Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League (ニンジャバットマン対ヤクザリーグ)

Ah!

Huh? Aah!

Dad, look!

My hair's gone back to normal again!

I swear it was a top knot last night.

Hmm.

A shame. That hairstyle

looked rather good on you.

Huh?

Moments ago,

a warning was issued

for a Yakuza Hurricane

approaching Gotham City.

A low-pressure system is currently building

to the southeast.

Uh...what did she say?

A Yakuza Hurricane.

-Let's get to work. -Strong rain and winds...

-Right. -...along with a large number

of yakuza falling from the sky.

-Damian, after we got back from feudal Japan yesterday,

I needed to know if we prevented history from changing.

I went to search for deviations in modern-day Japan,

but as you can clearly see...

Japan is gone?

-Yes, the islands of Japan have disappeared.

And just like your hair, something is wrong.

Hm.

-Alfred, have you made contact with the Watchtower?

Well, Master Bruce...

I'm afraid the Watchtower does not exist.

-Huh? -It gets worse.

It would seem that Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman,

Green Lantern, and Flash have also disappeared.

-So we now find ourselves without a Justice League.

It makes sense that there'd be no Watchtower.

Okay, then does this mean

we're on a different Earth or something?

-No. I already verified the multiverse frequency.

We are definitely standing on the right planet.

Which tells us one thing: That history has been changed.

Hm!

-I am transmitting the forecasted coordinates

of the Yakuza Hurricane to you now.

The yakuza?

How does the Japanese mob fit into this?

-I sure hope something makes sense soon.

Here we go.

Let's do it!

Ahh.

Now give 'em hell!

Huh?

Hello, Batman. Good to see you.

-I guess they weren't kidding about it raining yakuza.

Well, yeah, of course.

It's raining men, just like it always does.

What the huh?

What's wrong?

We just did the same thing yesterday.

Hyah!

-The only way this makes any sense is if we've swapped --

- Ha! - Swapped?

-When we returned from feudal Japan yesterday,

we must have swapped places.

The versions of us who fought the yakuza in this timeline

must be somewhere else.

-You make it sound simple, but isn't that kind of

a huge deal? -You're next, kid! Oof!

Huh?

-You really should learn to watch your back, Robin.

Oh, mind your own business.

I was just about to wipe the floor with that guy.

Oh, you were, huh?

I thought all that time in the past

would have straightened you out,

but, no, you're right back

to being the same little brat.

Come on!

What's with the hairdo?

A wig? -No!

It just grew back overnight.

Yeah, whatever you say.

Arrest the lot of 'em!

-That crazy weather alert got me off the couch.

Someone care to explain?

Exactly what it looks like.

In this Gotham, yakuza rain from the skies.

-Huh? -Yeah.

Everything's all out of whack.

The islands of Japan are all gone,

and the Justice League doesn't exist anymore.

Really?

But if there's no Japan,

how are yakuza falling from the sky?

Huh? -Mm?

Holy cow!

Is that really Japan?

Floating directly over Gotham.

-What are you looking at up there?

-Can you not see the huge island?

An island?

Okay, then.

-I guess now we know where the yakuza are coming from.

-I can't find anything about the island.

And it would seem the four of us

are the only ones who can see it.

I'm going up to investigate.

The rest of you deal with the yakuza.

Wait! Me too!

Ah!

Hey!

Better get busy.

Somebody's gotta take care of that mess.

Master Bruce,

there is a strange energy signature

coming from the anomaly in the sky.

Sending you the data now.

It looks like the Quake Engine.

-Yes. Or at least something very similar to it.

The Quake Engine?

Isn't that what sent us through time before?

-This is fallout from using the engine.

Japan has been removed from the space-time continuum.

Even though it looks like it's floating in the sky,

it's actually drifting through a fissure in space-time.

-So maybe the reason only we can see it

is because we went through time too.

-Right. And we don't belong in this timeline.

We have been displaced in time, just like that island has.

We need to recover the Quake Engine

and then use it to return space-time back to normal.

We're entering the fissure.

Brace yourself!

-It doesn't quite look like feudal Japan, does it?

-There's a signal near the Tokyo area.

Thanks, I see it.

It's enemy territory.

Going radio silent for a while.

Noted, Master Bruce.

Is that Green Lantern?

-I commend you for making it as far as you have,

but it was foolish.

You have entered an area controlled by the Hagane Family,

and I'll be damned if you encroach any further,

for I am Zeshika the Emerald Ray.

Is that Jessica Cruz?

Not exactly.

This woman's dressed in a kimono.

Oh, no, you don't!

Hang on! Aquaman, too?!

-I'm second-in-command to the Hagane Family,

Ahsa the Aqua Dragon!

Now get a taste of the spinning blades

from the trident of the ruler of the waves!

First a Yakuza Hurricane.

Now a yakuza tornado? -Sorta.

Tornadoes form on the ground and pull things upwards.

Since this is coming from the skies,

it would technically be a yakuza downburst.

-I didn't ask if you were a weatherman.

Hmm?

What is that? -Huh?

-Invisible to the eyes, unheard by the ears,

a red blur that comes and goes like lightning.

Known to be the fastest man in the Hagane Family,

but I'm the fastest man alive!

I'm the Fleet of Foot, Bari!

It's Flash!

I see you've been

giving my boys here some trouble,

so I'm here to put you in your place!

Hyah!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Where are you going?

We have orders from the oyabun

to eliminate trespassers.

-It's nothing personal, just how we do business.

Now, say goodbye!

Aah! Oof!

-That's quite enough out of you for today.

Daiana.

Carved upon this burnished skin

and polished in the Inokashira waters

for reasons only the gods could know...

a gold eagle soars through the skies,

and as the woman who leads her clan

by turning brutes and thugs into warriors...

I am the Eagle Goddess, Daiana.

You should know

not to underestimate me.

-You should know to stay out of this!

Back off, Daiana!

Hyah!

Hyah!

-You're in Kichijoji, and it belongs to the Amazone Family.

Oh! Oof!

-Those men are my guests in our land,

and allowing you to lay a finger on them

would disrespect the name of Daiana, the Eagle Goddess.

And I won't have it!