Mighty Magiswords

Mighty Magiswords!

At Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Flan!

I need a 3-letter word meaning "man's best friend."

It is I, your good friend, Omnibus the Accumulator. And I...

No, no that's 44 letters.

- I didn't say it. - Who did?

It is I, your good friend, Omnibus the Accumulator.

And I... No, no, no that's 45 letters.

- I didn't say that. - Then who did?

It is I, Omnibus the... Hmm.

It is I, Omnibus the Accumulator! And I...

Omnibus! Thank goodness you're here.

We need a 3-letter word meaning "man's best friend."

Dispense with the frivolities!

The Great Omnibus has a task for you.

A task?

What do you want us to do? Find a rare artifact?

Rid your home of a band of ferocious beasts?

- Yay! Beasts! - Well, no.

You see, I'm going away to an antique show,

and I wanted you two to house-sit while I'm gone.

I'll pay you handsomely if you do so.

Mm, I don't know.

There's a lot of important stuff we need to do around here.

Yeah, like, we haven't even finished

our crossword puzzle yet. I listed one thing...

What if I promised to bring you back some nachos

from the concession stand?

Well, this'll be fun!

Indeed! A magical collector's house

will be full of interesting objects.

You poofed us through the door.

Why didn't you "poof us" here from our house?

Your taxes pay for the roads.

It's only right you should get some use out of them.

Come, let me show you your duties.

You must guard my priceless collection of everything.

Also, make sure you do not let anybody into the house.

There are 57 other rooms in the house.

Let me tell you which ones to stay out of.

All of them! And don't touch a thing!

Do you hear me? Not one thing!

I'll be back at precisely 5:00,

and if I find one thing out of place, I'll turn you into toads!

Well, so long kids! Have fun!

- Cannot touch that. - Can't touch that.

Can't touch that. Cannot touch that.

Well, if we can't do anything in here, maybe we should

go outside and goof around with our Magiswords?

And what a splendid day for it, too!

There's not a cloud in the sky.

- Aah! - What? Let me see!

- Aah! - Told ya.

Omnibus told us not to let anyone in.

What should we do?

Well, we got to at least see what he wants.

Good afternoon, good people.

I am Jest-o. Jest-o the Best-o.

An itinerate purveyor of jollity and joy.

Please allow this humble maker of mirth to enter

your domicile until the nasty, nasty, rainstorm passes.

Hmm, warrior huddle.

I know what you're thinking, and I'm trepidatious.

I know, I know, but it's raining super hard

and I'm bored out of my skull.

Me, too. What is the worst that could occur, yes?

Okay, Jest-o you can come in for a while.

Thank you. Thank you, sire!

Yikes with the water!

Oh, I owe you two a debt of gratitude for letting me in.

Show 'em a good time there, Jest-o. Move it! Move it!

- Allow me to entertain you! - Are those possums?

Wouldn't that be easier if you put your stick down?

This is no mere stick, my friend! This is a...

Taunting Jester Magisword!

Ooh!

Wow, I've never seen a Magisword like that be...

Get back in line, solider! That's an order!

- Um, yes. Y-yes. - Let's see.

What is there to entertain you fine folks with in here?

- Hey, wait a minute. - Don't touch anything!

Ooh!

Just look at all this beautiful crockery.

Beautiful and fragile!

There's a lot of fun to be had here, Jest-o!

Make it happen, boy! Make it happen!

I bet you two warriors would have some real fun

with this stuff!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

We will not be having "fun" with Omnibus' rare dishes!

We're supposed to be keeping these things safe!

- So there should be no... - Oh, there shall.

You're gonna get on up there!

You're gonna grab them fancy pants dish-a-mahoos,

and you are gonna have fun!

Yeah. Yeah!

Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Why shouldn't I have fun?

Electric Eel Magisword!

Do I not deserve a good time?

We've stacked all the dishes except for this cup.

I can't reach high enough to put it on top.

I can!

Retractable Ladder Magisword.

Well, anyway, this one is okay.

Aah!

My goodness, you've certainly made a mess of things.

A mess? Good green gravy! We made a mega mess!

How could we have let this happen?! We gotta clean this up now!

Oh, fiddly-foo. They've stopped having fun.

What? We need fun on the double, soldier!

There has got to be some more fun to be had in here!

Hey! Come back here!

This will doodily-doo quite nicely.

Whatever it is you're doing, don't.

My dear warriors, inspiration has struck!

No, I don't like inspiration! You made me dislike inspiration!

We have to fill up this tub with lime gelatin, stat,

and get you guys in there!

It will be fun fun bo-bun!

- The tub. - Gelatin.

- Us? - Us?

The level of nope is overwhelming.

They won't let the fun happen!

Inconceivable!

Oh, my goodness!

Nothing sounds more fun than doing this thing!

Indeed, it does, ever so!

I'm glad I packed our bathing suits

for just such an occasion. What?

Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

Plunger Magisword!

Bunch Of Little Holes Magisword!

Clapping Magisword!

Slingshot Magisword!

Blowdryer Magisword!