Bad Newz (बैड न्यूज़)

Hurry up, ACP has arrived.

Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!

Are you also following the trend of doing biopics?

Ananya Ma'am, are you here for that?

Who is this biopic based on?

Are you here to meet that person?

- Hi, Ananya. - Saloni. Hi!

Here's your vanilla latte with oat milk.

That's my favourite.

How did you know?

Thank you.

Actually, I have... I am...

A fan.

Yes.

Thrilling that you'll play me in the film about my life!

It really is.

Listen...

currently no star is as big as you in India.

I mean, what a story, what a life!

You are the most googled person!

You are being called National Crush, Sister-in-law 2

and what not on the internet!

You truly are one in a billion.

And the... sorry.

Hetro-paternal...

Hetropaternal superfecundation.

That!

When I first heard about the crazy medical phenomenon

I was like, is that even possible?

It's happened.

I need every detail.

I don't know how I'm gonna play you.

I cannot offer you any advice on that

but I can surely tell you the story of the girl

who wanted to be India's first Meraki Star Chef.

Okay.

'The story begins at an opulent wedding in Delhi. '

Mom wanted to introduce me to eligible bachelors there.

However, I wanted to meet my maternal aunt, my friend,

my confidante, Maa Carona.

A psychiatrist cum spiritual guru.

She has a simple approach.

Practical therapy at times, insightful wisdom at others.

- So! - Share some wisdom with her as well.

She refuses to get married.

Don't you know you need to freeze them after 30?

- Mom! - Your thoughts are frozen in time.

Marriage is not an ID proof,

without which you cannot open your bank account.

So, relax.

Listen to me, So.

Focus on your job and become independent.

I'm with you.

Thank you.

Look there! Harman Satija.

Scion of Satija Builders!

He is a fusion of Amol Palekar and Hrithik Roshan.

Should I come?

Later...

Let's go!

This is a highflying wedding, for crying out aloud!

You turn any place into a Sunday market.

You look for a match for her everywhere.

Take my advice.

Don't you know Anushka met Ranveer

at a wedding in 'Band Baaja Baaraat'?

Oh!

You've really lost your mind watching these movies!

Totally!

Do you really think some tall, dark,

handsome prince is just going to show up at this wedding

move his bracelet and suddenly cast a spell

and I'll fall for him and just forget all about my dream of the Meraki Star?

Correct.

Please stop building castles in the air about my marriage.

We won't get any such guy here.

Can I get a safety pin?

Akhil Chadha- the GOAT

Please check your purse, Aunty. You might have one.

Akhil Chadha- the GOAT

I shall return it before leaving. It's no big deal!

Sure.

Of course.

Hello.

- Hi. - Hi.

Safety pin.

Thank you.

Got it!

He came and cast his spell.

There was something magical about him.

I couldn't take my eyes off him.

Seeing this firecracker of a guy

caused havoc in my heart and mind.

"From Paris to London, your beauty's the talk of town, "

"You spend more than the wealth of the Sheikhs all around, "

"Everyone's singing your praises in the B-Town. "

"Your beautiful face... "

"One, two, three!"

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes... "

"Girl, I want to give you the Miss World's crown, "

"Today, you'll be the headline, on news channels all around, "

"One look at you, and my heart is going down, "

"Your beautiful face... "

"Causes... "

"Causes... "

"Causes... "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Causes havoc all around, "

"One, two, three!"

Got it!

Thank you.

- Send it to me. - Definitely.

Congratulations!

"Causes havoc all around, "

Is it Gucci or Prada?

It's my Mom's.

I was in sixth grade when she embroidered it for me.

Akhil.

Saloni. Saloni Bagga.

Head Chef at Panama Cafe.

Akhil Chadha. @AkhilChadha_TheGOAT. Add me.

Akhil Chadha from Chadha Chaap corner?

Yes.

- I am a fan of your chaap. - Really?

Come over anytime. It will be free for you.

You left the weekend rush to come here?

I can't keep this a secret.

Mom coerced me to come.

Whether I win a talent show with my dancing skills or not,

she thinks she will surely find a good daughter-in-law.

I have to admit you dance well.

I wish I could say the same for you.

Darn it! Just kidding.

You're so pretty,

I didn't notice your dancing.

So, you're flirting with me now?

No, no. It's not flirting.

It's a compliment.

Do you know anything other than compliments?

Chivalry.

Can I bring you some chicken?

I'm a vegetarian.

Will you bring some for me?

I've polished off five plates already.

The waiter is giving me dirty looks.

Five plates?

My stomach is sated but my heart isn't.

Food nourishes the soul, and not just the body.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

- Did you try the golgappas? - No.

They ordered them from the best place in Delhi.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

"Akhil Chadha- the GOAT"

"That's Akhil Chadha"

- Akhil Chadha. - Saloni Bagga.

Sector 24, Karol Bagh.

Multan Mansion, Lane 3, Chawri Bazar.

- 93 born. - 97.

Sagittarius, moon sign.

Gemini.

It's been said Sagittarius and Gemini bond very well.

While our birth charts were being matched over there,

our vibes were matching here.

When the heart starts playing games despite yourself, it's time to admit.

You've got the feels.

"Your beautiful face causes havoc all around, "

"Your beautiful face causes... "

"Causes havoc all around. "

You were thinking about me, weren't you?

What are you doing here?

I missed you.

Afghani, malai, tandoori, achaari, haryali.

Last night you didn't tell me

which one of these is your favorite chaap.

I didn't want to take any chances.

You didn't want to take a chance...

or are you trying to grab a chance?

Only losers take a chance.

This is called romance.

Eating your chaap will give me indigestion.

I'm after your heart, not your stomach.

Look, Akhil, I enjoyed eating golgappas with you yesterday.

Me too!

I'm sure eating your chaaps will be even more enjoyable.

100 percent.

Honestly, I wish to offer my heart.

Whoa!

But Meraki is my sole focus right now.

Is he a Chinese guy?

Meraki. Meraki Star.

It's the highest award for Chefs.

Like an Oscar or a Nobel.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yes. Just like that.

You know Meraki is my dream.

I am working so hard for it.

I too have a dream, Saloni.