular.

And she takes it?

She goes behind where she Dresses to spare the child seeing.

When she goes behind where She dresses to spare the child,

Do you see billows Of dope smoke rising?

She says She eats it.

- does she act high to you? - I can't be sure.

I never seen a rich person high before.

Next piece of dope, Trixie...

you go behind the screen With the widow.

You watch her Put it in her mouth,

You watch her swallow.

Afterwards, you look Down her fucking yap