Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Hey, Rod, do they have nude beaches in Florida?

Where are my magazines? I'm sure I left them here somewhere.

Leslie!

Leslie, what'd you do with my gol-darn golf balls?

Fifteen and a half sun block.

Father, could I get a string bikini in Florida?

Make sure you pack your beach towel.

- Nobody can order pizza in this house. - Where are my golf balls?

- You know why? 'Cause I'm the only guy... - Check in your pockets.

All right, has anybody seen my sun block?

What's the point of going to Florida if you're gonna put on sun block?

I don't care if I age like an old suitcase. I'm getting toasted.

Great. Now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin.

He's just jealous 'cause he can't tan. His freckles just connect.

Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal. The rubber sheets are packed.

Vicky says she wants to go with "Ding. " Behind "Ding" is 200 points.

All right. Good for you.

Two hundred points. All right.

- Honey, are you packed yet? - Yes.

Yes.

- Everything I put out for you? - Yes.

Yes.

Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip?

Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?

Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool.

How exciting.

Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.

Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees?

How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?

We'll find a nice, fake silver one or decorate a palm tree.

Goodbye, everybody.

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Honey, do you know where the batteries for this camcorder are?

Yeah, I put it in the charger.

- How's this? - Much better.

Hey, Kevin, you better go put your tie on.

We don't want to be late for the Christmas pageant.

My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there,

'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower.

He says if I walked in there and saw him naked,

I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.

Whatever that means.

I'm sure he was kidding.

Just run in there and get your tie, get out, and don't look at anything.

Well, this cat they're talking about

I wonder who could it be

'Cause they know I'm the heaviest cat

The heaviest cat you ever did see

When they see me walking down the street

When the fellas want to speak Hey, hey

On their faces they wear a silly smirk

'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk

Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

You're cooking, Frankie!

Christmas tree, my Christmas tree

Lit up like a star

When I see my Christmas tree

Can loved ones be far?

Christmas tree, I'm certain

Wherever I roam...

Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie.

Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank.

Okay. Frank... Frank!

Christmastime means laughter

Toboggans in the snow

Caroling to children

With faces aglow

Stockings on the mantel

A wreath on the door

And my merriest Christmas

Stop it!

Needs just one thing more

Christmas tree, my Christmas tree

Lit up like...

Kevin!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

I'd like to apologize to my family

for whatever displeasure I might have caused you.

What?

My prank was immature and ill-timed.

Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious.

I'd also like to apologize to my brother.

Kevin, I'm sorry.

Buzz, that was very nice.

Kevin, do you have something to say?

Beat that, you little trout sniffer.

I'm not sorry! I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me.

And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it.

And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies,

I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not.

Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?

Kevin!

Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor.

- Yeah, with me. - So what else is new?

You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss.

Your dad's paying good money for it.

I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.

What a troubled young man.

They're all a bunch of jerks.

Hi.

You know, Kevin, last time we all tried to take a trip

we had a problem that started just like this.

Yeah, with me getting crapped on.

I don't care for your choice of words.

That's not what happened last time, that's not what's happening this time.

Buzz apologized to you.

Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer.

He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you.

Okay. Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over?

When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family,

you can come down.

I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.

Then you can stay up here the rest of the night.

Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family.

And do you know what? If I had my own money,

I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys.

And I'd have the most fun in my whole life.

Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year.

I hope so.

- We did it again! - We did it again!

Okay, our McCallisters in the first van, the other McCallisters in the second van.

I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip,

but, jeez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake-up calls.

- Frank, do you have the tickets? - I've got them.

- Here's your family's. I've got my family's. - How many do you have?

- Seven. - Seven.

- Fourteen. - Fourteen.

Seven, eight, nine, ten...

How come none of us are sitting together?

At this time of the year, we're lucky to get on the same plane.

Eleven, twelve, thirteen...

Where's Kevin?

Fourteen.

It's a good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you guys try to ditch me.

- Come on, Kevin. - Dad, I need batteries.

I got some batteries in my bag. I'll give them to you on the plane.

- Here's two more. - Why can't I get them now? I can get them.

- Not now, Kevin. What's the gate number? - H17, sir.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Hey, you better hurry up. It's the last gate.

- All the way down. - Wow.

- Dad, what gate is it? - H17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin.

Kevin, you gonna take my bag? You take my bag? Come on. Come on.

Watch it, watch it, watch it.

American Airlines flight 226 to New York is now in the final boarding process.

Come on, come on.

Dad, wait up!

Dad, wait up!

Wait up!

Wait!

- Look out! Look out! - Come on, come on, come on!

Dad, wait!

Here we are. Here.

- We made it all. - Everybody here? We made it? All right.

Please, ma'am, you have to board. The plane is ready to leave.

- Let me just make sure everyone gets on. - Come on.

Don't worry, ma'am, we'll get everybody on the flight.

- Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight. - Merry Christmas.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me!

- Cutting it kind of close. - Yeah, sorry.

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you.

Dad, wait up!

Wait!

I'm sorry.

- That's all right. Are you on this flight? - Yeah, so is my family.

They're already on the plane, and I don't want to be left behind.

- Do you have a boarding pass? - It's somewhere.

We have to close up here. They're ready to go.

- He dropped his boarding pass. - This plane can't leave.

This happened to me last year and almost wrecked my Christmas.

Are you sure your family's on this flight?

Yeah. My dad ran in here right before I bumped into this lady.

Okay, board him, but make sure he locates his family before you leave him.

Okay. Come on.

Do you see your family?

- There's my dad over there. - Okay. Well, go find an empty seat.

- Have a merry Christmas. - You, too.

Ladies and gentlemen, in order for the captain to push back from the gate,

we need all passengers to be seated with their seat belts securely fastened.

So, have you ever been to Florida?

Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176 nonstop to New York...

Boy, I didn't think we were going to make it.

Something wrong? Honey?

I have that feeling.

We forgot something?

No, I don't think we did, but I... I just have that feeling.

Bad memories, that's all.

We did everything, we brought everything, we have everybody.

There's nothing to worry about.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We're fine.

Nothing to worry about.

Mom?

Dad?

Uncle Frank?

Buzz?

- We're the last ones off the plane. - Okay, thanks.