Pattathu Yaanai (பட்டத்து யானை)

Hail to father.

Today your son Ram Naresh(Nariya) got an opportunity to be super hit..

..in catering business just because of your cheating.

Always keep blessing me.

Even if I am insulted sometimes..

..then also your blessings should not become less.

Hail to Nariya's father.

What is the matter?

All mechanics of the city have come here.

Your business has reduced so now you have remembered me.

We have come to talk about marriage.

Marriage means ruining of life.

Whose marriage?

What do you mean by whom?

Marriage of our boss Babu Hatela.

Babu Hatela.

If you are Hatela then sit in the carriage.

Okay, Hatela tell me what is your matter.

Every child knows about the stories of Babu Bhai.

He does not let those people live who do not know about him.

Babu Bhai wants to do love marriage.

How did this dark complexioned man found a lover?

It must be one sided love.

How can I help you?

I have come to know that you are a famous caterer..

..so that is why I have to give catering order for my marriage.

There is no need to worry.

Whosoever comes in the marriage will get delicious food to eat.

I shall make a special dish called Chicken Hatela.

How many uninvited guests would be there in the party?

About 500 of my relatives and friends.

And about 1000-2000 of my enemies.

So you have more of enemies than friends.

What if there is any problem in the marriage?

Problem is definitely going to happen.

What type of problem?

Don't worry. I have a solid idea.

Will you change the world?

I have thought that we shall serve food to my enemies at the last..

..and you kill them by adding poison to the food.

That means food will become their destiny.

If not lentil then even Chicken Hatela would do.

When is the date of the wedding?

On the 15th.

That day you will not be able to taste food..

..because that day I have my blood test.

As to why it has turned black? - What did you say?

Everyone has red but mine has become black so there is some confusion.

You get Chicken Hatela made from someone else.

Get the suitcase.

Excuse me. Don't angry me Babu Hatela.

Even if you give me any amount of money. Even crores or metal rod

..I do not see it after commitment and also does not listen to my father.

Understood man.

Hey, will you open it tomorrow?

What is all this?

Knife, rope for hanging and poison bottle.

This is for whom.

Once if I get angry then the person in front is not spared.

I give three options to the person ready to be killed.

You tell me which one you want.

KBC of death.

Give me at least a life line.

This is a nice thing. I can cut cucumber with it.

Tell me how much is it for?

It is free for you.

Anyways I have already taken a decision.

Decision of running away from here.

I have decided to take your order. - That is great.

Now tell me quickly what all material you need for food.

Hey fatty, start.

10 bags rice..

As soon as Babban's shop will close at 7 we will steal the things.

2 bags sugar..

We shall get the girl from the general store at night.

200 coconuts also.

We will get 300 instead of 200 as we will steal from the nearby fields.

Hey, are you getting married or behaving like a don.

I have asked you to get the things and not to show and get things.

Tell me one thing that is the girl ready for marriage..

..or that also you are going to get after showing money.

Hey, is there any girl in your house?

Aunt Shanti..

What is it, son?

Get inside. Uncle is calling.

Listen to me.

Go out from here and start stealing and robbing.

Collect the materials and then come here.

Come on let's go. - I want to do good work..

..and here I am only being targeted.

Fatty, where have our men gone?

They got frightened and ran away seeing the knife, rope and poison.

Then who will make food for this black Hatela.

Sir, there are many cooks available in the market.

We shall call anyone and get the food cooked.

I remembered I have to buy a new lungi.

So you have come.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Fatty are you making plans to play marbles with your friends in the morning.

No, they are cooks found in the market.

Listen he is my master. - Quiet.

He is our master now.

He is Biryani(Rice dish) Prahalad. - Greetings.

Biryani. But I find his head to be like peeled coconut.

Do make Biryani but do not add too many cashew nuts to it.

He is Vada Ganesh.

Greetings.

He is Dosa Mani.

Seeing his squeezed face I don't feel like eating Dosa.

Get him out from here.

He fries Papad well.

Run away after frying the Papads.

Who is this Aloo-Do-Pyaza?

Since long he is staring at me.

He is Bhatura Kumar.

Come here quickly round fluffy Bhatura.

Seeing you I remember..

..that a new black Bhatura has come in the market.

You don't have to eat Bhatura but prepare it and make the guests eat.

If you eat then your stomach will get upset.

And I am Sada Sanjay.

It does not matter whether you are Kapoor or Kumar..

..but you should know how to make good food.

A thought has come to my mind.

You all look like a ladder.

Small, small and then big.

I hope you all have not come to target me.

You are asking too many questions.

Come to the point and tell me what you want to say.

The point is that we wanted to come here and impress you.

How will you do that?

We have not come here alone but have come with an order.

Very good Biryani.

Catering order of the police officer's daughter's marriage.

Tell me the date.

15th of this month.

That very day sir has undertaken order of the marriage of a rogue.

Fatty, I have not taken the order.

But he has forcefully given me that order.

You all discuss as I have to leave for my aunt's baby shower.

Did you hear?

He is already so fat..

..and by going to aunt's baby shower function he will get fatter.

Is this a family or book of stories?

That Hatela forcefully gave me an order.

And you got the order of the police without being asked for.

I am totally confused. - Sir, who is big among police and rogue?

As of now I feel your stomach is big.

Someone get me out of this problem.

We have been given catering order by the police.

We shall file a complaint about that rogue.

On the day of marriage..

..at the time of nuptial rounds we shall get him arrested.

That means we will create confusion and that also with Babu Hatela.

At least file a complaint.

Will you file a complaint against Babu Hatela?

Sir, send me money by money order.

Hey, stop, wait.. - Go; go we do not need you.

What has happened to him?

Are you giving us tip, sir?

No, this is not a tip.

Whenever I get confused I toss with this coin.

Should I file a complaint about Babu Hatela or not?

If it is heads I will file a complaint.

And if it is tails then I will not do.

Don't disturb.

Sir, it is heads. Don't worry. We are with you.

Yes.

Yes, yes tell me what is the matter?

Sir, he is our master.

Greetings. Greetings.

He wants to file a complaint against Babu Hatela.

I mean we have come.

Babu Hatela. Have you gone mad?

Tell him.

Babu Hatela teased Shanti at my place..

..who was sitting and cleaning the rice.

He teased a girl.

Eve-teasing sir.

Sir, if you file a case against him..

..then I shall serve Cashew Biryani to you.

But how can I file a case without meeting that girl?

Fine, then I shall call that girl.

Come Sundari.

Okay, so he teased her granddaughter.

He teased her and not her granddaughter.

What is this joke?

She is about to die.

What will he get by teasing her?

Stop moving. It seems as if you have come back from a hill station.

Stop.

Kale Bhature. - Yes sir.

She is shivering.

Why didn't you make her wear woolens?

Sanjay Kapoor.. - sir

I have to file a case against Babu Hatela.

I shall not take up a false case.

Sir, you want your daughter's wedding to go smoothly.

What do you mean?

What if because of the doings of that rogue..